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Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha! -- Jeff Kinney
Mom, thanks for letting me drop out of high school. Haha! -- Dave Grohl
Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler! -- Santino Marella
I'm a pretty happy camper. Look a little more like Paul Newman, maybe. Haha. -- John Warnock
I also think swimmers are pretty fashion conscious and mos aren't always the best accessory to be rocking. Haha. -- James Magnussen
The Washington State Supreme Court on Thursday announced a two year suspension for a lawyer caught having jailhouse sex with a triple murder defendant she was representing. Haha! Jokes on you, dummies... I'm not really a lawyer. -- Tina Fey
I guess that all figures into my approach because once I start hearing the imagination land stuff (that's my new phrase now I guess) I tend to tune out or start laughing at it like, "Haha, you guys really believe there is a heaven." -- Brad Warner
Life isn't all haha hehe. -- Meera Syal
My worst habit is...getting naked all the time haha...sorry. -- Harry Styles
I love book signings: kids waiting in line for you to scribble on their new books, haha! -- Brian Jacques
Good! Hang in there! It's normal! [Low self-esteem] Often it's a sign of intelligence (but don't let that go to your head haha) -- Patrick Stump
I don't think I really have any wisdom. Stay out of trouble. Good luck. Stay away from women because they will burn you, haha. -- Jason Aldean
My family is the treasure. I thank them heartily but I can't say this seeing them face to face since I'm too shy haha. -- Daesung
Thery're both iron, isn't that funny?" "Funny haha or funny strange?" James handed them back to me "Funny 'occult'" "Ah. Funny strange" James looked at me sternly, "Don't start that. I'm supposed to be the humorous one -- Maggie Stiefvater
Music meant more to me than a social life and just hangin out. haha just being tired of repacking my suit case every couple of days, and anytime i wanted to cop some new clothes i would have to throw away something I had to make room in the suitcase. -- G-Eazy
I don't know about you, but when they first introduced bottled water, I thought it was so funny, I was like "Bottled water! Haha, they're selling bottled water! ... I guess I'll try it. Ah, this is good, this is more watery than water. Yeah, this has got a water kick to it." -- Jim Gaffigan
Somebody bought me a Snuggie as a joke gift. Haha, the joke's on you, I enjoy it. I toss and turn at night, finally a blanket that's like, 'I'm going to keep you warm.' It's like having a small child with polio keep you in a full nelson - the perfect pressure. -- Daniel Tosh
When I was in high school, my friends and I would drive out into the country to abandoned houses and structures... haha... to ghost hunt. We would scare each other so bad! We would sometimes camp out by the abandoned buildings just to scare ourselves! Such good times. The adrenaline of real fear is so cool! -- Keegan Allen
I'm glad I got to introduce myself to America by doing a Britney [Spears] song, haha! -- Melanie Martinez
I'm tryin' to be part of a functioning society so I can't listen to Curren$y man. His rhymes make me high haha. -- Sean Price
Black people beating whites when a thug got shot holding a gun by a black officer haha (expletive) cracks me up! Keep kneeling for the anthem! -- Steve Clevenger
And hey, it's okay to laugh at yourself sometimes, I do dumb things all the time (haha). But when it get's too personal, get your tough skin on and stand firm. -- Christina Grimmie
I make make music in my own time, messing around with beats and riffs I write. Always practicing performing in my room most times I probably look like an idiot dancing around haha. -- Christina Grimmie
Kids are great in that they keep you on your toes. They're like a puzzle... in a blender, haha. You have to take the pieces out and try to put it together on the fly. -- Raheem Jarbo

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