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I'm presently incarcerated. Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah! "Attempted murder"? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they? -- Matt Groening
The cave of Ozma has been discovered, and she is to come back and rule our Oz, and the idiotic Scarecrow can go stuff himself. Hah!Good one: a Scarecrow stuffing himself." -- Gregory Maguire
When infuriated by an outrageous column, do not be suckered into responding with an abusive e-mail. Pundits so targeted thumb through these red-faced electronic missives with delight, saying 'Hah! Got to 'em.' -- William Safire
Caine erupted in disbelieving laughterYeah, that'll do it. 'I'm just a kid, Your Honor!' Hah. They'll have to find a few scapegoats, and guess who it will be? You and me, surfer boy. You and me." -- Michael Grant
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If I'm not complaining, I'm not having a good time, hah hah! -- Martin Scorsese
For us scientists, on the other wing, life is not quite so simple. Because we learn the unknown. Unlike, hah-hah, our esteemed friends the philosophers, who learn the unknowable. -- Ken MacLeod
What do great artists do when you see a world around you that's in turmoil? Some of the best artists make you feel good (hah), they look to the future. -- Nile Rodgers
He nodded nervously. "?He looks like a magician. I hate magicians. They usually have rabbits.' I stared at him. "?You're scared of bunnies?' "?Blah-hah-hah! They're big bullies. Always stealing celery from defenceless satyrs. -- Rick Riordan

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