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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. -- Billy Sunday
The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up. -- Minnie Pearl
Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything. -- Paris Hilton
Happiness does not come from football awards. It's terrible to correlate happiness with football. Happiness comes from a good job, being able to feed your wife and kids. I don't dream football, I dream the American dream - two cars in a garage, be a happy father. -- Barry Sanders
Garage music came up when people weren't paying attention. -- Estelle
Ashes to ashes. Garage sale to garage sale," I said. -- John Green
The most significant New York club for me was Paradise Garage, where they played house music. This was around '84 or '85. -- Boy George
When I first came to New York City in 1967, I joined up with Richard Schechner's Performance Group - where we worked in the Performing Garage in SoHo. -- Spalding Gray
When I'm alone in my apartment, I open my Garage Band and just, you know, record these weird imitations of celebrities - Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Michael Jackson; everybody! -- Charice Pempengco
I demo all of my songs on Garage Band, where I pretty much play everything - not very well, but I manage to hammer out a drum beat and a bass idea. -- Jenny Lewis
Lou Tyrrell has created a theatre that is a safe haven for playwrights, a birthing center for new American writing. Arts Garage has created a vital, enthusiastic audience for theatre, music, painting and sculpture in Delray Beach. -- Israel Horovitz
'Garage Magazine' has a strong track record of promoting diversity and racial and gender equality in the worlds of art and fashion and will continue in our mission to stir positive debate on these and other issues. -- Dasha Zhukova
Garage Magazine' has a strong track record of promoting diversity and racial and gender equality in the worlds of art and fashion and will continue in our mission to stir positive debate on these and other issues. -- Dasha Zhukova
I sat in a garage and invented the future. -- Steve Jobs
Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage. -- Evan Esar
The reform of a college English department cuts no ice down at the corner garage. -- Camille Paglia
I had more clothes than I had closets, more cars than garage space, but no money. -- Sammy Davis, Jr.
Inconvenience yourself: ditch the remote, the garage door opener, the leaf-blower; buy a bike, broom, rake, and snow shovel. -- Dan Buettner
I don't dream football. I dream the American Dream - two cars in a garage, be a happy father. -- Barry Sanders
Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car. -- Laurence J. Peter
Get the shuttle out of the garage. It's in its prime of its life. How could we just put it away? -- Gene Cernan
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. -- Garrison Keillor
I didn't feel that running away would change anything but when the roof of the garage started coming off I thought it was time to go. -- John Harrison
Herbert Hoover once ran on the slogan, 'Two cars in every garage'. Apparently, the Republican candidate this year is running on the slogan, 'Two families in every garage'. -- Harry S. Truman
I collect puppet stuff. I have a puppet workshop in my garage. I was looking for any opportunity to be able to get very creatively involved in that world. -- Neil Patrick Harris
News and images move so easily across borders that attitudes and aspirations are no longer especially national. Cyber-weapons, no longer the exclusive province of national governments, can originate in a hacker's garage. -- Robert Reich
When Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak created Apple computer in a garage in Palo Alto, it heralded the beginning of the PC revolution that ultimately dealt a death-blow to dozens of older companies. -- Eric Ries
When kids can't afford to see it anymore maybe we'll have a whole resurgence of garage bands all over America and this New Wave thing will start to mean something on a grass roots level. -- Lester Bangs
I did get to keep the wedding dresses from 'Runaway Bride'. They're all boxed up in my garage. I've never opened them. It'll be fun one day when Hazel is taller. She can play dress-up with her friends. -- Julia Roberts
Folk music is music that everyday people can play, and it inspired a lot of people to make their own music. That trailed into making your own pop music, and that's why garage bands started springing up everywhere. -- Arlo Guthrie
Every morning, I crawl out of bed. I sit there and think, 'Do I really need this?' And I drag myself to the gym in my garage. It's not fun. I hate it. I work out alone. Weights. -- Sylvester Stallone
When I was 16 years old, I assembled a 2.3 million electron volt beta particle accelerator. I went to Westinghouse, I got 400 pounds of translator steel, 22 miles of copper wire, and I assembled a 6-kilowatt, 2.3 million electron accelerator in the garage. -- Michio Kaku
My heroes were Eddie Van Halen - especially after Van Halen I, II, III, and IV - Randy Rhoads, Ace Frehley and dudes like that. My brother played drums and we jammed in the garage and started writing our own stuff. -- Dimebag Darrell
Music rhythms are mathematical patterns. When you hear a song and your body starts moving with it, your body is doing math. The kids in their parents' garage practicing to be a band may not realize it, but they're also practicing math. -- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
The REAL American Dream is not about a garage full of new cars, winning the lottery, or retiring to a life of ease in Florida. It's about doing work that has meaning, work that makes a difference, and doing that work with people you care about. -- Joe Tye
We don't have the capability today to put a human being in space of any kind, shape or form, which is absolutely, totally unacceptable when we got the greatest flying machine in the world sitting down at Kennedy in a garage there with nothing to do. -- Eugene Cernan
