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...ultimately, all diseases are magical diseases...("Gas Station Carnival") -- Thomas Ligotti
Someone tried to save my soul in a gas station. -- Orlando Bloom
I ended up buying a restaurant. Already we had invested in a gas station and a metal products plant. -- Esther Williams
There are screens at the gas station, there are screens at the shopping mall. And they all need content. -- Mark Burnett
I go to church every Sunday, which is like going to the gas station once a week and really, really filling up. -- Anne Lamott
The realities are that, you know, as a black man, you know, Barack can get shot going to the gas station, you know. -- Michelle Obama
I had three jobs my junior and senior year of high school. I worked for the gas station and worked for a pizza place. -- Curt Schilling
I just like people. I'll hold a conversation at a gas station. It's not about the fame and the fortune, I just like people. -- Lionel Richie
When I first immigrated to the United States, there were not many jobs that stood out. So I worked at a gas station, cleaning. -- Do Won Chang
I've always thought space station is a great name. It should be like a gas station where we go for service and supplies before heading further out. -- Wally Schirra
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money. -- Joey Bishop
Those days if you drove cross country and you broke down on the side of the road, and the sign says 200 miles to the next gas station, you knew you were so screwed. -- Rob Zombie
I loved Catholic school. I didn't like being beeped at by old pervs at the gas station because I was wearing a plaid skirt, though. It's like, do you think I'm going to stop and give you my phone number? -- Kristen Bell
The only one that got through was Jimmy Walker, because he plays the gas station attendant. I mean, there's nothing wrong with it, it's just that we were kind of purists at the time, and we didn't want any comedians. -- David Zucker
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station. -- Bill Cosby
One of my most vivid memories from 1974 was the gas station at the foot of the hill below my Southern California high school - car lines snaking out into the street, heralding the failure of the government's price controls and lame ideas such as odd-even rationing. -- Nina Easton
I feel like we have to keep our eyes on the road. Being nostalgic is like taking an offramp and getting a sandwich - and then you get back on the highway. I don't want to be spending the rest of my life at the gas station. -- Eddie Vedder
I know quickly whether a guy is boyfriend material. If I can have a good time doing absolutely nothing with him, then that's boyfriend material for me. Like if we're able to have fun at a gas station. I've had some really good times at gas stations. -- Alyson Hannigan
For me, not owning a car means I may spend a little extra time on public transportation, but I can use that time to read, catch up on work projects, and make the phone calls I couldn't get to earlier. Plus, I never waste time at the mechanics or gas station. -- Lynn Jurich
I lived for two years in an abandoned gas station with no running water and no electricity after my parents got divorced and my stepdad couldn't get a job. So I think a lot about families like mine who were middle class and struggled. So that experience really drives my philosophy. -- Kyrsten Sinema
I grew up hearing stories about how my maternal grandfather had put himself through engineering school in New York City. He saved money by walking down to a gas station once a week to take a shower. When I applied to college, both education and investment value were important to me. -- Jason Kilar
If you or me go to the gas station to fill up our car and it costs us much more than we expected, it will zap our discretionary income. We won't have the extra money to buy that washing machine or new winter coat-all big ticket items that are important to economic growth. -- Maria Bartiromo
Most of my recognition comes from us winning that championship. The words may not come out - 'Super Bowl III' - because a lot of the folks at the grocery store, gas station or mall weren't even born when we won the Super Bowl. But they're aware of it. It has had a tremendous impact on my life since then. -- Joe Namath
The only other thing I can really remember wanting to do besides acting was a gas station attendant. At the time, that seemed like a great job - wash the windows, pump the gas - it looks so cool coming home with black hands. There's a natural transition, from wanting to be a gas station attendant to being an actor, right? -- Daniel Stern
I didn't really have an interest in politics when I first entered the workforce. What I wanted to do was help people who grew up like me. When I was a kid growing up in Tucson, my father lost his job and we lost everything - including our home. We lived in an abandoned gas station for two years until we were able to get back on our feet. -- Kyrsten Sinema
Russia is a gas station masquerading as a country. -- John McCain
Librarian is a service occupation. Gas station attendant of the mind. -- Richard Powers
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? -- George Carlin
Half-drunk on well-creamed gas station coffee and the exhilarating loneliness of a freeway in nighttime... -- John Green
I don't live in the papal residence. I live in a simple apartment behind the Vatican gas station. -- Pope Francis
I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump. -- Al Yankovic
He ran a gas station down in St. Louis... No, Mahatma Gandhi was a great leader of the 20th century. -- Hillary Clinton
I was a pizza delivery man. I worked at a gas station. I worked a lot of jobs. A lot of jobs. -- Joseph Bruce
Look forward to the wonderment of growing up, raising a family and driving by the gas station where the popular kids now work. -- Tim Dorsey
I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week, if I'm lucky. -- Jane Fonda
I thought about going back to working at the gas station. I probably didn't like it at the time, but now it seems very romantic. -- Mark Oliver Everett
I took a shower under a fountain drink machine at a gas station because it beats showering with unleaded gasoline at $3.33 a gallon and rising. -- Jarod Kintz
Russia is a gas station masquerading as a country. It's kleptocracy, it's corruption, it's a nation that's really only dependent upon oil and gas for their economy. -- John McCain
I've always thought space station is a great name. It should be like a gas station where we go for service and supplies before heading further out -- Wally Schirra
You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock. -- Jeff Foxworthy
You can't get away, I can't fill my car up at a gas station without Coors Light, Bud Light, Corona, whatever, it's just the way it is. -- Kirk Windstein
I went into the gas station, said, Fill 'er up, Harry. The guy said, Regular? I said, No, put on a gorrila suit and dance like a fairy. -- Emo Philips
I haven't been to a gas station in years. It feels so good not to be a slave to gas, playing the whole game of war for oil. -- Daryl Hannah
His name was Rambo, and he was just some nothing kid for all anybody knew, standing by the pump of a gas station at the outskirts of Madison, Kentucky. -- David Morrell
I want out of each and every one of you is a hard target search, of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. -- Tommy Lee Jones
Where did she come from, and where can I find one?" "Picked this one up at a gas station in West Virginia, bargain price. Last one on the shelf, sorry. -- Alexandra Bracken
This vacation tip: If you see a gas station with a sign that says Clean Rest Rooms, it means one thing--the door is locked and no one can find the key. -- Pat Williams
The president met with BP CEO Tony Hayward, and Obama was demanding that BP clean up the Gulf. And I'm thinking, good luck. They can't even clean up their gas station restrooms. -- David Letterman
I already tried that. Something heavy metal like. And sunglasses. But it didn't work; I went to the gas station and when I left the guy at the counter said, 'bye Mr Schumacher -- Michael Schumacher
To be honest, there is a tourists' trail; my family had a farm and a gas station, and you can go and see my birthplace, though where I lived is actually under a freeway now. -- Baz Luhrmann
[On being an actor] .nothing more than a worker in a service occupation . It's like being a waiter or a gas station attendant, but I'm waiting on 6 million people in a week if I'm lucky. -- Harrison Ford

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