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Garbage can provide important details for hackers: names, telephone numbers, a company's internal jargon. -- Kevin Mitnick
Water and air, the two essential fluids on which all life depends, have become global garbage cans. -- Jacques Yves Cousteau
People say I'm extravagant because I want to be surrounded by beauty. But tell me, who wants to be surrounded by garbage? -- Imelda Marcos
The lowest form of popular culture - lack of information, misinformation, disinformation, and a contempt for the truth or the reality of most people's lives - has overrun real journalism. Today, ordinary Americans are being stuffed with garbage. -- Carl Bernstein
One always has to remember these days where the garbage pail is, because it's so easy to make sounds, and to put sounds together into something that appears to be music, but it's just as hard as it always was to make good music. -- Robert Moog
The Beliebers have done some pretty crazy stuff. Last week, the night before I was due to do a show in Germany, four girls went into a dumpster so they could sneak into the building. They climbed in and hid. When the guys working on the truck started getting the garbage they found them straight away. It was crazy. -- Justin Bieber
Garbage removal is a citizen responsibility. -- Jaime Lerner
Garbage day... is a very dangerous day. -- Rocko
Garbage clutters the house that has no dream. -- Michael Dolan
Garbage, in its "worthless" state, is the primary fuel for creativity. -- Yusuf A. Leinge
Garbage is the part of your history you don't want your family to know about. -- Vik Muniz
It is strange how fragile this man-creature is.....in one second he's just garbage. Garbage, that's all. -- Nelson Algren
I've always been an outsider. I am an outsider in Garbage. I'm the odd one out by default. -- Shirley Manson
My style icons were Gwen Stefani, when she was in No Doubt, and then Shirley Manson in Garbage. -- Katy Perry
I liked baseball and sports and Garbage Pail Kids and comic books. I know what it's like to really adore something. -- Todd Lowe
I liked baseball and sports and Garbage Pail Kids and comic books. I know what its like to really adore something. -- Todd Lowe
Garbage in, garbage out. Or rather more felicitously: the tree of nonsense is watered with error, and from its branches swing the pumpkins of disaster. -- Nick Harkaway
Time magazine put Chris Christie on the cover with the caption, 'The Elephant in the Room.' And People magazine named him 'Sexiest Garbage Truck in a Suit.' -- Bill Maher
We decide to start with the best-known sight of all, the one that, more than any other, exemplifies what the Big Apple is all about: the Islip Garbage Barge. -- Dave Barry
One of my first favorite records was the debut Garbage album, which I heard when I was very young. Shirley Manson is a great female vocalist and performer and I admire her for that. -- Taylor Momsen
Garbage. It's a natural quality of huskiness in the midrange of my voice that I call 'garbage.' It's not a clear-toned announcer's voice. It's more like the voice of the guy next door. -- Casey Kasem
Back in my day in the WWF oh.. the WW EEEEE, we had it all. We had Garbage men, we had clowns, we had them all. But we had one thing that was real, and that was me -- Shawn Michaels
I just thought it made sense to call a book 'Not Garbage,' even though the majority of it was going to be the scraps from people's studios; like newspaper clippings, weird drawings and stuff they might not necessarily show as artists. -- Leo Fitzpatrick
The first real concert, other than going with my dad to see Three Dog Night, was Smashing Pumpkins and Garbage. I was fourteen or fifteen. I liked Shirley Manson because she reminded me of Annie Lennox. They both have these deep, sexy, powerful alto voices. -- Amy Lee
We're all comedy fans in my family. My parents mainly wouldn't let me watch stuff that was either annoying to them, or just garbage. My dad wouldn't let us watch 'The Flintstones' if he was home, because he said it was a rip-off of 'The Honeymooners'. But he would let us stay up really late in the summer and watch old 'Honeymooners'. -- Tina Fey
Today, ordinary Americans are being stuffed with garbage. -- Carl Bernstein
I have turned down a lot of garbage lately. -- Burt Lancaster
Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup. -- Henry James
When you're just open but not honest, then you start free-associating garbage. -- John Mayer
Don't just let the devil use your mind as a garbage dump. -- Joyce Meyer
I'm wearing a garbage bag. I was put on my own worst-dressed list. -- Steven Cojocaru
Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill. -- April Winchell
I lived through the garbage. I might as well dine on the caviar. -- Beverly Sills
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. -- Woody Allen
I'm recording an album. It's sort of techno mixed with garbage - you, know, intense in-your-face music. -- Christy Carlson Romano
The question arises whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage. -- Florynce Kennedy
The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world -- Robert Orben
Young people everywhere have been allowed to choose between love and a garbage disposal unit. Everywhere they have chosen the garbage disposal unit. -- Guy Debord
