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I'm not Jack Nicholson. I'm not Brando. But I do mumble. -- Benicio Del Toro
Henry Miller, Jack Kerouac, Albert Camus, Graham Greene - they influenced my life to a profound extent. -- Paul Theroux
Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels. -- Frank Sinatra
Jack Kerouac influenced me quite a bit as a writer... in the Arab sense that the enemy of my enemy was my friend. -- Hunter S. Thompson
I thought they'd get one of us, but Jack, after all he's been through, never worried about it I thought it would be me. -- Robert Kennedy
I don't understand it. Jack will spend any amount of money to buy votes but he balks at investing a thousand dollars in a beautiful painting. -- Jackie Kennedy
I just received the following wire from my generous Daddy; Dear Jack, Don't buy a single vote more than is necessary. I'll be damned if I'm going to pay for a landslide. -- John F. Kennedy
I was not influenced by Jack Benny, and people have remarked on my timing and Jack's timing, but I don't think you can teach timing. It's something you hear in your head. -- Bob Newhart
One time, just passing by, I happened to see Jack White from the White Stripes. I'm a huge White Stripes fan, and I did a whole 180. It was like my jaw hit the ground. -- Reid Scott
With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. -- Jack Nicholson
Chinese people, young people, they don't go shopping a lot in department stores. All department store guys hate me. They say business is bad because of Jack. -- Jack Ma
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But Jack doesn't cry.Maybe. -- Andrew Smith
I am Jack's smirking revenge. -- Chuck Palahniuk
Jack Reacher is a brilliant movie -- Ken Follett
Happiness is working with Jack Lemmon. -- Billy Wilder
Hit him again, Jack! He's crazy! -- Hunter S. Thompson
Jack Daniels makes us all puke. -- Graham Coxon
You're so stupid, Rose! - Jack Dawson -- James Cameron
Where Jack isn't safe, Tom's in danger. -- George Eliot
Jack the sound barrier. Bring the noise. -- Neal Stephenson
Rose: You're trembling.Jack: I'll be alright. -- James Cameron
Jack Nicholson is a hero of mine. -- Joseph Morgan
Puttin rhymes into shape just like Jack LaLanne. -- Lord Finesse
I'd make Jack Benny look like a philanthropist. -- Gilbert Gottfried
Best thing wrong with Jack Fisher is nothing. -- Casey Stengel
Well, I never got to meet Jack Nicholson. -- Mackenzie Astin
I have been a Jack Albertson fan forever. -- Keith Coogan
Jack: Where to, Miss? Rose: To the stars. -- James Cameron
The name is Schitt," he replied. "Jack Schitt. -- Jasper Fforde
Here lies Jack Williams. He done his damndest. -- Harry S. Truman
More fools know Jack Fool than Jack Fool knows. -- William Shakespeare
Some nutter's gone and pulled a Jack the Ripper. -- Maureen Johnson
Jack Nicklaus is a legend in his spare time. -- Chi Chi Rodriguez
Jack Thorne writes so well for messed-up teenage girls. -- Holliday Grainger
The career 500th home run for Michael Jack Schmidt! -- Harry Kalas
Jack Nicklaus is the greatest winner I've ever seen. -- Dan Jenkins
I grew up knowing [Jack Johnson], surfing with him. -- Donavon Frankenreiter
Everything Jack says is to be taken with considerable reserve. -- William S. Burroughs
Now Jack Charlton wasn't wrong, I was a bad footballer. -- Craig Johnston
Hey! Jack the Wanker! Over here! I want your autograph! -- Maureen Johnson
I'm not getting into a public debate with Jack Nicklaus. -- Tim Finchem
Your attitude is perhaps a little unnecessarily rigorous," suggested Jack. -- Robin McKinley
All play and no work makes Jack a mere toy. -- Paul Laurence Dunbar
Your attitude is perhaps a little unnecessarily rigorous," suggested Jack." -- Robin McKinley
Forget Jack, I'm in love with the cold, dirt floor. -- Ann Brashares
If Jack's in love, he's no judge of Jill's beauty. -- Benjamin Franklin
I grew up watching Lee Trevino, Jack Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer. -- Molly Sims
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. -- Stanley Kubrick
Leonardo DiCaprio as Jack in 'Titanic' was my childhood crush! -- Christa B. Allen
There are no female geniuses because there are no female Jack-the-Rippers. -- Camille Paglia
Nobody ever heard Jack Nicklaus say "I don't know" about anything. -- Johnny Miller
Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. -- Harold C. Schonberg
Nobody ever heard Jack Nicklaus say 'I don't know' about anything. -- Johnny Miller
Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels. -- Jerry Lawler
Jack Ryan' is a very fast-paced, very contemporary, very action-driven thriller. -- Kenneth Branagh
Chasing dragons with plastic swords, Jack Off Jimmy everybody wants more. -- Sheryl Crow
Jack Dempsey and I became friends in the very early 1920s. -- J. Paul Getty
It is important to know who killed Jack Kennedy and why. -- Jim Garrison
Are you sure self-pity is a luxury you can afford, Jack? -- Stephen King
I would love to work with Jack White or Kanye West. -- Fefe Dobson
Jack Kerouac was cool because he had no idea he was. -- Dennis Miller
Jack Bauer is fooling his audience, but he's not fooling me. -- Craig Lancaster
