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When I wrote my cookbook, 'I Love Crab Cakes,' I asked some of my best chef buddies to contribute recipes. -- Tom Douglas
I never watch MTV. I don't have time to watch TV. And when I do, I'm watching the Discovery Channel. 'Deadliest Catch: Crab Fishing in Alaska,' that's my show. -- Carly Schroeder
O.K. I'm running out of appetite. Let this swirl- a bit like Crab Nebula- do for now. -- Charles Olson
I have always smoked and drunk and loved too much. In fact I have lived not too long but too much. One day the Iron Crab will get me. Then I shall have died of living too much. -- Ian Fleming
You cannot teach a crab to walk straight. -- Aristophanes
Sweet, delicious Dungeness crab is always a treat. -- Tom Douglas
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. -- Charles M. Schulz
My favorite Dominican dish to indulge in is anything with crab. -- Pharrell Williams
It was quite a challenge to make people eat crab ice cream. -- Heston Blumenthal
A pound of Alaskan king crab legs and buffalo shrimp = happy Travie. -- Travie McCoy
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. -- Karlie Kloss
If a D.C. event doesn't have crab cakes, it's low-rent and you need to flee. -- Tony Hale
The best part of shooting 'House of Cards' in Baltimore is eating lots of soft-shell crab. -- Robin Wright
I love seafood. Whenever I'm in Las Vegas, I love going to the Bellagio buffet because they have these great king crab legs. -- Harland Williams
It's always a good idea to chill your crab cake mixture for a few hours, or even overnight, before frying because they'll hold together better. -- Tom Douglas
Some versions of crab cakes are mostly crabmeat lightly bound with egg, but I'm a firm believer that a crab cake should contain bread crumbs. -- Tom Douglas
Have you ever watched a crab on the shore crawling backward in search of the Atlantic Ocean, and missing? That's the way the mind of man operates. -- H. L. Mencken
My father was a preacher in Maryland and we had crab feasts - with corn on the cob, but no beer, being Methodist - outside on the church lawn. -- Tori Amos
I have a Guinness Book of World Records entry as the most-watched person on television; now I have a new entry as the only man who has a crab named after him. -- David Hasselhoff
The simplest way to prepare Dungeness crabs is to boil them in the shell and set them in front of your guests with crab crackers or crab hammers, cocktail forks, and plenty of napkins. -- Tom Douglas
When I left Ohio when I was 17 and ended up in New York and realised that not all films had the giant crab monsters in them, it really opened up a lot of things for me. -- Jim Jarmusch
I do like the ocean wave, actually. I'm born under the sign of Cancer - the sign of the crab - so I like coastal areas and sunny beaches and such - although not the wide-open and deep seas. -- Anjelica Huston
While you can find zucchini in markets in most places year-round, allowing you to make everything from breakfast dishes like zucchini and onion frittatas to snacks like zucchini-stuffed crab cakes, the onset of fall marks the beginning of hard squash season. -- Marcus Samuelsson
In my 'Big Dinners' cookbook, I recreated my mother's recipe for crab dip. The creamy dressing for this dip, made with mayonnaise, tomato paste, a touch of honey, sliced chives, lemon juice and zest, horseradish and Tabasco, is reminiscent of Thousand Island dressing. -- Tom Douglas
I'm a Cancerian, the typical crab with the tough outer shell and the soft bit in the middle. I don't think I'll ever come to terms with people being unnecessarily nasty, but I can take it if someone doesn't like my music - I'm not everyone's cup of tea. -- Katherine Jenkins
In the springtime, we have softshell crab from Maryland, which I'd never had until I came to America. In the summer and early fall, we have striped bass, 'stripeys,' which come all the way up the Hudson River but mostly gather in the sound at the tip of Long Island, off Montauk. -- Daniel Boulud
Washington is gripped by crab-in-the-bucket syndrome. And there's no cure in sight. Put a single crab in an uncovered bucket, and it will find a way to climb up and out on its own. Put a dozen crabs in a bucket, and 11 will fight with all their might to pull down the striver who attempts escape. -- Michelle Malkin
I'm a big fish eater. Salmon - I love salmon. My sister loves Chinese food and sushi and all that. I'm not as big of a fan, but she likes it so we eat it a lot. So I'm beginning to like it more. I don't like the raw sushi. I liked the cooked crab and lobster and everything. -- Elle Fanning
