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Unlike cats dogs never scratch you when you wash them. They just become very sad and try to figure out what they did wrong. -- Dave Barry
When you ask for the house, car, cat, dog and all the fish when you're dealing with a player who's got questions about his health, no GM in his right mind is going to say yes and offer to clean the aquarium, too. -- Eric Lindros
If you're Noah, and your ark is about to sink, look for the elephants first, because you can throw over a bunch of cats, dogs, squirrels, and everything else that is just a small animal and your ark will keep sinking. But if you can find one elephant to get overboard, you're in much better shape. -- Vilfredo Pareto
There are dog people and cat people. -- Holly Black
I'm more a dog person than a cat person. -- Quentin S. Crisp
No use in taking a cat's opinion of a dog. -- Lucy Maud Montgomery
The cat will mew, and dog will have his day. -- William Shakespeare
No means everything to a dog, nothing to a cat. -- Leonore Fleischer
The dog is a peasant and the cat is a gentleman. -- H. P. Lovecraft
Even the stupidest cat seems to know more than any dog. -- Eleanor Clark
The final war will be between Pavlov's dog and Schoedinger's Cat. -- Robert Anton Wilson
We have a saying in France. A dog doesn't make a cat. -- Yannick Noah
A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat. -- George Mikes
Almost everybody can be imagined as either a cat or a dog. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
The only thing better than the world's cutest cat is any dog. -- Daniel Tosh
The cat is a character of being, the dog, a character of doing. -- Michael J. Rosen
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved. -- Ingrid Newkirk
Your dog thinks you're a god. Your cat thinks the dog's an asshole. -- George Carlin
Again I must remind you that a dog's a dog-a cat's a cat. -- T. S. Eliot
Did you know that Dog Heaven and Cat Hell were the same place? -- Dana Gould
A dog, I have always said, is prose; a cat is a poem. -- Jean Burden
So first, your memory I'll jog, And say: A CAT IS NOT A DOG -- T. S. Eliot
If't were not for my cat and dog, I think I could not live. -- Ebenezer Elliott
Imagination needs food like every dog and every cat and every bird and every fish. -- Amos Oz
Meow says the cat ,quack says the duck , Bow wow wow says the dog ! Grrrr! -- Charles Dickens
Whiskers of the cat, Webbed toes on my swimming dog; God is in the details. -- Dean Koontz
I have a rescue dog named Fideo, which means 'noodle' in Spanish, and a cat named Hutch. -- Ana Ortiz
Socks is the White House cat. But did you know there is also a White House dog? -- Rush Limbaugh
I love both the way a dog looks up to me and a cat condescends to me. -- Gladys Taber
It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking. -- Mickey Rivers
There really is no ethical difference between eating a cat or a chicken, a dog or a pig. -- Steve-O
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it. -- Abraham Lincoln
I'm actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats. -- Tim Allen
The snake, the rat, the cat, the dog... How you gonna see 'em if you livin' in the fog? -- DMX
You can keep a dog: but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals. -- George Mikes
It often happens that a man is more humanely related to a cat or dog than to any human being. -- Henry David Thoreau
A dog is like a liberal. He wants to please everybody. A cat really doesn't need to know that everybody loves him. -- William Kunstler
Every factory-farmed animal is, as a practice, treated in ways that would be illegal if it were a dog or a cat. -- Jonathan Safran Foer
I think it's really good for a family or children to have a dog, cat, bird or whatever to grow up with. -- Hayao Miyazaki
My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog. -- Anne Lamott
My sister wanted a cat for a pet... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark. -- Chic Murray
Compassion is essential for any type of relationship between anybody - human to human, human to dog, human to cat, human to bird. -- Sharon Gannon
A dog doesn't want very much and is happy with that. A cat doesn't know what he wants and wants more of it. -- Mills Lane
What I used to do between writing fits was feed my kids, ride my horse and go shopping for cat and dog food. -- Anne McCaffrey
If I had my personal view, perhaps that might take hold. In fact, I don't want to see another dog or cat born. -- Wayne Pacelle
I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance. -- James Thurber
If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do. -- Lily Tomlin
Catch a dog in your favorite chair, and he slinks away abashed. The cat will pretend incomprehension; surely you must know it's her chair? -- Leonore Fleischer
A cat, after being scolded, goes about its business. A dog slinks off into a corner and pretends to be doing a serious self-reappraisal. -- Robert Breault
While you might see a cat on a hot tin roof, a dog on a hot tin roof would be yowling its head off. -- Bruce Fogle
Somewhere around the place I've got an unfinished short story about Schrodinger's Dog; it was mostly moaning about all the attention the cat was getting. -- Terry Pratchett
As a career, the business of an orthodox preacher is about as successful as that of a celluloid dog chasing an asbestos cat through hell. -- Elbert Hubbard
Having a dog or cat will open your heart. Reading a book will open your mind. Having both a pet and a book... absolute heaven. -- Mark Rubinstein
You really can't take a cat and turn it into a dog, or try and get lemons off an apple tree, or what have you. -- Diane Lane
Chickens are interesting individuals who have as much right not to be cooked and eaten as a dog or a cat or even a human being. -- Bruce Friedrich
The cat, which is a solitary beast, is single minded and goes its way alone, but, the dog, like his master, is confused in his mind. -- H. G. Wells
Everyone should have two or three hives of bees. Bees are easier to keep than a dog or a cat. They are more interesting than gerbils. -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge
I have a dog as well, and I'm not a vegan or anything. But I needlepoint and I have a cat, so it's not boding well. -- Emmy Rossum
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. -- Francois Truffaut
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. -- Mark Twain
Cats aren't cooperative in the same way that other animals are. You can train a dog to act, but you can't train a cat in the same way. -- Michael Showalter
Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal. -- Winston Churchill
If you treat your feelings with as much love as you treat your dog or your cat or your child you'll feel as if you were living in heaven. -- Geneen Roth
Personally, I would not give a fig for any man's religion whose horse, cat and dog do not feel its benefits. Life in any form is our perpetual responsibility. -- S. Parkes Cadman

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