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Genitals are a great distraction to scholarship -- Malcolm Bradbury
I'm not a big one for lots of genitals flapping in the films. -- Campbell Scott
The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue. -- Leonardo da Vinci
Death and genitals are things that frighten people, and when people are frightened, they develop means of concealment and aggression. It is common sense. -- Noam Chomsky
Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without inadvertently mentioning at least three of them. -- Terry Pratchett
I was in the Chilli Peppers at the time and I asked myself, would I be able to wear a sock on my genitals at the age of forty and they proved me wrong because I guess they're still doing it. -- Cliff Martinez
The brains -the thinking organs- are the world producers -nature's genitals. -- Novalis
The closeups of pornography make human genitals look like undiscovered prehistoric animals. -- Mason Cooley
I always thought my genitals were the result of some crude practical joke. -- Steven Morrissey
Those who follow where their genitals lead them often wind up in tedious company. -- Mason Cooley
When people have to choose between civilization and warm genitals, they choose warm genitals -- John Green
Oh, lighten up, Clark. I'm the one having scalding hot air directed at my genitals. -- Joanna Noelle Levesque
What relationship can you have with yourself if you systematically hand your genitals over to someone else? -- Virginie Despentes
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. -- Robin Williams
How many times can you say, "No yanking on one another's genitals?" Everything is hilarious until someone starts crying. -- Julie Bowen
The part we play is not as we want it, but as we are made-with the genitals God gave us. -- Maureen Howard
I am patriotic. When the Pledge of Allegiance is going on, I solemnly place my right hand over my genitals. -- Jarod Kintz
I want to be a naughty pirate, because when I put on that eye patch, it barely covers my genitals. -- Jarod Kintz
I keep my phone on vibrate, and I keep it close to my genitals. You should call me. A lot. -- Jarod Kintz
The genitals themselves have not undergone the development of the rest of the human form in the direction of beauty. -- Sigmund Freud
If Freud had worn a kilt in the prescribed Highland manner he might have had a very different attitude to genitals. -- Woodrow Wilson
I also survived circumcision, a barbaric practice designed to remind you as early as possible that your genitals are not your own. -- George Carlin
One's fetishes are fascinating, but not because of their beauty or significance. The same could be said for one's genitals, or one's children. -- Mason Cooley
Male genitals are still called "the tree of life" by the Arabs, and a cross was one of the oldest diagrammatic images of male genitals. -- Barbara G. Walker
Columbia is ... for people whose genitals still work, dammit. For writers who want to be brave and persevere in the real world where people often fail. -- Scott Kenemore
She knew that there were all kinds of ways to make a conquest and that one of the surest roads to a woman's genitals was through her sadness. -- Milan Kundera
Frog has no nerves. Frog is as old as a cockroach. Frog is my father's genitals. Frog is a malformed doorknob. Frog is a soft bag of green. -- Anne Sexton
Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, 'Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, genitals, current account, confidence, razor blades, and good standing among your friends'. -- Jeffrey Bernard
Telling me to relax or smile when I'm angry is like bringing a birthday cake into an ape sanctuary. You're just asking to get your nose and genitals bitten off. -- Amy Poehler
Pornography is essentially reductive, an exercise in the nothing-but mode, a depersonalizing of the human beings involved, a showing-up of human lust as nothing but an affair of the genitals. -- Storm Jameson
Religion makes kind people say unkind things: "I must prove my faith, so mutilate the genitals of my children." They wouldn't do that if God didn't tell them to do so. -- Christopher Hitchens
But men are less used to the idea of being raped than women are, and it strikes them with a fresh horror. With women, that horror comes right along with the female genitals. -- Charlaine Harris
Not to mention our former tag team champions lost their titles after my good friend Christian was hit in the genitals with a hockey stick by a midgit! I mean enough is enough -- Kurt Angle
I don't like being put in the same category as people because we have the same genitals and boobs. Nobody is going to write "Lily Allen vs. Ed Sheeran." It just doesn't happen. -- Lily Allen
It's weird to have to look at another co-worker and have a silent discussion - any discussion - about how you are going to touch their genitals or allow them to touch your genitals. -- Timothy Simons
In Manhattan, marriage is a trend. Couples kiss over their arugula and radicchio salads. They fondle each other's genitals while devouring their pasta puttanesca. By the time the tiramisu arrives, they've slid under the table. -- Cynthia Heimel

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