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Divorce is contagious. That's right - when you have a close couple friend split up, it increases your chances of getting a divorce by 75 percent. -- Jenna McCarthy
Once when I was working for the Daily News, I was summoned back to work from vacation because Donald Trump announced he was getting a divorce. -- Gail Collins
You can't go through a divorce and then get back together. -- Peter Andre
Only in England would 'professor gets divorced and remarried' be a story. -- Niall Ferguson
If you feel like getting a divorce, you are no exception to the general rule. -- Elizabeth Hawes
Getting a divorce is nearly always as cheerful and useful an occupation as breaking valuable china. -- Rebecca West
I had a really kind of yucky divorce and it was really challenging to get over that. -- Ricki Lake
One study found that people who smile in childhood photographs are less likely to get a divorce. -- Jenna McCarthy
To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while. -- James Caan
Remember there is no way you can give the father custody of the children without getting a divorce. -- Phyllis Diller
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor
It's a really weird thing, modern divorce. I found out I was getting divorced on television. That was kind of weird. -- Val Kilmer
Stephen Hawking is getting a divorce. That's scary. If the smartest guy in the world can't figure out women, we're screwed. -- Jay Leno
It's like when a guy gets a divorce from his wife. You part ways. That's what I did with The Beach Boys. -- Brian Wilson
I had a pretty public divorce. They're not easy - divorces - and it took me a long time to really get through. -- Nas
You don't sign up for a divorce when you get married. It's very painful. But it's taught me a great deal about myself. -- Dwayne Johnson
I think a lot of people think because I was getting the divorce, that was really the catalyst for gaining so much weight. -- Valerie Bertinelli
Yeah, I've been a little down. Totally natural. I'm getting a divorce, but now I'm ready to pull myself up by some G-strings. -- Aziz Ansari
The ceremony took six minutes. The marriage lasted about the same amount of time though we didn't get a divorce for almost a year. -- Hedy Lamarr
Christ and The Church: If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would probably get one. -- Samuel Butler
I firmly believe in marriage. It's a real important decision that takes a lot of dedication and time. If you're thinking about divorce. You shouldn't get married. -- Seth Green
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to. -- Helen Rowland
You have to be with the right person. It's so much more important to meet the right person, whether you're married or not, than it is to get married and get a divorce. -- Joanna Garcia
I come from a very illustrious line of divorces. We love to get divorced in my family. My mother and father have been married four times each - eight ceremonies with the best of intentions. -- Joshua Ferris
Being smarter gives you a tailwind throughout life. People who are more intelligent earn more, live longer, get divorced less, are less likely to get addicted to alcohol and tobacco, and their children live longer. -- Steven Pinker
She said Robert Joyner had killed himself with a gun. And then I asked why, and then she told me that he was getting a divorce and was sad about it.' 'Lots of people get divorces and don't kill themselves,' I said. 'I know,' she said, excitement in her voice. 'That's what I told her. -- John Green
In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity. -- Lauren Bacall
He told me he was getting married, and I told him I approved of his upcoming divorce. -- Jarod Kintz
Everybody is agreeing so tersely. I just had a flashback to the month before my parents finally admitted they were getting a divorce. -- Samantha Bee
Divorce is one of the most financially traumatic things you can go through. Money spent on getting mad or getting even is money wasted. -- Richard Wagner
Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together. You know what that means? There's still hope for Ike and Tina Turner -- Jay Leno
Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together. You know what that means? There's still hope for Ike and Tina Turner. -- Jay Leno
The divorce is a regret of mine and my mum thinks that we should have stayed together. He's now remarried so there's no chance of us getting back together. -- Carol Vorderman

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