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All the really pretty girls get pregnant. -- Mark Hoppus
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament. -- Florynce Kennedy
I like trying to get pregnant. I'm not so sure about childbirth. -- George Eliot
I like trying to get pregnant, I'm not so sure about childbirth. -- Lauren Holly
You don't want people to suffer or get fat when they're pregnant. -- Julie Bowen
Your forties is not the time to be thinking about getting pregnant. -- Marcia Cross
I get pregnant pretty easily, but I have a hard time keeping them. -- Courteney Cox
Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit. -- Maureen Murphy
Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant. -- Jim Cole
Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse. -- Molly Ivins
It was harder to get my driver's license than to get pregnant and give birth. -- Julie Bowen
I think a lot of people get pregnant and decide they can turn into garbage disposals. -- Gisele Bundchen
I get an urge, like a pregnant elephant, to go away and give birth to a book. -- Stephen Fry
Most women get pregnant and even though it's a challenge physically and uncomfortable, they generally wanted to be pregnant. -- Mary McCormack
I feel cheated never being able to know what it's like to get pregnant, carry a child and breast feed. -- Dustin Hoffman
I'm definitely not getting married. In this business, you're either getting married or they want you to be pregnant. I'm not getting married until I'm forty. If ever. -- Zac Efron
I love my nose! I was so nervous when I got pregnant that I was going to get that weird nose spread that you sometimes see pregnant ladies get. -- Busy Philipps
When I do get pregnant, I highly doubt I'll be one of those women who don't look pregnant from behind - I'll be that chick who looks pregnant from her ankles up! -- Katherine Heigl
When I was pregnant, I was so huge and people on the bus would get up for me. That made me feel so precious and valued and valuable. I try to treat everyone like they're pregnant. -- Mariska Hargitay
I think the days of putting your feet up when you're pregnant are long gone. Women who are nine months pregnant now have to work till the bitter end - they don't get to be on TV. -- Amy Poehler
You can't produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant. -- Warren Buffett
You act like getting pregnant is a disease you can catch from public toilets. -- Rainbow Rowell
You do get the pregnant mush-brain... you know what it's like? It's like getting stoned. -- Kate Hudson
The trouble with getting introspective when you're pregnant is that you never know who you might run into. -- Carrie Fisher
Getting rewarded for being pregnant when you're a teenager? Are you serious? I mean, that makes me want to kill somebody. -- Chelsea Handler
You feel pretty gross when you are first pregnant. You don't feel cute, you feel disgusting. You're getting fat. It was hard. -- Gwen Stefani
I was told I had a two per cent chance of getting pregnant, so I say she's a two per cent baby. -- Nicole Kidman
At one point in my life, I wanted to do a master's degree in Irish literature, but I ended up getting pregnant instead. -- Miriam Toews
When all of your friends are getting pregnant, you start thinking about it. But for Amy and I, show business is our baby. -- Will Arnett
I've done a lot of things I'm not proud of, such as getting my girlfriend pregnant when I was 23 and the way I handled that. -- Steve Jobs
And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than food poisoning in Moscow. -- Dennis Miller
Some women can't stand being pregnant, getting big and bloated, and hauling around a giant stomach, and some women, for reasons probably understood by Darwin, love it. -- Rich Cohen
Emily Procter getting pregnant changed the show for me. I got so much more involved, which was so much fun! Now I feel like an action figure Barbie. -- Eva LaRue
By the time I was in high school, Roe v. Wade had passed, so that was also happening; girls were getting pregnant and getting abortions - and that happened in my school too. -- Annette Bening
Republican presidential hopeful Mike Hucka-BS is attacking actress Natalie Portman for getting pregnant without being married. It could get a little awkward if he runs into Sarah and Bristol Palin at Fox News. -- Jay Leno
Getting pregnant wasn't easy, and I found that devastating. I really beat myself up for waiting so long when I'd always wanted children and family had been the basis of my happiness my whole life. -- Emily Procter
For some people, getting pregnant is as easy as catching cold." And there certainly was an analogy there: Colds and babies were both caused by germs which loved nothing so much as a mucous membrane. -- Kurt Vonnegut

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