90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that's good, suck it up, and drive on. -- Patton Oswalt
I am the slime oozing out from your TV set. You will obey me while I lead you, and eat the garbage while I feed you. -- Frank Zappa
I'm a union guy; I've always been. I've been in SAG 35 years; my father was a garbage man, a sanitation man, for the city, a union guy. -- Tony Danza
Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads. -- Andy Rooney
There is nothing wrong with your marriage if you're dealing with bills and kids and the broken garbage disposal and in-laws and work demands. That's a normal marriage. -- Phil McGraw
I've worked in a factory. I was a garbage man. I worked in a post office. It's not that long ago. I like to think that I'm just a regular guy. -- Denzel Washington
My parents would always say, 'It doesnt' matter if it's a guy picking up the garbage or the President of the United States, treat everybody as you would want to be treated. -- Dan Marino
The American people are sick and tired of this 'lesser evil' garbage they get fed every election year. Both the Democrats and the Republicans do the same evils once they're in office. -- Roseanne Barr
The person who dumps garbage into your mind will do you considerably more harm than the person who dumps garbage on your floor, because each load of mind garbage negatively impacts your possibilities and lowers your expectations. -- Zig Ziglar
Bra-burning never happened. It was completely made up by the media. A couple of women protesting a Miss America pageant threw some bras into a garbage can, and somehow that became this longstanding idea of feminists as bra-burners. -- Jessica Valenti
When you look at golf films before us they're all - garbage or satire. A lot of sports films tend to vilify the opposition. Where the opposition becomes this big angry monster, so big you can't beat him. -- Shia LaBeouf
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it. -- Rodney Dangerfield
In the third grade, a nun stuffed me in a garbage can under her desk because she said that's where I belonged. I also had the distinction of being the only altar boy knocked down by a priest during mass. -- Bruce Springsteen
The one thing the blues don't get is the backing and pushing of TV and radio like a lot of this garbage you hears. They choke stuff down people's throat so they got no choice but to listen to it. -- John Lee Hooker
I live in New York, and the only live animals you see are cockroaches, rats and pigeons, which I admire immensely. When I see an animal that thrives in the garbage, I feel relief; in our urban environment, other animals are dying out. -- Isabella Rossellini
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Up until now, the biggest question in society about video games has been what to do about violent games. But it's almost like society in general considers video games to be something of a nuisance, that they want to toss into the garbage can. -- Shigeru Miyamoto
Most kids are smarter than most grown-ups. Kids see the world in black and white... They look through all the garbage and see a world run by fools and dullards and lazy people. And there's nothing they can do about it because they have no power. -- Dav Pilkey
I always believe that to be the best, you have to smell like the best, dress like the best, act like the best. When you throw your trash in the garbage can, it has to be better than anybody else who ever threw trash in the garbage can. -- Lil Wayne
I think people really appreciate clever commercials, as do I. I think they're very entertaining. You just have to wade through all the garbage. That's one of the reasons people watch the Super Bowl. A lot of them watch it to see the commercials and not the actual game. -- Kevin Nealon
A friend at school was always being laughed at because his father emptied dustbins for a living. But those who laughed worshipped famous footballers. This is an example of our topsy-turvy view of 'success.' Who would we miss most if they did not work for a month, the footballer or the garbage collector? -- David Icke
For Christian faith not to be idle in the world, the work of doctors and garbage collectors, business executives and artists, stay-at-home moms or dads and scientists needs to be inserted into God's story with the world. That story needs to provide the most basic rules by which the game in all these spheres is played. -- Miroslav Volf
I always wish the hotels were like they are in movies and TV shows, where if you're in Paris, right outside your window is the Eiffel Tower. In Egypt, the pyramids are right there. In the movies, every hotel has a monument right outside your window. My hotel rooms overlook the garbage dumpster in the back alley. -- Gilbert Gottfried
What a piece of garbage this smart car is. There's a commercial - the smart car has zero percent interest for six years. Well, good, I got zero percent in six years in buying this smart car. I'll tell you that much. I mean, it's ridiculous. My buddy has a smart car, totaled it. He hit a deer tick. -- Larry the Cable Guy
I had really bad obsessive-compulsive disorder. At its worst, I was compelled to leave my house at three o'clock in the morning and go out in the alley because I just knew that the paper-towel roll I threw in the recycling bin was uncomfortable, like it was lying the wrong way, and I would be down in the garbage. -- Fiona Apple
