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  • It may be the cock that crows, but it is the hen that lays the eggs. -- Margaret Thatcher
  • The way to become rich is to put all your eggs in one basket and then watch that basket. -- Andrew Carnegie
  • I've always been a fella who put most of my eggs in one basket and then take a dump in the basket but I really don't know. -- Robert Downey, Jr.
  • I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It's chicken and eggs. And I said, I gotta use that one. -- Paul Simon
  • Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, he is too weak to pull the plough, he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits. Yet he is lord of all the animals. -- George Orwell
  • It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird: it would be a jolly sight harder for it to learn to fly while remaining an egg. We are like eggs at present. And you cannot go on indefinitely being just an ordinary, decent egg. We must be hatched or go bad. -- C. S. Lewis
  • I have less friends, but I have more Cadbury Eggs. -- Greg Behrendt
  • Eggs Benedict is genius. It's eggs covered in eggs. I mean, come on, -- Wylie Dufresne
  • Eggs give me protein after a good work out. The cheesier, the better! -- Shanola Hampton
  • Lawyers, Preachers, and Tomtits Eggs, there are more of them hatch'd than come to perfection. -- Benjamin Franklin
  • Eggs Benedict is genius. It's eggs covered in eggs. I mean, come on, that person should be the president. -- Wylie Dufresne
  • Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Seuss inspired me to try cauliflower! -- Jim Carrey
  • Eggs are very much like small boys. If you overheat them or over beat them, they will turn on you and no amount of future love will right the wrong. -- Irena Chalmers
  • To bring about a genuine political realignment, Republicans must kill the Government Goose that Lays the Golden Eggs - the very Goose they have fought so hard and long to possess. -- Jeb Bush
  • I'm a big breakfast person: Eggs, bacon and yogurt is my go-to meal before a round. On the course, peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches are great for energy, but a protein bar works, too. -- Lexi Thompson
  • Perhaps eggs are like neurons, which also are not replenished in adulthood: they know too much. Eggs must plan the party. Sperm need only to show up- wearing top hat and tails, of course. -- Natalie Angier
  • My children are monsters, Kiro thought. And I am responsible. Perhaps if I had read them the haikus of Basho when they were little instead of that American manifesto of high-pressure sales, Green Eggs and Ham... -- Christopher Moore
  • We had dinner at Figlio's, which has turned into a restaurant called Il Gato. I'm 99% positive I had Joe's Eggs. I know every time I went there, and I loved it, I ordered Joe's Eggs. Kate [DiCamillo] probably had a pizza, because she loves pizza. -- Alison McGhee
  • Dante would not have forgotten: they say that when Dante was a boy, he was asked: Dante what is the best food? to test his memory. Eggs, replied Dante. Years later, when Dante was a grown man, he was asked only: how? and Dante replied: fried. -- Fernando Sabino
  • Remorse, the fatal egg that pleasure laid. -- William Cowper
  • Don't put all your eggs in one basket. -- Miguel de Cervantes
  • I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast. -- Queen Elizabeth II
  • Younger workers should have more freedom to build their retirement nest egg. -- Gresham Barrett
  • The world is full of hopeful analogies and handsome, dubious eggs, called possibilities. -- George Eliot
  • I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am. -- Dr. Seuss
  • The sky broke like an egg into full sunset and the water caught fire. -- Pamela Hansford Johnson
  • I've met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. -- Billy Wilder
  • Gentleness doesn't get work done unless you happen to be a hen laying eggs. -- Coco Chanel
  • Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back into the shell. -- Dorothy Canfield Fisher
  • The present was an egg laid by the past that had the future inside its shell. -- Zora Neale Hurston
  • But for the time being, I've only learned one cake recipe and how to make scrambled eggs. -- Eva Herzigova
  • It's OK to have your eggs in one basket as long as you control what happens to that basket. -- Elon Musk
  • Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. -- Mark Twain
  • Boredom is the dream bird that hatches the egg of experience. A rustling in the leaves drives him away. -- Walter Benjamin
  • The difference between involvement and commitment is like ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed. -- Martina Navratilova
  • A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. -- Bernard Meltzer
  • It was admitted by the early rabbis that the sectarians could be as full of good works as eggs were full of meat. -- Lionel Blue