I suffer depression only in the sense that I am a writer. We don't have proper jobs to go to. We are on our own all day. Show me a writer who doesn't get depressed: who has a completely stable mood. They'd be a garage mechanic or something. -- Mark Haddon
When I was a kid, I was playing in various bands - amateur bands, garage bands, weekend bands, you name it, around the area. At some point, I just wanted to try the whole 'Beatle tribute band' thing, so I found a local band that was doing that. -- Steve Landes
I keep mementos from everything I've done. I've got my cab driver's license from 'Happiness.' I've got a pair of glasses and a belt buckle from playing John Lennon. I've got a pair of sunglasses from playing Andy Warhol... It's all in a box in the garage. -- Jared Harris
I don't plan [my recordings], I really don't. It's so spontaneous I wish all rock lovers and rock journalist could witness a Ted Nugent recording session. It is so primal, it's like idiot kids in the garage with their first loud amplifiers, its intoxicating, it is irreverent, it is uninhibited. -- Ted Nugent
Whenever I say I made a record in the garage, people just assume that I have, like, a Lear jet parked in there or something. But really there's old luggage, a couple of bikes. It's big enough to put one minivan in. That's it. No dartboard. I'm so not macho. -- Dave Grohl
I grew up where, when a door closed, a window didn't open. The only thing I had was cracks. I'd do everything to get through those cracks - scratch, claw, bite, push, bleed. Now the opportunity is here. The door is wide open, and it's as big as a garage. -- Dwayne Johnson
I was lucky - I found what I loved to do early in life. Woz and I started Apple in my parents' garage when I was 20. We worked hard, and in 10 years, Apple had grown from just the two of us in a garage into a $2 billion company with over 4000 employees. -- Steve Jobs
One day I went up to my mom and I said, 'Mom, can I have permission to build a 2.3-million electron-volt atom smasher - a betatron - in the garage?' And my mom stared at me, and she said, 'Sure. Why not? And don't forget to take out the garbage.' -- Michio Kaku
Still photographs often differ from life more by their silence than by the immobility of their subjects. Landscape pictures tend to converge with life, however, on summer nights, when the sounds outside, after we call in children and close garage doors, are small - the whir of moths, the snap of a stick. -- Robert Adams
There's an entrepreneur right now, scared to death, making excuses, saying, 'It's not the right time just yet.' There's no such thing as a good time. I started an apparel-manufacturing business in the tech-boom years. I mean, come on. Get out of your garage and go take a chance, and start your business. -- Kevin Plank
My mom was a garage sale person, save money. Come on in to the garage sale, you might find a shirt. She'd get in that garage sale and point stuff out to you. There's a good fork for a nickel. Yeah, that's beautiful. It's a little high. If it were three cents I'd snap it up. -- Louie Anderson
I met Woz when I was 13, at a friend's garage. He was about 18. He was, like, the first person I met who knew more electronics than I did at that point. We became good friends, because we shared an interest in computers and we had a sense of humor. We pulled all kinds of pranks together. -- Steve Jobs
I'm not in a position where I get to pick and choose roles. I usually go on auditions in long lines and embarrass myself in front of casting directors, and with a lump in my throat and my ears burning, I walk past reception and smirking actors as I go to the parking garage and go back on the highway. -- Henry Rollins
I was depressed, but that was a side issue. This was more like closing up shop, or, say, having a big garage sale, where you look at everything you've bought in your life, and you remember how much it meant to you, and now you just tag it for a quarter and watch 'em carry it off, and you don't care. That's more like how it was. -- Jane Smiley
If I wasn't in broadcasting I would like to grow a gigantic beard; and I would like to open a motorcycle garage somewhere in the desert in Nevada and I would disappear and work on bikes, make them really fast. I would love to just race motorcycles for a living if I could do it, but I'm just not that good at it so this is what I'm doing. -- George Stroumboulopoulos
Your heart, Bessie, is an autumn garage. -- J. D. Salinger
Our garage was basically science fair central. -- Jeff Bezos
Stephen Hawking: Brainier than Kurt Cobain's garage wall. -- Frankie Boyle
Your body is only the garage for your soul. -- Wayne Dyer
Your body is the garage where you park your soul. -- Wayne Dyer
I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. -- Steven Wright
There are three floors beneath the garage? Why on earth?" -Mac -- Karen Marie Moning
You don't have to live in a garage to write great poetry. -- Felix Dennis
The coffee shop smell was strong enough to build a garage on. -- Raymond Chandler
When the phone rang, Parker was in the garage, killing a man. -- Donald E. Westlake
A clean basement, garage and attic are signs of an empty life. -- Doug Larson
Dale Earnhardt's opinion in the garage area is like God's to us. -- Ernie Irvan
I wasn't much into girlfriends. I was too busy tinkering in the garage. -- Woody Norris
It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales. -- Milton Berle
Leverage your brand. You shouldn't let two guys in a garage eat your shorts. -- Guy Kawasaki
A 50-year-old company can innovate as well as two guys/gals in a garage. -- Guy Kawasaki
I saw him making love to you, you forgot to close the garage door. -- Bob Dylan
I've got a Ferrari. VROOM! I do 104 from the garage to the front door. -- Bill Cosby
The slogan of progress is changing from the full dinner pail to the full garage. -- Herbert Hoover
