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An Egg to day is better than a Hen to-morrow. -- Benjamin Franklin
Egg nog. Because nothing satisfies like a cold glass of eggs. -- Dana Gould
You can get an Egg McMuffin all day; you just can't get the hamburger all day. -- Neil deGrasse Tyson
To the wingless a more interesting phenomenon is their (W/E Egg) dissimilarity in every particular except shape and size. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
Aemon's blind white eyes came open. "Egg?" he said, as the rain streamed down his cheeks. "Egg, I dreamed that I was old. -- George R. R. Martin
Ex-convicts prepared the eggs for the White House's Easter Egg Roll. It's nice to see the White House reaching out to former members of Congress. -- Jay Leno
They pointed out that the friendship between the two artistes had always been a by-word or whatever you called it. A well-read Egg summed it up by saying they were like Thingummy and what's-his-name -- P. G. Wodehouse
Where I'm from, people aren't quick. A girl once asked her mum, 'Can I have a Cadbury's Creme Egg?' The mum said, 'No, you can't Danielle, I've already told you, darling - bird flu!' -- Tom Deacon
The allegations of me being a pedophile are spurious, at best. However I will admit that taking my knickers off in the park and having an Easter Egg hunt with those apple-cheeked four year olds was in my best interest and not theirs -- Thom Yorke
Remorse, the fatal egg that pleasure laid. -- William Cowper
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it. -- Bob Hope
The sky broke like an egg into full sunset and the water caught fire. -- Pamela Hansford Johnson
I'm youth, I'm joy, I'm a little bird that has broken out of the egg. -- James M. Barrie
Patriotism is a kind of religion; it is the egg from which wars are hatched. -- Guy de Maupassant
The present was an egg laid by the past that had the future inside its shell. -- Zora Neale Hurston
What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan. -- Oliver Herford
The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. -- Arnold H. Glasow
Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan's egg. -- Hans Christian Andersen
The process and organization leading up to cooking the egg can tell you a lot about the cook. -- David Chang
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. -- Mark Twain
Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper. -- Bjork
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. -- Bernard Meltzer
Of those beings who live in ignorance, shut up and confined, as it were, in an egg, I have first broken the eggshell of ignorance and alone in the universe obtained the most exalted, universal Buddhahood. -- Buddha
I always have breakfast, say, scrambled egg whites, a vegetable smoothie, or whole-grain cereal with low-fat milk. For lunch and dinner, I eat a lot of fish and vegetables. And throughout the day, I try to stay hydrated. -- Beyonce Knowles
I'm brilliant at cooking my stepmother's scrambled egg recipe. The secret is to put eggs, butter, milk, and seasoning together in the saucepan, and to keep stirring with a wooden spoon under a low heat until the preferred consistency is reached. -- Ian Mckellen
When you start with a portrait and search for a pure form, a clear volume, through successive eliminations, you arrive inevitably at the egg. Likewise, starting with the egg and following the same process in reverse, one finishes with the portrait. -- Pablo Picasso
The greatest achievement was at first and for a time a dream. The oak sleeps in the acorn, the bird waits in the egg, and in the highest vision of the soul a waking angel stirs. Dreams are the seedlings of realities. -- James Allen
It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin. -- Dave Barry
You know how fighting fish do it? They blow bubbles and in each one of those bubbles is an egg and they float the egg up to the surface. They keep this whole heavy nest of eggs floating, and they're constantly repairing it. It's as if they live in both elements. -- Audre Lorde
Every decently-made object, from a house to a lamp post to a bridge, spoon or egg cup, is not just a piece of 'stuff' but a physical embodiment of human energy, testimony to the magical ability of our species to take raw materials and turn them into things of use, value and beauty. -- Kevin McCloud
It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird: it would be a jolly sight harder for it to learn to fly while remaining an egg. We are like eggs at present. And you cannot go on indefinitely being just an ordinary, decent egg. We must be hatched or go bad. -- C. S. Lewis
When I got to France I realized I didn't know very much about food at all. I'd never had a real cake. I'd had those cakes from cake mixes or the ones that have a lot of baking powder in them. A really good French cake doesn't have anything like that in it - it's all egg power. -- Julia Child
The particular aspect of time that I'm interested in is the arrow of time: the fact that the past is different from the future. We remember the past but we don't remember the future. There are irreversible processes. There are things that happen, like you turn an egg into an omelet, but you can't turn an omelet into an egg. -- Sean M. Carroll
This sounds like a brag, but I know how to make good fried rice. I learned in college. There are two secrets - take the rice after you cook it and let it get cold in the fridge. Then cook the egg like you're making a fried egg and just before it's done, dump the rice and veg on it and swirl it around. -- Patton Oswalt
I'm not a nest-egg person. -- Dwight Howard
Is an egg a vegetable? -- Jodie Marsh
From the egg to the apple. -- Horace
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. -- Oliver Oliver Reed
Today's egg is better than tomorrow's hen -- Turkish Proverb
Truth! Freedom! Justice! And a hard-boiled egg! -- Terry Pratchett
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There's nothing like simple spicy egg bhurji. -- Madhur Bhandarkar
The egg cackles and lays the chicken. -- Robin Morgan
Spare feast! a radish and an egg. -- William Cowper
