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On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt." -- Coolio
It's improper to use the egg roll for political purposes. -- Mark Tooley
It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls. -- Robert Orben
Kids in Washington every year have the big Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. The kids found 300 Easter eggs. They also found about 10,000 missing Hillary emails. -- David Letterman
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