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The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick. -- Douglas Adams
How do you ask a woman to gargle your nuts? -- Aries Spears
My breath smells like fish. I need to gargle tartar sauce. -- Jarod Kintz
Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle. -- Woody Allen
Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle. -- Robert Anthony
Some people drink deeply from the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. -- Grant M. Bright
Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw back my head and gargle. Just gargle and gargle, and I don't care who hears me, because I am beautiful. -- Jack Handey

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