  • He that but looketh on a plate of ham and eggs to lust after it hath already committed breakfast with it in his heart -- C. S. Lewis
  • The strongest thing I put into my body is steak and eggs. I just eat. I'm not a supplement guy. Steroids are not even a thought. -- Jim Thome
  • I don't normally cook, but if I did it probably would be beans, sausage, bacon and eggs. I never really get to eat that to be honest. -- Wayne Rooney
  • Capital is money, capital is commodities. By virtue of it being value, it has acquired the occult ability to add value to itself. It brings forth living offspring, or, at the least, lays golden eggs. -- Karl Marx
  • I'm brilliant at cooking my stepmother's scrambled egg recipe. The secret is to put eggs, butter, milk, and seasoning together in the saucepan, and to keep stirring with a wooden spoon under a low heat until the preferred consistency is reached. -- Ian Mckellen
  • The greatest achievement was at first and for a time a dream. The oak sleeps in the acorn, the bird waits in the egg, and in the highest vision of the soul a waking angel stirs. Dreams are the seedlings of realities. -- James Allen
  • There is a dessert dish in Austria called Kaiserschmarrn - it's kind of like a sweet raisin pancake with eggs and sugar. It's definitely not something I can eat often, but if I've done well at a race, sometimes that's my celebration treat! -- Lindsey Vonn
  • It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin. -- Dave Barry
  • Doing 20 minutes of stretching, light weights and floor exercises three times a week takes the same amount of time as a long coffee break - and eating a tuna fish salad, sardines on toast or scrambled eggs is surely preferable to a Big Mac or KFC. -- Joan Collins
  • Not too many years ago, both parties acknowledged that our entitlement commitments were a sword hanging over our heads. But when President George W. Bush tried to begin discussions on Social Security reform, Democrats ridiculed and demonized him and told seniors he was after their nest eggs. -- David Limbaugh
  • Pastry is different from cooking because you have to consider the chemistry, beauty and flavor. It's not just sugar and eggs thrown together. I tell my pastry chefs to be in tune for all of this. You have to be challenged by using secret or unusual ingredients. -- Ron Ben-Israel
  • I enjoy some physical stuff. But if I had a choice between playing a scene where it's raining, it's terribly cold, I'm wet and I'm being drowned and playing a scene with dinosaur eggs in a laboratory, I'd probably take the latter. It's warmer and generally more comfortable! -- Sam Neill
  • You know how fighting fish do it? They blow bubbles and in each one of those bubbles is an egg and they float the egg up to the surface. They keep this whole heavy nest of eggs floating, and they're constantly repairing it. It's as if they live in both elements. -- Audre Lorde
  • Repetition creates pattern. If I have a hundred of these, a hundred of those, it doesn't make any difference what these and those are. If I can repeat anything, I have the possibility of a pattern from hickory nuts and chicken eggs, shards of glass, branches. It doesn't make any difference. -- Dan Phillips
  • These days it's cool to be ethnic and to be different, but when I was a kid, it was not cool - at all. My friends would come over and my mom would make crepes with eggs, stuffed with mozzarella cheese, tomatoes and spinach. And they'd be like, 'What is this?' -- Giada De Laurentiis
  • As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by 'survival of the fittest.' -- Bill Cosby
  • Baking makes me focus. On weighing the sugar. On sieving the flour. I find it calming and rewarding because, in fairness, it is sort of magic - you start off with all this disparate stuff, such as butter and eggs, and what you end up with is so totally different. And also delicious. -- Marian Keyes
  • I wanted to be a farmer's wife. I thought it would be quite fun to wake up of a morning, collect eggs and have sheep and pigs as pets. I know now that it would also involve having to sleep with the farmer, but at the time I wasn't thinking about the sexual implications - I was 11. -- Miranda Hart
  • I work out Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday; take Thursday off; then I work out Friday and Saturday. So sometimes I'll eat whatever I want on Thursday, like a big breakfast of pancakes and bacon and eggs and stuff. You can eat a big, hearty breakfast because you're going to burn off most of it during the day anyway. -- Mark Wahlberg
  • Men will gamble and plot and fight and fall, all for the winning of a trophy. A woman's heart, a piece of land, a kingdom, a lordship, a contract, a ship, an egg -- it hardly matters the which or the what, as soon as it is seen to be desired by one, another will make a prize of it. -- Jeanette Winterson
