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It's far better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone so far. -- Marilyn Monroe
I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light. -- Helen Keller
Cause you're a good girl and you know it, you act so different around me -- Drake
All you had to do was stay Had me in the palm of your hands Then why'd you have to go and lock me out while I let you in? -- Taylor Swift
You will be mine Even if you're somebody elses Girl not for long Girl not for long Cause I'm your type If you've got the wrong impression Girl not for long, girl not for long -- Trey Songz
I'm not a facebook status you don't have to like me. -- Wiz Khalifa
Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people" -- Andy Borowitz
Why do people deserve a penny when they update their Facebook status? Because they'll spend some of it on you. -- Jaron Lanier
I found a new breed of people, 'Facebook Man' - Comments on anything, but don't even have a single own Status post!!! -- G.S. Sreekiran
Our thoughts, feelings and whereabouts: Food we dish up on plates called photographs and status updates; to feed Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.; beasts with insatiable appetites. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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