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Let's talk about the Gas Company because this is my favorite job. -- Minoru Yamasaki
When things get too heavy, just call me helium, the lightest known gas to man. -- Jimi Hendrix
Politics are very much like war. We may even have to use poison gas at times. -- Winston Churchill
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. -- Steven Wright
You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it. -- Jeff Foxworthy
God made man to go by motives, and he will not go without them, any more than a boat without steam or a balloon without gas. -- Henry Ward Beecher
When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent. -- George Carlin
Poets say science takes away from the beauty of the stars - mere globs of gas atoms. I, too, can see the stars on a desert night, and feel them. But do I see less or more? -- Richard P. Feynman
Gas consumption is growing everywhere. -- Vagit Alekperov
Scooby snack. Jurassic. Plastic. Gas. Booby Trap -- Ghostface Killah
Gas tax holiday is a classic Washington gimmick. -- Barack Obama
...ultimately, all diseases are magical diseases...("Gas Station Carnival") -- Thomas Ligotti
I vill destroy de snickers bar!"Gazzy(The Gas Man) -- James Patterson
Librarian is a service occupation. Gas station attendant of the mind. -- Richard Powers
Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work. -- Chris Rock
I 'Don't See How It Matters' That I Don't Know The Price Of Gas. -- John McCain
Gas Attendant: "Thata ain't no etch-a-sketch. Thats one doodle that can't be un-did home skillet. -- Diablo Cody
Gas stations are considering hiring security guards. Why are they getting security guards? We're the ones getting robbed. -- Jay Leno
What," I said, "is that a crime here or something? Like only buying one thing at the Gas/Gro? -- Sarah Dessen
Life Will Put Many Red Lights In Front Of You, But Sometimes We Must Push On The Gas And Trust God -- Kendrick Lamar
The natural gas industry has worked long and hard to smear Josh Fox, the director of 'Gasland,' and has failed. -- Jeff Goodell
Gas prices - it is $6 a gallon here. People in L.A. are furious. You can't tell, of course, because of the Botox. -- Craig Ferguson
According to the latest poll, a record 73 percent of Americans think the country is headed in the wrong direction. But the good news: Gas is so expensive that we'll never get there. -- Jay Leno
Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas. -- Clarence Darrow
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. -- George Carlin
I go to church every Sunday, which is like going to the gas station once a week and really, really filling up. -- Anne Lamott
The realities are that, you know, as a black man, you know, Barack can get shot going to the gas station, you know. -- Michelle Obama
Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods. -- George W. Bush
Mental fight means thinking against the current, not with it. It is our business to puncture gas bags and discover the seeds of truth. -- Virginia Woolf
Our economy is on the move and we are creating thousands of new jobs, but we need to keep our foot on the gas pedal. -- Mitt Romney
I think that there were only two people in my high school that were comfortable there, and I think they are both pumping gas now. -- Grant Show
If we dont continue to pursue alternative, emissions-free energy sources like nuclear fuel, we are at risk of increasing our dependence on costly natural gas. -- Judy Biggert
Finally, we should help developing nations like China and India curb their exponentially increasing consumption of oil and natural gas, which is driving world prices higher. -- Bobby Jindal
For every $1 billion we invest in public transportation, we create 30,000 jobs, save thousands of dollars a year for each commuter, and dramatically cut greenhouse gas emissions. -- Bernie Sanders
For us, genocide was the gas chamber - what happened in Germany. We were not able to realize that with the machete you can create a genocide. -- Boutros Boutros-Ghali
I've always thought space station is a great name. It should be like a gas station where we go for service and supplies before heading further out -- Wally Schirra
In addition, for almost a year now I have been urging the President, the Department of Justice, and the Federal Trade Commission to investigate suspicious gas price spikes. -- Lois Capps
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match. -- Fred Allen
In my almost ten years in the House of Representatives, I have voted consistently to allow companies to drill for oil and natural gas in environmentally friendly ways. -- Virgil Goode
The problem is that everywhere the gas drilling industry goes, a trail of water contamination, air pollution, health concerns and betrayal of basic American civic and community values follows. -- Josh Fox