You cannot make a crab walk straight. -- Aristophanes
You will never make the crab walk straight. -- Aristophanes
People have a crab mentality, man. They're walking sideways. -- Cody Wilson
I've always wanted to be a giant space crab. -- Gabe Newell
Who's going to rob us? A crackhead crab? A jellyfish junkie? -- Kathy Reichs
He fell off the table like a crab looking for the sea. -- Charles Bukowski
I was being chased by a giant crab. [Audience laughs] That's not funny. -- Dane Cook
A work of art is an act of love. Critics are crab lice. -- David Gerrold
There is an animal inside me, clutching fast to my heart, a huge crab. -- Anne Sexton
As the sea-crab swimmeth always against the stream, so doth wit always against wisdom. -- Pythagoras
I once fell in love with a crab on the beach. It was called crab. -- Dougie Poynter
Religion must always be a crab fruit; it cannot be grafted, and keep its wild beauty. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. -- Bill Meyer
Zinedine Zidane could be a champion sumo wrestler. He can run like a crab or a gazelle. -- Howard Wilkinson
The highest treason a crab can commit is to make a leap for the rim of the bucket. -- Steven Pressfield
Through searching out origins, one becomes a crab. The historian looks backwards, and finally he also believes backwards. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
I have one last request. Don't use embalming fluid on me; I want to be stuffed with crab meat. -- Woody Allen
Being from Baltimore, I'm a crab cake snob, and I'm very particular on where I eat my crab cakes. -- Mark Teixeira
Only you pick that crab. Nobody else take it. I already know this. Everyone else want best quality. You thinking different. -- Amy Tan
On the reals, all these crab niggaz know the deal, When we start the revolution, all they'll probably do is squeal. -- Nas
...be as fast as Usain Bolt, the winner is the winner, even if he crawls like a crab, his destiny is unshakable. -- Michael Bassey Johnson
A country without a patent office and good patent laws is just a crab, and can't travel any way but sideways and backways. -- Mark Twain
This hook nose and crab meister attitude has gotten me every job I've ever had. And more divorces than I care to remember. -- Norman Fell
Worse, I have to admit to feeling the jealousy of one crab for another that has managed to climb out of the barrel. -- Richard Russo
When a woman grabs my braids and says "How cute!" I crab her breast and say "How cute!" She never touches me again! -- Russell Means
And in the fountain squatted a giant crab. I'm not talking "?giant' like $7.99 all-you-can-eat Alaskan king crab. I'm talking "?giant' like bigger than the fountain. -- Rick Riordan
What is the pattern that connects the crab to the lobster and the primrose to the orchid, and all of them to me, and me to you? -- Gregory Bateson
Who doesn't love digging into a plate of crab cakes or going after a chilled cracked crab with crab cracker, cocktail fork and a plastic bib for protection? -- Tom Douglas
There are no small number of people in this world who, solitary by nature, always try to go back into their shell like a hermit crab or a snail. -- Anton Chekhov
It doesn't seem too unusual to have a live hermit crab here in Atlantic City, but when you think I brought it all the way from Texas, it's unusual. -- Phyllis George
If you've seen a crab's mouth, all foamy and gross with whiskers and snapping bits, you can imagine this one didn't look any better blown up to billboard size. -- Rick Riordan
The apple was the first fruit of the world according to Genesis, but it was no Cox's Orange Pippin. God gave the crab apple and left the rest to man. -- Jane Grigson
I've been on some fairways that are as good as the greens we putted on back then. We had crab grass. I remember one green where I putted through ants. -- Sam Snead
Our last deed, like the young of the land crab, wends its way to the sea of cause and effect as soon as born, and makes a drop there to eternity. -- Henry David Thoreau
It's always weird when I meet people who don't know how to crack crabs open and eat them the right way. I take a lot of pride in my crab-eating ability. -- Eric Hutchinson
I love playing half squid/half crab guy because you can get away with a level of acting that if you tried it anywhere else they'd arrest you for crimes against acting. -- Bill Nighy
The kind of crabbing my wife likes to do is to return from an afternoon's swim or sunbathing session, open the refrigerator door, and find a generous plate of crab cakes all ready to cook. -- Euell Gibbons

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