  • To the casual observer, the Dropbox demo video looked like a normal product demonstration, but we put in about a dozen Easter eggs that were tailored for the Digg audience. References to Tay Zonday and 'Chocolate Rain' and allusions to 'Office Space' and 'XKCD.' It was a tongue-in-cheek nod to that crowd, and it kicked off a chain reaction. -- Drew Houston
  • You can't unscramble eggs. -- J. P. Morgan
  • I can eat fifty eggs. -- Paul Newman
  • No man can eat fifty eggs -- Tre Cool
  • I love eggs fried over medium. -- Slick Rick
  • No doves come from ravens' eggs -- Hannah Kent
  • My crotch is like scrambled eggs -- A. J. McLean
  • Don't put eggs under dead chickens. -- Howard G. Hendricks
  • Im as country as a dozen eggs. -- Elvin Bishop
  • Two eggs do not an omelette make -- Brooke Shields
  • Death laid its eggs in the wound -- Federico Garcia Lorca
  • Some people eat eggs, I wear them. -- John Major
  • Omelets are not made without breaking eggs. -- Maximilien Robespierre
  • Nothing helps scenery like bacon and eggs. -- Mark Twain
  • Beckenbauer has really gambled all his eggs. -- Ron Atkinson
  • Poached eggs are good, poached animals are not. -- Erma Bombeck
  • Comedy is, of course, closely associated with eggs. -- Harlan Tarbell
  • Books are like eggs -- best when fresh. -- Edward Abbey
  • History is an omlette. THe eggs are already broken. -- Orson Scott Card
  • Do not put all your eggs in one basket. -- Warren Buffett
  • Don't count your eggs until the chicken's laid them. -- Bobby Robson
  • It will be seen in the frying of the eggs. -- Miguel de Cervantes
  • If you've broken the eggs, you should make the omelette. -- Anthony Eden
  • I like my cinema gritty, I like my eggs gritty. -- David Letterman
  • Death is a fickle hen, and random are her eggs. -- Armando Iannucci
  • I wonder how many eggs are in the golden goose? -- Todd Rundgren
  • To make an omelet you must first break some eggs. -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
  • I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. -- Simon Kinberg
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  • There is no logical connection between flying and laying eggs. -- Gilbert K. Chesterton
  • I'm frightened of eggs, worse than frightened, they revolt me. -- Alfred Hitchcock
  • Rooster, maybe well crows, but the eggs still bears the chicken. -- Margaret Thatcher
  • You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas eggs? -- Noel Fielding
  • Egg nog. Because nothing satisfies like a cold glass of eggs. -- Dana Gould
  • To put all of your eggs in one basket is silly. -- John Kasich
  • I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy. -- Jarod Kintz
  • I feel like a carton of eggs holding up an elephant. -- Sherman Alexie
  • I guess I am going to think about freezing my eggs. -- Sofia Vergara
  • In order to unscramble some eggs the leader gotta have some balls -- Margaret Thatcher
  • You can't have employment and despise employers ... No goose, no golden eggs. -- Paul Tsongas
  • A wise man does not trust all his eggs to one basket. -- Miguel de Cervantes
  • A clever arrangement of bad eggs will never make a good omelet. -- C. S. Lewis
  • Q: How would you like your eggs in the morning? A: Unfertilized -- Jodi Picoult
  • Greetings, ax murderer! I was just wondering how you like your eggs? -- Libba Bray
  • Babies are never suicidal. Hard lives, not hard boiled eggs do that. -- Brian Spellman
  • I feel like I'm walking on eggs and can't take another step. -- Bill Buckner
  • Without butter, without eggs, there is no reason to come to France. -- Paul Bocuse
  • We can't behave like crocodiles and cry over spilled milk and broken eggs. -- Giovanni Trapattoni
  • For workaholics, all the eggs of self-esteem are in the basket of work. -- Judith M Bardwick
  • I use a lot of double meanings. I hide 'em like Easter eggs. -- Jay-Z
  • I like eggs. My favorite way of cooking eggs is old school French. -- David Chang
  • Capital brings forth living offspring, or at the least, lays the golden eggs. -- Karl Marx
  • Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge. -- Homer
  • Purposes, like eggs, unless they be hatched into action, will run into rottenness. -- Samuel Smiles
  • Even if your goose habitually lays golden eggs, it will still be cooked. -- Neil Gaiman
  • I like poached eggs, but I'll make scrambled or fried or whatever anybody wants. -- Ruth Reichl
  • Sick of lame ducks, use Cosmic Ordering and your ducks will lay golden eggs. -- Stephen Richards
  • My career is pretty much over. I'm out in the Valley eating soft-boiled eggs. -- Tim Conway
  • Socialism lays an bad egg by killing the capitalism that lays the golden eggs -- Margaret Thatcher
  • You CAN make an omelette without breaking eggs. It's just a really bad omelette. -- Stephen Colbert
  • I would definitely make eggs for the rest of my life if I could. -- John Hodgman
  • States organized for war will make war as surely as hens will lay eggs... -- H. G. Wells
  • Ideas are like frog eggs: you've got to lay a thousand to hatch one. -- Peter Drucker
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