Turkey's energy bill due to imports will fall with the increase in use of renewable energy sources. We have no control over the prices of petroleum and natural gas. -- Ali Babacan
There is an incredible renewable energy resource off both coasts of this country - wind and tidal energy that can power our economy, create good paying jobs and reduce greenhouse gas pollution. -- Chellie Pingree
Western society has many flaws, and it is good for an educated person to have thought some of these through, even at the expense of losing a lecture or two to tear gas. -- Robert B. Laughlin
People really feel that, when they go to the gas pump now, that the oil cartel is holding them by the legs and tipping them upside down and shaking money out of their pockets. -- Ed Markey
When there are no gas chambers, no barbed wire, and no concentration camps, many don't recognize the perpetration of new genocides and other targeted mass atrocity crimes because they may not look the same. -- John Prendergast
I love using gas grills because they are easier to heat and it's much easier to control the flames with a gas grill than with a charcoal fire. Grilling is not just about lighting a fire. -- Bobby Flay
It's not unexpected that shooting massive amounts of water, sand, and chemicals at high pressure into the earth to shatter shale and release natural gas might shake things up. But earthquakes aren't the worst problem with fracking. -- David Suzuki
There is an urgent need to stop subsidizing the fossil fuel industry, dramatically reduce wasted energy, and significantly shift our power supplies from oil, coal, and natural gas to wind, solar, geothermal, and other renewable energy sources. -- Bill McKibben
I hope that in future Congresses there will reemerge a recognition that climate change is a reality, that our policies to meet our energy needs must also deal responsibly with environmental issues, including the damage caused by greenhouse gas emissions. -- Jeff Bingaman
In 1973, America imported 30 percent of its crude oil needs. Today, that number has doubled to more than 60 percent. Gas prices are as high as they are now in part because we've had no comprehensive national energy policy for the past few decades. -- Gary Miller
Our group has been in Asia since 1981 in mining, oil and gas. Now we want to mine not silver and gold, but great stories and people, and change the world of cinema, and we want to do that by walking in the footsteps of Wu Tianming. -- Robert Friedland
Burning carbon-based substances like oil, gas, and especially coal, produces billions of tons of extra carbon dioxide each year. Methane gas from cows and pigs and other animals on our large farms ends up in the atmosphere as well, trapping more of the sun's energy as heat. -- Bill Nye
Agriculture is now a motorized food industry, the same thing in its essence as the production of corpses in the gas chambers and the extermination camps, the same thing as blockades and the reduction of countries to famine, the same thing as the manufacture of hydrogen bombs. -- Martin Heidegger
Low-cost, high-grade coal, oil and natural gas - the backbone of the Industrial Revolution - will be a distant memory by 2050. Much higher-cost remnants will still be available, but they will not be able to drive our growth, our population and, most critically, our food supply as before. -- Jeremy Grantham
Too often, governments are quick to use excessive force and even pervert the course of justice to keep oil and gas flowing, forests logged, wild rivers dammed and minerals extracted. As the Global Witness study reveals, citizens are often killed, too - especially if they're poor and indigenous. -- David Suzuki
I have lived by one crucial principle since I was 24 years old. I don't blame or complain about things like the economy, the government, taxes, employees, gas prices, or any of the external things that I don't have control over. The only thing I have control over is my response to these things. -- Jack Canfield
The harsh reality is that America moves on four wheels, powered by conventional internal-combustion engines. At this point, while the elite media (excluding Newsweek) trumpet the benefits of hybrids and Ford and Toyota plan to lead the nation into a low-powered, high-mileage hybrid Utopia, the multitudes remain loyal to the gas-guzzling family bus in the driveway. -- Brock Yates
When coal came into the picture, it took about 50 or 60 years to displace timber. Then, crude oil was found, and it took 60, 70 years, and then natural gas. So it takes 100 years or more for some new breakthrough in energy to become the dominant source. Most people have difficulty coming to grips with the sheer enormity of energy consumption. -- Rex Tillerson
The reality is gas prices should be much more expensive then they are because we're not incorporating the true damage to the environment and the hidden costs of mining oil and transporting it to the U.S. Whenever you have an unpriced externality, you have a bit of a market failure, to the degree that eternality remains unpriced. -- Elon Musk
