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We old bachelors smell like dogs, do we? So be it. But I must take issue with your claim that doctors who treat female illnesses are womanizers and cynics at heart. Gynecologists deal with savage prose the likes of which you have never dreamed of. -- Anton Chekhov
A gynecologist is the dentist for the downstairs mouth. -- Daniel Tosh
I'm Not a Gynecologist, but I'll take a Look. -- Gena Showalter
My body is dropping so fast, my gynecologist wears a hard hat. -- Joan Rivers
I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me 'sir'. -- Joan Rivers
Few gynecologists recommend to their heterosexual patients the most foolpoof of solutions, namely, misterectomy. -- Mary Daly
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. -- Carrie Snow
I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening. -- George Carlin
There was nothing like a trip to the gynecologist to make one feel just a little violated. Charley -- Darynda Jones
I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone. -- Joan Rivers
If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let's check under the hood. -- Dov Davidoff
I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does. -- Cathy Ladman
I've been at stand-up for years: after a while, you get as jaded as the proverbial gynecologist who no longer enjoys drugging and violating his patients. -- Emo Philips
Forty years ago, after many years of successful use of thyroid therapy, leading gynecologists in this country and elsewhere were reporting thyroid had cured more menstrual disorders than all other medications combined. Unfortunately, that lesson seems to have been largely lost. -- Broda Otto Barnes
as we acquire new aches and new pains, our health care is, of necessity, being supplied by internists, cardiologists, dermatologists, podiatrists, urologists, periodontists, gynecologists and psychiatrists, from all of whom we want a second opinion. We want a second opinion that says, don't worry, you are going to live forever. -- Judith Viorst
Been thinking about having a baby. But if I want to do it, I'd have to do it soon 'cause it's getting near closing time. The clock is ticking. My gynecologist said, if I wanted to have a baby, I would have to do it - the latest - by the ended of this show. -- Carol Leifer
It's not a big part, ... I wheel in an ultrasound machine and say to Taylor's gynecologist, 'If you have a problem with it, just give it a light tap on the side.' Then they hand me a urine sample, and I put it up to the light and say 'Hmm, looks pretty healthy, but I'll check.' -- Craig Kilborn
I go for my completely routine mammogram and then I get a call from my gynecologist. And she says, 'Well, I have some - it's not such great news, but here it is, but it's very small and we're just going to get in there and take it right out, right away, and then you'll probably have radiation.' -- Cynthia Nixon

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