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I call myself a geriatric starlet. -- Iris Apfel
Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. -- Harold MacMillan
There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. -- John Mortimer
The awful thing about a conductor becoming geriatric is that you seem to become more desirable, not less. -- Neville Marriner
People are still being put into geriatric wards when they don't need it. They need treatment, not just being put into bed and fed. -- Ruth Rendell
I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. -- John Mortimer
There are things that I invented - the creaky geriatric robot that is always grumpy, for example, or the little wheelie guy, he's not in the Hasbro lore. But kids love that stuff - this little guy as a pet on a chain. They gravitate towards it. -- Michael Bay
The Egyptian Nile, though it does have its own particular hazards, is subject to none of what I find in Rhode Island. Since the Aswan High Dam was built in 1973, the Nile has become something of a grand canal. It is wide, flat, slow, and so calm it verges on the geriatric. -- Rosemary Mahoney
I didn't think it was possible at my age honestly. They call it a geriatric pregnancy -- Halle Berry
I want to retire at 50. I want to play cricket in the summer and geriatric football in the winter, and sing in the choir. -- Neil Kinnock
On Mardi Gras, she got his soul back and freed him. (Wulf) Oh man, that sucks. Now he's going to have to join Kyrian on the geriatric patrol. (Chris) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
It's outrageous. It's ridiculous. And 'twas ever thus. We all watched James Bond as he got more and more geriatric, and his girlfriends got younger and younger. It's so annoying. -- Helen Mirren

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