Alison Rosen IWHI! From the easter egg chapter. -- Bryan Bishop
Socialism is in no way a curate's egg -- Margaret Thatcher
The vulgar boil, the learned roast, an egg. -- Alexander Pope
Today life opened inside me like an egg ... -- Anne Sexton
An egg boiled very soft is not unwholesome. -- Jane Austen
Man is on earth as in an egg. -- Heraclitus
Fish without wine is like egg without salt. -- Auguste Escoffier
Nothing stimulates the practiced cook's imagination like an egg. -- Irma S. Rombauer
Pumpkin spice lattes are egg nog for morning people. -- John Oliver
The goose lays the golden egg. Payrolls make consumers. -- George M. Humphrey
Don't kill the goose that lays the golden egg. -- Aesop
You can't make an egg without frying an egg -- Thom Yorke
He that steals an egg will steal an ox. -- George Herbert
This is AIDS. AIDS is as real as an egg. -- Sarah Silverman
It's like the brooding hen sitting over a china egg. -- Navjot Singh Sidhu
If you can't lay an egg or milk a cow -- Rebbecca D. Myers
For how tiny the world, This ant's egg-and the sky! -- Mirza Asadullah Khan Ghalib
It's improper to use the egg roll for political purposes. -- Mark Tooley
Every director bites the hand that lays the golden egg. -- Samuel Goldwyn
An unhatched egg is to me the greatest challenge in life. -- E. B. White
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The chicken is only an egg's way for making another egg. -- Richard Dawkins
A home without a grandmother is like an egg without salt. -- Florence King
A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt. -- Rose Wilder Lane
A day without an argument is like an egg without salt. -- Angela Carter
I would like to throw an egg into an electric fan. -- Oliver Herford
A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. -- Samuel Butler
Younger workers should have more freedom to build their retirement nest egg. -- Gresham Barrett
The egg it is the source of all To everyone's ancestral hall. -- Clarence Day
His life was one long extravaganza, like living inside a Faberge egg. -- John Lahr
The irresolute man flecks from one egg to another, so hatches nothing. -- Owen Feltham
Truly thou art damned, like an ill-roasted egg, all on one side. -- William Shakespeare
Render any politician down and there's enough fat to fry an egg. -- Spike Milligan
We must be careful what we say. No bird resumes its egg. -- Emily Dickinson
I loved him, officer. More than any woman ever loved an egg. -- Jasper Fforde
An egg is always an adventure; the next one may be different. -- Oscar Wilde
What is done is done; and the cracked egg cannot be cured. -- Howard Pyle
A Royal Commission is a broody hen sitting on a china egg. -- Michael Foot
I have a nest egg, and I don't buy above my means. -- Mariska Hargitay
Now I know which came first - the chicken not the egg. -- David Cameron
The egg is the symbol of perfection. Do you want an egg? -- Mason Cooley
An egg white omelet with vegetables is one of my favorite breakfasts. -- Gabriela Isler
We call 'Ain't No Mountain' the golden egg that landed us at Motown. -- Nickolas Ashford
I like egg white omelets with veggies, or oatmeal with almonds and fruit. -- Vanessa Hudgens
The egg cream is psychologically the opposite of circumcision--it pleasurably reaffirms your Jewishness. -- Mel Brooks
If you count your chickens before theyve hatched, they wont lay an egg. -- Bobby Robson
You don't have to lay an egg to know if it tastes good. -- Fran Lebowitz
The egg of a bird hatches only when the chick within is ready -- Liam Williams
The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg. -- Abraham Maslow
That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg. -- Samuel Goldwyn
Socialism lays an bad egg by killing the capitalism that lays the golden eggs -- Margaret Thatcher
We shall sooner have the fowl by hatching the egg than by smashing it. -- Abraham Lincoln
I generally think that Hillary Clinton is a good egg and a good politician. -- Joss Whedon
Although I cannot lay an egg, I am a very good judge of omelettes -- George Bernard Shaw
It takes one hen to lay an egg, but seven men to sell it. -- C. J. Dennis
When sperm and egg unite, something goes from inanimate to animate. It is life. -- Mitt Romney
The egg can be your best friend if you just give it the right break -- Julia Child
Christmas cookies can't help but be retro - they are memory first, sugar-flour-egg-redhot-gumdrop-sparkle reality second. -- Dana Goodyear
The secret, if one may paraphrase a savage vocabulary, lies in the egg of night. -- Loren Eiseley
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. -- Cilla Black
Dada is the sun, Dada is the egg. Dada is the Police of the Police. -- Richard Huelsenbeck
Being a wiseass in a groupthink environment is like throwing an egg at a bulldozer. -- Matt Taibbi
Heaven is like an egg, and the earth is like the yolk of the egg. -- Zhuangzi
My whole life, I have been trying to cook an egg in the right way. -- Jose Andres Puerta
On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt." -- Coolio
In the name of Bacon will you chicken me up that egg. Shall I swallow cave-phantoms? -- Samuel Beckett
I wondered about her chicken-and-egg relationship with Dad. Which came first? Her helplessness or his controlling? -- Justina Chen
Who could have predicted what would happen in the time it takes to boil an egg? -- Timothee de Fombelle
I said you LOOKED like an egg, Sir. And some eggs are very pretty, you know. -- Lewis Carroll
I'm as fixed in my opinion as the man who thought he was a hard-boiled egg. -- Dorothy Canfield Fisher
Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was-like eating an egg without salt. -- Rudyard Kipling
You can't just go on being a good egg. You must either hatch or go bad! -- C. S. Lewis
It is very hard to shave an egge. [It is very hard to shave an egg.] -- George Herbert
I love you on the surface of seas Red like the egg when it is green -- Andre Breton
In a suitable temperature, an egg becomes a chicken, and there are no chickens born of stones. -- Mao Zedong
Everyone needs time to develop their dreams. An egg in the nest doesn't become a bird overnight. -- Lois Ehlert

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