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Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk. -- Ambrose Bierce
Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it. -- Hannah More
An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men. -- Charles Darwin
Me, I'd prefer to have a good reputation rather than getting press for being scandalous, getting drunk in public, staying out late and so on. -- Sophia Bush
A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it. -- Lyndon B. Johnson
Drinking: something to do while getting drunk. -- Peg Bracken
I don't get the whole getting drunk thing. -- Sarah Michelle Gellar
Let us settle down to the serious business of getting drunk. -- Poul Anderson
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk. -- Samuel Johnson
The good show is not about people fighting or getting drunk or throwing up on each other, or hating each other - it's about celebrating people's talent. -- Cat Deeley
We'd boil this whisky because we thought that would make it stronger. So we thought we were getting drunk, but in fact there'd be no alcohol left in it. -- Neneh Cherry
I think getting drunk is the key to flying comfortably. A couple of bloody marys or several glasses of champagne, and suddenly it's like you're on a roller coaster. -- Amanda Peet
There is in all men a demand for the superlative, so much so that the poor devil that has no other way of reaching it attains it by getting drunk. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
If you're going to drive a Hummer and buy carbon offsets, that's like getting drunk every night and getting into an AA meeting, throwing money in the basket, and leaving. -- Ed Begley, Jr.
Usually the kids are portrayed as very one-dimensional. Like these mindless animals that just have three things on their minds: getting laid, getting drunk, and driving real fast over Mulholland Drive. -- Molly Ringwald
Ride your emotions as the shallop rides the waves; don't get upset among them. There are people who enjoy getting swamped emotionally, just as, incredibly, there are people who enjoy getting drunk. -- Mary Hunter Austin
These new metal bands are going out, getting drunk and going to strip clubs, and they'll be doing the same in thirty years. There isn't even an interesting self-destructive quality to it . . . it's just dumb. -- Moby
Social topics may hit too close to home for people, but then again, if you pull a heartstring, then that's what country music is. It's not just songs about getting drunk and leaving your girl. -- Kenny Chesney
Getting drunk was good. I decided that I would always like getting drunk. It took away the obvious and maybe if you could get away from the obvious often enough, you wouldn't become so obvious yourself. -- Charles Bukowski
Getting drunk . . . you're in complete control up to a point. It's your choice, every time you take a sip. You have a lot of small choices. It's like . . . I guess it's the difference between suicide and slow capitulation . . . -- Jim Morrison
You don't really have to do the things that your character is doing. But us actors, we use something called sense memory. I've certainly been drunk before, and part of my job is to recall that without getting drunk. -- Jeff Bridges
There's a long tradition of teen comedies where the kids are getting drunk on beer and whatever else, so smoking a joint to me is no worse than having a beer. So, if someone has a problem with it, I'll just tell them to relax. -- James Franco
There's an air of mystery around the Masons, but the reality is that they're mostly a bunch of veterans getting drunk in a lodge that they've built to look like a temple. It's just a bunch of guys trying to get away from their wives. -- Jimmy Kimmel
An avidity for more is built into the love of movies. Something else is built in: you have to be open to the idea of getting drunk on movies. (Being able to talk about movies with someone -- to share the giddy high excitement you feel -- is enough for a friendship. -- Pauline Kael
And I sat there getting drunker and drunker and more in love and more in love...And you can never touch a girl in the same way more than once, twice, or another number of times however much you may wish to hold, wrap, or otherwise fix her hand, or look, or some other quality, or incident, known to you previously. -- Donald Barthelme
If a man go into the London Docks sober without means of getting drunk, and comes out of one of the cellars very drunk wherein are a million gallons of wine, I think that would be reasonable evidence that he had stolen some of the wine in that cellar, though you could not prove that any wine was stolen, or any wine was missed. -- William Henry Maule
If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck -- Jeff Foxworthy
What's the Use of Getting Sober (When You Gonna Get Drunk Again) -- Louis Jordan
As long as I could pitch a little, no one cared that I was getting drunk. -- Don Newcombe
I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just happened. -- George Best
If getting drunk was how people forgot they were mortal, then hangovers were how they remembered. -- Matt Haig
You can vibe out when people are getting tired or they're too drunk to keep going along with. -- Jay Mohr
Getting stopped for drunk driving in those days might mean that your entire career was over then. Not today. -- Mark Goddard
Drink without getting drunk Love without suffering jealousy Eat without overindulging Never argue And once in a while, with great discretion, misbehave -- Dan Buettner
I've always watched actors on the red carpet getting drunk and making idiots of themselves and now I'm happy to join their ranks -- Ethan Hawke
The true meaning of the precepts is not just that one should refrain from drinking alcohol, but also from getting drunk on nirvana. -- Bassui Tokusho
No one can get really drunk on a novel or a painting, but who can help getting drunk on Reethoven's Ninth, Rartok's Sonata for Two Pianos and Percussion, or the Reatles' White Album? -- Milan Kundera

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