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Russia is a gas station masquerading as a country. -- John McCain
Someone tried to save my soul in a gas station. -- Orlando Bloom
Librarian is a service occupation. Gas station attendant of the mind. -- Richard Powers
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? -- George Carlin
I asked a couple of months ago if anyone would like to start picketing the gas stations. --
I ended up buying a restaurant. Already we had invested in a gas station and a metal products plant. -- Esther Williams
He ran a gas station down in St. Louis... No, Mahatma Gandhi was a great leader of the 20th century. -- Hillary Clinton
I go to church every Sunday, which is like going to the gas station once a week and really, really filling up. -- Anne Lamott
The realities are that, you know, as a black man, you know, Barack can get shot going to the gas station, you know. -- Michelle Obama
I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week, if I'm lucky. -- Jane Fonda
You can't get away, I can't fill my car up at a gas station without Coors Light, Bud Light, Corona, whatever, it's just the way it is. -- Kirk Windstein
I've always thought space station is a great name. It should be like a gas station where we go for service and supplies before heading further out -- Wally Schirra
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money. -- Joey Bishop
I want out of each and every one of you is a hard target search, of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. -- Tommy Lee Jones
I am a greaser. I am a JD and a hood. I blacken the name of our fair city. I beat up people. I rob gas stations. I am a menace to society. Man do I have fun! -- S. E. Hinton
Between a quarter and a third of Los Angeless land area is now monopolized by the automobile and its needs-by freeways, highways, garages, gas stations, car lots, parking lots. And all of it is blanketed with anonymity and foul air. -- Alistair Cooke
I'm so in love with the United States. Not as a patriot. I'm in love with America like it's my first girlfriend. The geography, the people, the smell, the touch, the taste, the gas stations. I'm madly in love with America. -- Vincent Gallo
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station. -- Bill Cosby
I feel like we have to keep our eyes on the road. Being nostalgic is like taking an offramp and getting a sandwich - and then you get back on the highway. I don't want to be spending the rest of my life at the gas station. -- Eddie Vedder
I know quickly whether a guy is boyfriend material. If I can have a good time doing absolutely nothing with him, then that's boyfriend material for me. Like if we're able to have fun at a gas station. I've had some really good times at gas stations. -- Alyson Hannigan
If you or me go to the gas station to fill up our car and it costs us much more than we expected, it will zap our discretionary income. We won't have the extra money to buy that washing machine or new winter coat-all big ticket items that are important to economic growth. -- Maria Bartiromo
I try not to listen to other music. I have to keep my mind open for what's coming in as a songwriter. If I go into the gas station and pay for gas, whatever song was playing when I was in there is in my head for the next few days and I can't change the channel. -- Mark Farner
Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I swear he said, Tire go flat? I couldn't resist. Said, Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign. -- Bill Engvall
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When lost, I look for gas stations for counsel. -- Laurel Lea
Before you rob your first bank, knock off a couple of gas stations. -- John Dillinger
Gas stations are considering hiring security guards. Why are they getting security guards? We're the ones getting robbed. -- Jay Leno
The common mistake that business people make is they're going to get drive-by business...Only gas stations are helped -- John Warren Kindt
At one point, I was painting shells and selling them at gas stations for five cents. I was six years old or something. -- Joshua Greenberg
It puzzles me how they know what corners are good for filling stations. Just how did they know gas and oil was under there? -- Dizzy Dean
All of Iraq's oil fields are under U.S. control which is ironic considering all the gas stations here are run by Middle Easterners. -- Jay Leno
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Long-haul trucking. Just roaming the country, alone, with audiobooks and podcasts, sleeping in the back of the cab, showering at gas stations at 4 a.m., minimal human contact. That's living the dream. -- Mat Johnson
Every new discovery in science brings with it a host of new problems, just as the invention of the automobile brought with it gas stations, roads, garages, mechanics, and a thousand other subsidiary details. -- Banesh Hoffmann
You don't necessarily have to write to be a poet. Some people work in gas stations and they're poets. I don't call myself a poet, because I don't like the word. I'm a trapeze artist. -- Bob Dylan

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