We always look at the 'Fortune 500,' and we say, men in power, but we don't look at the glass cellar as opposed to the glass ceiling and say, men also are the homeless, men are also the ones that are the garbage collectors. Men are also the ones dying in construction sites that aren't properly supervised for safety hazards. -- Warren Farrell
Capitalism, communism ... it's all garbage. -- Mstislav Rostropovich
I do a lot of garbage. -- Pipilotti Rist
Your garbage, transformed, is your gift. -- Yehuda Berg
Guns cause crime like flies cause garbage! -- L. Neil Smith
Most of the stuff I do is garbage. -- Jack Palance
Human society sustains itself by transforming nature into garbage. -- Mason Cooley
Some newspapers dispose of their garbage by printing it. -- Spiro T. Agnew
I had spent 10 days of my life digging for garbage. -- Jake M. Johnson
A lollipop is a cross between hard candy and garbage. -- Mitch Hedberg
Commencement addresses are usually garbage. They're for colleges seeking publicity. -- Greg Gutfeld
I never liked the Beatles. I thought they were garbage. -- Lou Reed
Religion deserves no more respect than a pile of garbage. -- H. L. Mencken
Complete garbage. It's like Garden State, but in outer space. -- Zach Braff
I can easily lose myself emotionally in absolute Hollywood garbage. -- Ken Livingstone
The mainstream is generally garbage. Look at the heavily subsidized theaters. -- Steven Berkoff
Source Reduction is to garbage what preventive medicine is to health. -- William Rathje
Why is meditation essential? By meditating we take our garbage out. -- Harbhajan Singh Yogi
Quit sharing bad news and gossip you aren't a garbage truck. -- Grant Cardone
The most important piece in the house is the garbage can. -- Karl Lagerfeld
If the garbage man calls, tell him we don't want any. -- Groucho Marx
I play a garbage man who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Terrible. -- Judd Nelson
The source is knowledge. Wanna go to college, or wanna be garbage? -- Big Daddy Kane
Do not make your mind a dumping ground for other people's garbage. -- Ezra Taft Benson
Take out the garbage...true happiness comes from within not from without! -- Ken Poirot
Sometimes if you talk trash, you end up taking out the garbage. -- Len Elmore
It is perfectly okay to write garbage--as long as you edit brilliantly. -- C. J. Cherryh
You hang out with trash and you start to smell like garbage. -- Caroline Manzo
Rocky Marciano stood out in boxing like a rose in a garbage dump. -- Rocky Marciano
Too quickly, venting can turn into dumping garbage on the people around us. -- Michelle Gielan
C++ is my favorite garbage collected language because it generates so little garbage -- Bjarne Stroustrup
When I go home my mother still makes me take out the garbage. -- Nomar Garciaparra
In the draft plan, we're looking at recycling 20 percent of our garbage by 2010. -- Michael E. Mann
If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution. -- Robert Sewell
I am saying pornography hurts anyone who reads it -- garbage in, garbage out. -- Jerry Falwell
There is no such thing as garbage, just useful stuff in the wrong place. -- Alex Steffen
Cats are like insects. They should be left outside to clean up the garbage. -- Michael Mewshaw
The only thing high-definition television will do is provide sharper images of the garbage. -- George Carlin
A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. -- R. L. Stine
If I had my dream, we'd all be eating more plants and less garbage. -- Kris Carr
All that destiny garbage. Nobody can decide what happens to you. Nobody but you. -- Margaret Stohl
I still help out with the garbage. I still help out with the lawn. -- Taylor Lautner
It looks like garbage, my ass. But trust me, you're lucky it's not full-frontal. -- Rob Corddry
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows. -- Woody Allen
Recalling and confessing our sin is like taking out the garbage: once is not enough. -- Cornelius Plantinga
I hate being out there with those garbage men. They don't get you the ball. -- Michael Jordan
I can make a song up about anything: garbage, the weather, things in the news, -- Marvin Hamlisch
I think the moment you try to make a movie for kids, you make garbage. -- Lee Unkrich
I can make a song up about anything: garbage, the weather, things in the news. -- Marvin Hamlisch
I hope we're not just human garbage drifting toward a big sewer. But I think so. -- George Carlin
I have seen many educated persons splitting garbage over roads and many uneducated persons cleaning it. -- Rumman Bin Sadiq
Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. -- Phyllis Diller
She's all over us like maggots on garbage, just because I interfered with one pickpocket yesterday. -- Tamora Pierce
If I have any appeal at all, it's to the fellow who takes out the garbage. -- Lee Marvin
The dream is over. I gotta get down to reality. The good old days is garbage. -- John Lennon
There is no place where we can safely store worn-out reactors or their garbage. No place! -- David R. Brower
Most of the time, I'm here in Michigan and I'm taking out the garbage every Monday. -- Bob Seger

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