I started out singing in high school in the choir and in a garage band. -- Stark Sands
I love punk, I love a lot of British Invasion bands, I love garage bands. -- Anna Sui
I love punk, I love a lot of British Invasion bands, I love garage bands." -- Anna Sui
I wash my cars and clean the garage a lot. That's kind of my thing. -- Joey Logano
Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle. -- Al Yankovic
I went to a garage sale. 'How much for the garage' 'It's not for sale.' -- Steven Wright
I'm one of those guys who likes to piddle around in the garage and fix stuff. -- Steve Cropper
Welcome to my garage! This is where I go to get away from the honey-do list. -- Bill Engvall
Funny how a wife can spot a blonde hair at twenty yards, yet miss the garage doors. -- Corey Ford
I got rid of my car, and bought a garage band instead. Music gets better gas mileage. -- Jarod Kintz
When I go to the garage to pick up my clubs, I clean the spider webs off. -- John Ratzenberger
I don't like recording studios - except my own, which is just a little room above the garage. -- Keith Jarrett
That's why crazy people are so dangerous. You think they're nice until they're chaining you up in the garage. -- Michael Buckley
The HurricaneThe tree lay downon the garage roof and stretched, You have your heaven, it said, go to it. -- William Carlos Williams
I'd been through crappy day jobs and stupid garage bands. I was determined to make it as a musician. -- Paul Westerberg
I've been trying to start a garage band for over a decade now, but father won't move his car. -- Jarod Kintz
A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up. -- Henny Youngman
Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian. -- Woody Allen
I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens. -- Frank Carson
Every time my brain parks the car neatly in the driveway, my mouth drives through the back of the garage. -- Dave Eggers
I think we're just a garage band that got lucky. It's the enthusiasm from the audience that keeps it going. -- Joe Perry
If you walked into Netscape headquarters with a plain old modem from CompUSA they'd think it was a garage-door opener. -- Walt Mossberg
Give a man a car of his own and he leaves humility and common sense behind him in the garage. -- John le Carre
Get the shuttle out of the garage. It's in its prime of its life. How could we just put it away? -- Gene Cernan
You can tell the difference between songs that were created in a garage and songs that were created in the studio. -- Gary Cherone
Grime is a particular style of music. You've got electro, funk and garage; grime is its darker side. It's constantly evolving. -- Tinie Tempah
This is what entrepreneurship is all about. You start off operating from a garage. And, end up, operating from a car. -- Sharad Vivek Sagar
When I first started writing lyrics and stuff, I was writing it to garage, and obviously garage kind of progressed to grime. -- Lady Sovereign
When I was nine years old, my family lost our home, and the six of us moved into my grandparents' converted garage. -- Becky G
We have had two chickens in every pot, two cars in every garage, and now we have two headaches for every aspirin. -- Fiorello H. La Guardia
You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid -- Si Robertson
I was always the guy who jumped off the roof of the garage, who could climb up the facade of a building. -- Casey Neistat
Spending time in a church does not make you religious, any more than spending time in a garage makes you a car. -- Garrison Keillor
I wish I could bottle up my penis and sell it at a garage sale. But first I need to get a garage. -- Jarod Kintz
I was the worst hitter ever. I never even broke a bat until last year when I was backing out of the garage. -- Lefty Gomez
I'm happier than I've ever been in life. Happy with my life outside of racing. Really happy with my life inside the garage. -- Matt Kenseth
I also watched boxing all the time and Tuesday Night Fights on USA and just kept hitting my heavy back in the garage. -- Robbie Lawler
Studios are passe for me. I'd rather play in a garage, in a truck, or a rehearsal hall, a club, or a basement. -- Neil Young
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" -- Demetri Martin
Ferrari used to be the car that you kept in your garage, took out to polish and show, and put back into the garage. -- Luca Cordero di Montezemolo
Let's say you're a garage mechanic, and you have big dreams about opening up your own chain of branded garages around the country. Terrific. -- Gene Simmons
I'd like to own my own garage and my own fishery. I'd also like to be a professional fisherman. But I'll take whatever happens. -- Tom Felton
Suicide by carbon monoxide used to be done in the garage. Now, all you have to do is go to Mexico City and inhale. -- Richard Bayan
My study is a converted garage which is largely lined with bookshelves and cardboard boxes filled with manuscripts of my film scripts, plays and books. -- William Nicholson
My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They're still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens. -- Bob Hope
There's not a platinum record hanging in my house anywhere. It doesn't exist here. I'm over it. They're all in the garage, wrapped up in bubblewrap. -- Jon Bon Jovi
When I was young, we didn't have indie games. We had 'garage developers' or similar terms, who were just small teams making games out of passion. -- Markus Persson
I think that's exactly what Silicon Valley was all about in those days. Let's do a startup in our parents' garage and try to create a business -- Walter Isaacson
The 99 Cent Only Store is calling itself your Valentine's Day headquarters. Guys, if that's your Valentine's Day headquarters, you can also call the garage your new home. -- Jay Leno
Just because you go to church doesn't mean you're a Christian. I can go sit in the garage all day and it doesn't make me a car -- Joyce Meyer

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