...robots pencil prescriptions for acid gas sunsets -- Allen Ginsberg
Eat more beans to produce more gas. -- Evgeni Kostitsyn
Nothing panics politicians like $4 a gallon gas. -- John Sununu
I can't even put gas in my plane! -- Chris Rock
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Natural gas is the future. It is here. -- Bill Richardson
There'll be no smoking in the gas chamber. -- Jimi Hendrix
The sign read MOUSE PASS GAS Frank: "That's wrong -- Rick Riordan
Russia is a gas station masquerading as a country. -- John McCain
When lost, I look for gas stations for counsel. -- Laurel Lea
There is a fine line between passion and gas. -- Jeff Goldblum
I will fight for oil, coal and natural gas. -- Mitt Romney
India has large proven reserves of gas that remain unexploited. -- Veerappa Moily
Alaska has great potential for new oil and gas development. -- Frank Murkowski
Scotland can't afford to take their minds off the gas -- Andy Townsend
I've got to pay $5 for gas just like everybody else. -- Young Jeezy
Software is a gas; it expands to fill its container. -- Nathan Myhrvold
Natural gas is a feedstock in basically every industrial process. -- Aubrey McClendon
Mix the the gas with the lean, call that gasoline -- Soulja Boy
When you've got nowhere to turn, turn on the gas. -- Truman Capote
Natural gas is great for America in so many ways. -- Ed Rendell
Her perfume was a mixture of roses and tear gas. -- Rick Riordan
Someone tried to save my soul in a gas station. -- Orlando Bloom
Natural gas is not a bridge - it's a gangplank. -- Michael Brune
Death comes along like a gas bill one can't pay. -- Anthony Burgess
A website without SEO is like a car with no gas. -- Paul Cookson
I can still smell the tear gas in the Hilton Hotel. -- Eugene McCarthy
Column writing is like gas - it fills the available space. -- Jeremy Clarkson
I'd love to fly, especially with the gas prices right now. -- Joel Gretsch
All the stars that never were are parking cars and pumping gas. -- Dionne Warwick
The cheapest natural gas in the world is in the United States. -- T. Boone Pickens
If silicon had been a gas I should have been a major-general. -- James Whistler
I am strongly in favour of using poisoned gas against uncivilised tribes. -- Winston Churchill
Books - the best antidote against the marsh-gas of boredom and vacuity -- George Steiner
My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals. -- Bill Cosby
Natural gas is a dirty fossil fuel like the rest of them. -- Josh Fox
Decision by majorities is as much an expedient as lighting by gas. -- William E. Gladstone
Today, India's cooking gas subsidy is the world's largest Cash Transfer Programme. -- Narendra Modi
Out of gas... I haven't heard that one in a long time. -- Carey Lowell
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I believe in natural gas as a clean, cheap alternative to fossil fuels. -- Nancy Pelosi
Pay your utilities, gas and other basic needs before paying on your debts. -- Dave Ramsey
We should end the Environmental Protection Agency's war against American oil and gas. -- Newt Gingrich
Hydrogen is a light, odorless gas, which, given enough time, turns into people. -- Edward Robert Harrison
We are immortal life. Think of the opportunity of self-realization. What a gas! -- Frederick Lindemann, 1st Viscount Cherwell
For decades the American people have had an addiction to oil and gas. -- Lee H. Hamilton
Shale gas, if left to flourish, could create several hundred thousand more jobs. -- Wilbur Ross
Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas. -- Earl Wilson
India unarmed would not require to be destroyed through poison gas or bombardment. -- Mahatma Gandhi
From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-damp of boredom. -- Heinrich Heine
National Democrats often try to pay for something with oil and gas taxes. -- Mark Begich
Birds are, especially canaries, are super sensitive to hydrogen sulfide and sour gas. -- David Suzuki
Software is a gas ! It expands to fit the container it is in ! -- Nathan Myhrvold
Before you rob your first bank, knock off a couple of gas stations. -- John Dillinger
Both guys ran out of gas, only my guy had an extra tank. -- Angelo Dundee
A goal without actions has the same fate as a vehicle without gas. -- Edmond Mbiaka
I'm not a star!!! A star is nothing but a ball of gas!!! -- Elijah Wood
Capital is to the progress of society what gas is to a car. -- James Adams
Stuff up the cracks, turn on the gas, I'm gonna take my life. -- Frank Zappa
My men can eat their belts, but my tanks have gotta have gas. -- George S. Patton
The clock is ticking as nature attempts to absorb the increased greenhouse gas emissions. -- Ernest Moniz

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