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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack go under the limbo stick. -- Chubby Checker
My eldest son, Jack, grew up with me as a 'part-time' dad. -- Mike McGavick
Just watching Jack Lemmon made me want to get into this business. -- Hank Azaria
Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack. -- Chi Chi Rodriguez
Stop your doubting, my love. I knew you would find me. ~Jack -- Melissa de la Cruz
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise. I am Jack's Broken Heart. -- Chuck Palahniuk
I would like to work with Jack Nicholson, before it's too late. -- Judi Dench
I managed lots of clubs. I had more clubs than Jack Nicholson -- Bobby Gould
How can you not love Jack Gleeson? He's amazing. He's the nicest guy. -- Sophie Turner
Oh words, what crimes are committed in your name? ~Jack or The Submission -- Eugene Ionesco
Jack came whirling in like a little gay tornado with Duchess following him. -- P. C. Cast
I did six years of planning to win the championship from Jack Dempsey. -- Gene Tunney
There is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper. -- Camille Paglia
Jack doesn't belong anymore to just a family. He belongs to the country. -- Joseph P. Kennedy
After "Jack Reacher" the parts I didn't like, most of it was silly. -- Werner Herzog
The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist Jack. -- H. L. Mencken
I learned a lot from Jack Welch about how to run a business. -- Kushal Pal Singh
I might be old and ugly now, but you started that way, Jack. -- Regina Sirois
There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes. -- Fred Allen
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How can you not love Jack Gleeson? Hes amazing. Hes the nicest guy. -- Sophie Turner
Aral the Jack, formerly the noble Aral Kingslayer, is the best kind of hero. -- Alex Bledsoe
A snick by Jack Hobbs is a sort of disturbance of a cosmic orderliness. -- Neville Cardus
If I could transform my stage life to the movies, I'd be Jack Nicholson. -- Brian Dennehy
To be able to play Jack Kerouac or Sal Paradise, it's mad to me. -- Rupert Penry-Jones
I read the whole Jack Reacher series by Lee Child. They don't take long. -- Dave Barry
I fell in love with you again; While you were away - Jack Salmon -- Alice Sebold
Jack Roush is the only guy that could keep Matt Kenseth from winning races. -- Kyle Petty
My idol was Jack Benny and he was the master of subtlety and timing. -- Don Knotts
Mike Jack. Who's bad? Aint on my period, but I got a new pad. -- Nicki Minaj
Shane was a classic, and you can't find a better bad guy than Jack Palance. -- Clint Walker
The greatest comedian I've ever seen is Jack Benny. He wasn't afraid of the silences. -- Bob Newhart
I even played Jack Webb's partner on the radio version of Dragnet for a while. -- Martin Milner
The beauty of Cup football is that Jack always has a chance of beating Goliath. -- Terry Butcher
Working with Jack [Nicholson] is sort of like standing in front of the Grand Canyon. -- Diane Keaton
If Jack Nicklaus can win the Masters at 46, I can win the Kentucky Derby at 54. -- Bill Shoemaker
The only people who put iced tea in Jack Daniel's bottles is the Clash baby!! -- David Lee Roth
[Jack Johnson]gave me my whole start in music, which was the coolest thing ever. -- Donavon Frankenreiter
The game of golf was bigger than Jack Nicklaus when Jack was dominating the game. -- Tim Finchem
Whereever you end up;" Jack whispered into my ear."I wish you clear skies. Always -- Wendy Mass
No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human nature. -- A. A. Milne
What's your angle?" I asked, trying to sound more playful than demanding."Isosceles," Jack quipped. -- Amanda Hocking
I'd love to do like a modern day 'Shining' and play the Jack Nicholson role. -- Janet Montgomery
I don't remember anything anybody said in any Jack Ford picture. Nothing happens except action. -- Elia Kazan
I'm not as far along as Jack Nicklaus was at this age, but I'm trying. -- Tiger Woods
I'm definitely a singer-songwriter. I'm somewhere in the vein between Elliott Smith and Jack Johnson. -- Bryan Greenberg
All my life I wanted to play golf like Jack Nicklaus, and now I do. -- Paul Harvey
And I Jack, the Pumpkin King, have grown so tired of the same old thing... -- Tim Burton
Rock and Roll's got to be like Jack Daniels. You've got to feel it burn. -- Nikki Sixx
I do have friends in Australia who now refer to me as 'Hollywood Jack.' -- Jacki Weaver
My friends are all megalomaniacs - from Damien Hirst to Jack Nicholson - all of them. -- David Bailey
Jack leaped over the gate, his sword aflame. To vanquish his foe and rescue his love. -- Melissa de la Cruz
Jack Aubrey is a tremendous tower of strength and you always want to read about him. -- Clive James
I knew Jack Kennedy; Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy. -- Lloyd Bentsen
When Jack Burns needed to hold his mother's hand, his fingers could see in the dark. -- John Irving
But I also directed Jack Barrymore and Ronald Colman and James Stewart, to name a few. -- George Cukor

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