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Men get laid, but women get screwed. -- Quentin Crisp
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid! -- Rodney Dangerfield
Now that I'm sober, I deserve to get laid. -- Steven Tyler
The reason you often get in comedy is because you're not getting laid. -- Demetri Martin
At eighty-one, health club-lusting is as close as I'll ever come to getting laid again. -- Patricia McConnell
Can you believe our Ash is getting laid? Our baby is growing up. I'm so proud! -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
If I was a sex symbol, I would be getting laid a lot more than I am now. -- Moby
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. -- Frank Zappa
It's easy to get laid when you're rich and famous. When you're broke and unknown, it takes skill. -- Kevin Bacon
There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid. -- Denis Leary
We don't like mystery. You like mystery, 'cause it's not a mystery to you; you know when you're gonna get laid. -- Bill Maher
Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed. -- George Carlin
Your mind is a your temple, keep it beautiful and free. Don't let an egg get laid in it by something you can't see. -- Bob Dylan
If believing absurd falsehoods increase the odds of getting laid or avoiding predators, your brain will believe those falsehoods with all its metaphorical little heart. -- Peter Watts
Some people wanted to get rich or famous, but my friends and I wanted to get real. We wanted to get deep. (Also, I suppose, we wanted to get laid.) -- Anne Lamott
What I like about stand-up is, it's truthful. I'm not up there trying to get laid or look cool. I'm up there because I really love it, and it makes people happier. -- Jay Mohr
Don't wear bacon cologne. If you put on...you know what? Screw it. Wear it. If you are the type of guy who is tempted to wear bacon cologne, it's not like you could get laid any less. -- Bill Maher
I'm a skinny, geeky, high school dropout - it works, kids! Sensitive guys always get the girl. You'll get laid 10 times as much as that guy on the football team 'cause he's on steroids and he's gonna get fat. -- Dave Grohl
I thought this election was an adult discussion on how best to protect ourselves in the face of terrorism, but apparently it was a referendum on boys kissing. When homophobia trumps terrorism in America, wow. This country needs to get laid. -- Bill Maher
The feelings that we equate with love-feeling sick, feeling insecure, not eating-that's just lust getting in the way. It's your ego saying, 'I want to get laid' and 'I hope she likes me more than I like her.' Love is something that should be there in 20 years' time. -- Simon Cowell
Writing isn't about making money, getting famous, getting dates, getting laid, or making friends. In the end, it's about enriching the lives of those who will read your work, and enriching your own life, as well. It's about getting up, getting well, and getting over. Getting happy, okay? Getting happy. -- Stephen King
I knew I was different. I thought that I might be gay or something because I couldn't identify with any of the guys at all. None of them liked art or music. They just wanted to fight and get laid. It was many years ago but it gave me this real hatred for the average American macho male. -- Kurt Cobain
According to an article on CNN.com, a new study says people who are bad kissers don't get laid. Where are you supposed to learn how to kiss? If you go to Catholic school, it's from your priest; in public school, you learn from your teacher; and some guys learn from their sisters... if their sister is Angelina Jolie. -- Chelsea Handler
And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong? -- Bill Hicks
[Oedipa Maas] awoke at last to find herself getting laid. -- Thomas Pynchon
Getting paid for being laid, guess that's the name of the game. -- Elton John
I'm getting comfortable with West Coast style, which is more laid-back than British style. -- Cat Deeley
I got body lice in Germany! I'd tell you they were crabs, but I wasn't getting laid. -- Billie Joe Armstrong
I'm grateful for doing those drugs, because they kept me from getting laid and I would have gotten AIDS. -- Steven Tyler
Never underestimate the power of telling a teenage boy he's risking his chances of getting laid. Works almost every time. -- Violet Cross
Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent. -- Kevin Bacon
I don't know what's better: getting laid or getting paid. I just know when I'm getting one, the other's getting away. -- Kanye West
So that's what art is, for the artist," said Crake. "An empty drainpipe. An amplifier. A stab at getting laid. -- Margaret Atwood
Getting laid off was one of the worst things that ever happened to me. But it led to the best results. -- Tom Smallwood
I knew that by getting behind the wheel of the car and having had something to drink, the responsibility laid on my shoulders. -- Tracey Gold
Men think if they're getting laid, everything is fine. Women think if they feel good, everything is fine. Neither turns out to be a very good indicator. -- Mark Lawrence
As an adult, getting paid thousands of dollars a week to say, Aye, Sir. Course laid inis a seriously sweet gig, but when I was a teenager, it sucked. -- Wil Wheaton
I'm laid back, I take my time, get the job done. Lebron is high flying, dunking, passing the ball well. He's getting the job done, too. But we're different. -- Carmelo Anthony
I gave you sympathy. *I* want sympathy!" "Are you kidding me? You have the sexiest man on the planet wanting you. You're getting laid regularly. No sympathy for you! -- Jill Shalvis
Usually the kids are portrayed as very one-dimensional. Like these mindless animals that just have three things on their minds: getting laid, getting drunk, and driving real fast over Mulholland Drive. -- Molly Ringwald
Teens aren't just interested in getting laid. I won't believe that's all they're interested in. I have four younger sisters and they're sick of being shown how they're supposed to react in bed. -- Linda Fiorentino

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