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I like to do 'Garfield Mondays': lasagna and napping in a box. -- Chris Pratt
I saw John Garfield smoke. He was my idol, so I smoked. I even smoked like him. -- Jack Klugman
I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation with Ball State to make reading fun. -- Jim Davis
I feel very privileged to have worked with a lot of outstanding actors: Alun Armstrong, Peter Mullan, Matt Smith and Andrew Garfield. -- Andrew Buchan
Take the veto. Bush is the first president since James Garfield in 1881 not to veto a single bill. Garfield only had six months in office; Bush has had over four years. -- Jim Cooper
George Washington, Andrew Jackson, William Henry Harrison, Zachary Taylor, Ulysses Grant, Rutherford Hayes, James Garfield, Benjamin Harrison, Theodore Roosevelt and Dwight Eisenhower all rode their wartime heroics into the White House. -- Jeff Greenfield
Readers have told me that their children have learned to read after years of struggle after starting to read Garfield's comic strip and many people who have moved to the United States have said that they, too, learned English by reading Garfield. -- Jim Davis
I went through a phase where people would introduce me at parties as a cartoonist, and everybody felt sorry for me. 'Oh, Matt's a cartoonist.' Then people further feeling sorry for me would ask me to draw Garfield. Because I'm a cartoonist, draw Snoopy or Garfield or something. -- Matt Groening
Garfield is my spirit animal. -- Henry Zebrowski
Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield -- Jim Davis
Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me. -- Jim Davis
I'm 5 9, and there were two stars in my life who didn't mind that I was taller than they - George Raft and John Garfield. -- Marie Windsor
I'm 5 foot 9, and there were two stars in my life who didn't mind that I was taller than they - George Raft and John Garfield -- Marie Windsor
President James Garfield could write in Latin with one hand while writing in Greek with the other. I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous. -- Jay Leno
If I could play any superhero... my favorite superhero is Spider-Man. Andrew Garfield is wonderful at doing it to the point that I don't think I should play it. -- Taron Egerton
I think, apart from Sir Garfield Sobers nobody else has played 20 years in international cricket and 20 years playing at the very highest level and to the very highest standard is an achievement beyond compare. -- Sunil Gavaskar
You know the actor John Garfield? In one movie he walked up to this train station, the ticket booth, and the guy says, 'Yes, where are you going?' And he says, 'I want a ticket to nowhere.' I thought: that's it. The freedom to do that. I want a ticket to nowhere. -- Wayne Shorter
Garfield's assassination attempt made the whole nation care. -- Jefferson Davis
I'm not that familiar with Andrew Garfield, but if the powers that be chose him, I'm sure he'll be good. -- Stan Lee
The first movie I can remember ever seeing was Hard Times with Charles Bronson and James Coburn. My dad also introduced me to the likes of Jimmy Cagney... John Garfield... Robert Ryan... Steve McQueen... James Caan... Those are my fondest memories. -- Mark Wahlberg
If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen -- Jim Davis
In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange. -- Jim Davis
I believe that parts of people like John Garfield and Moms Mabley, the parts of them that I needed to be able to do what I'm doing, came into me. There's a very nice feeling that there are many, many spirits inside of me looking after me . . . -- Whoopi Goldberg
With the Lincoln assassination, the South didnt feel it could mourn along with the North. But Garfield was beloved by all the American people. He was trusted and respected by North and South, by freed slaves and former slave owners. Also by pioneers, which his parents had been, and by immigrants. -- Candice Millard
With the Lincoln assassination, the South didn't feel it could mourn along with the North. But Garfield was beloved by all the American people. He was trusted and respected by North and South, by freed slaves and former slave owners. Also by pioneers, which his parents had been, and by immigrants. -- Candice Millard
Excellence is THE trend of the '80s. Walk into any shopping mall bookstore, go to the rack where they keep the best-sellers such as Garfield Gets Spayed, and you'll see a half-dozen books telling you how to be excellent: In Search of Excellence, Finding Excellence, Grasping Hold of Excellence, Where to Hide Your Excellence at Night So the Cleaning Personnel Don't Steal It, etc. -- Dave Barry
I had a moment in the Library of Congress among the presidential papers. I opened a folder, and there was an envelope in it. The front of the envelope was facing the table, so I didn't know what was in it. I opened it and out spilled all this hair. I turned the envelop over and it says, 'Clipped from President Garfield's head on his deathbed.' -- Candice Millard

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