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I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat. -- Edgar Allan Poe
Cat, you ruined mom's dress!" "Honey, it was ruined when she bought it. -- Dr. Seuss
Cats invented self-esteem. -- Erma Bombeck
Cat lovers turn into cat collectors. -- Greg Kinnear
Time spent with cats is never wasted. -- Sigmund Freud
In the dictionary of Cat, mercy is missing. -- Jane Hirshfield
Cat lovers know that every cat is remarkable. -- Gladys Taber
Like a Cat on a hot tin roof -- Tennessee Williams
What greater gift than the love of a cat. -- Charles Dickens
Cat will have you staked in five seconds flat. -- Cheyenne McCray
Because, Cat, it's the feminine persuasion that's always the deadliest. -- Jeaniene Frost
Cat angels are the reason there are no mice angels. -- Mel Brooks
The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. -- William S. Burroughs
Cat tongues are awesome." --Nellie Gomez, The 39 Clues, Beyond The Grave -- Judy Blundell
Life is one damned kitten after another." Mehitabel the Alley Cat -- Don Marquis
The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat -- Jeaniene Frost
The final war will be between Pavlov's dog and Schoedinger's Cat. -- Robert Anton Wilson
The movie 'Black Cat,' from 1934, is one of my favorite movies. -- Kirk Hammett
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. -- Groucho Marx
Next to her, I felt like Carrot Top in drag. Cat re: Annette -- Jeaniene Frost
Anyway, Cat Stevens is never going to make much money out of us. -- Wayne Coyne
Did you know that Dog Heaven and Cat Hell were the same place? -- Dana Gould
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. -- Oliver Herford
Cat's eyes seem a bridge to a world beyond the one we know. -- Lynn-Holly Johnson
I used to buy records in high school. Mainly dancehall: Super Cat, Buju Banton. -- Damian Marley
When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction. -- Mark Twain
A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime. -- Mark Twain
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. -- Abraham Lincoln
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat . -- John Donne
He is the Cat that walks by himself, and all places are alike to him -- Rudyard Kipling
I am the Cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me. -- Rudyard Kipling
So, what did you learn?Curiosity asked the Cat, thenpoked her carcass with a stick. -- Katerina Stoykova Klemer
Wouldn't that make a charming epitaph? Here lies Cat. Killed not by fang, but Ferragamos. -- Jeaniene Frost
Bring me liquor, Bones, fast, to take my foot out of my mouth. Cat to Bones -- Jeaniene Frost
I'm actually scared of horror movies. I'm kind of Scaredy Cat when it comes to that stuff. -- Jennifer Love Hewitt
I've got allergy pills upstairs in my room, and it says 'For Cat Work' right on it. -- Mimi Kennedy
When addressed, a Gentleman Cat does not move a muscle. He looks as if he hasn't heard. -- May Sarton
I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul. -- Jean Cocteau
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. -- Joseph Wood Krutch
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. -- Robert A. Heinlein
I am glad you have a Cat, but I do not believe it is So remarkable a cat as My Cat. -- T. S. Eliot
A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings. -- William Ralph Inge
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. -- Michel de Montaigne
One of the oldest human needs is having someone to wonder where you are when you don't come home at night. -- Margaret Mead
A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not. -- Ernest Hemingway
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. -- Paula Poundstone
It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat. It is a philosophical animal... one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly. -- Theophile Gautier
(...) And metaphors like cats behind your smile, Each one wound up to purr, each one a pride, Each one a fine gold beast you've hid inside (...) -- Ray Bradbury
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. -- Mark Twain
I've never been able to understand why a Republican contributor is a 'fat cat' and a Democratic contributor of the same amount of money is a 'public-spirited philanthropist'. -- Ronald Reagan
When my cats aren't happy, I'm not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they're just sitting there thinking up ways to get even. -- Percy Bysshe Shelley
Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat. -- Mark Twain
I said something which gave you to think I hated cats. But gad, sir, I am one of the most fanatical cat lovers in the business. If you hate them, I may learn to hate you. If your allergies hate them, I will tolerate the situation to the best of my ability. -- Raymond Chandler
Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God. -- Christopher Hitchens
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat. -- Ogden Nash
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. -- Steven Wright
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath. -- W. C. Fields
I've met many irresponsible people in my life but never an irresponsible cat. -- Rita Mae Brown
One small cat changes coming home to an empty house to coming home. -- Pam Brown
You know, from my point of view, I'm the luckiest cat on the planet. -- Hugh Hefner
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. -- Deng Xiaoping
If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. -- Mark Twain
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. -- Mark Twain
If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend but never your slave. -- Theophile Gautier
There is, indeed, no single quality of the cat that man could not emulate to his advantage. -- Carl Van Vechten
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. -- Mark Twain
Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door. -- Jeff Foxworthy
My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog. -- Anne Lamott
This morning I was laughing at my cat who was running up the stairs and slipped, and pretended like it didn't happen. -- Jayma Mays
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a nonworking cat. -- Douglas Adams
God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things. -- Pablo Picasso
Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything. -- Robert A. Heinlein
As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind. -- Cleveland Amory
If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. -- Alfred North Whitehead
Give your dog or cat respect, patience, understanding and love. And if you just change to one vegetarian day a week, that's a wonderful step that will save animal lives. It means you have chosen something kind instead of something cruel. -- Ingrid Newkirk
Oh, who am I trying to kid? It's a madhouse. The minute those cameras go off, things just explode, everyone is just at each other in one way or another, in closets or cat fights here and there. It's nuts. You know, I can't be a part of it. -- Richard Dean Anderson
Animals have come to mean so much in our lives. We live in a fragmented and disconnected culture. Politics are ugly, religion is struggling, technology is stressful, and the economy is unfortunate. What's one thing that we have in our lives that we can depend on? A dog or a cat loving us unconditionally, every day, very faithfully. -- Jon Katz
I am alone a lot, which is good. I need that time to just be alone after a long day, just decompress. So, I go to either my house or the hotel, or my apartment, or whatever - wherever I am, I go home and I watch TV and I sit there, with my cat, and I just watch TV or go online, check my emails. -- Taylor Swift
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A harmless necessary cat. -- William Shakespeare
A cat is never vulgar. -- Carl Van Vechten
A cat only has itself. -- V. S. Naipaul
Who will bell the cat? -- William Langland
A cat has absolute honesty. -- Ernest Hemingway
A cat is nobody's fool. -- Heywood Broun
I think cat's are fantastic. -- Danielle Dax
I am such a scaredy-cat. -- Julianna Margulies
Never bet against a cat. -- Rick Riordan
The cat is nature's masterpiece. -- Leonardo da Vinci
Never try to outstubborn a cat. -- Robert A. Heinlein
Hang sorrow, care'll kill a cat. -- Ben Jonson
I've never been no superficial cat. -- Bernie Mac
Intelligence in the cat is underrated. -- Louis Wain
Each cat has a distinct purrsonality. -- Richard L. Peterson
One cat just leads to another. -- Ernest Hemingway
Sleepwalking?" "Nightmare?" "Homicidal psycho jungle cat! -- Bill Watterson
Tell him I took the cat -- Nora Roberts
A sleeping cat is ever alert. -- Fred Schwab
Every ship should have a cat. -- Alan Villiers
See the cat? See the cradle? -- Kurt Vonnegut
I wish I were that cat. -- Dave Franco
Truman Capote is really an interesting cat. -- Steve Earle
The phrase 'domestic cat' is an oxymoron. -- George Will
We're both cat lovers [with Marilyn Manson]. -- Billy Corgan
Ignorance killed the cat; curiosity was framed! -- C. J. Cherryh
Did Brother Zachariah just steal our cat? -- Cassandra Clare
Man, that cat [Ornette Coleman] is nuts. -- Thelonious Monk
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Any responsive, intelligent cat can be trained. -- Ray Berwick
There are dog people and cat people. -- Holly Black
The cat with gloves catches no mice. -- Navjot Singh Sidhu
The cat is a dilettante in fur. -- Theophile Gautier
A cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin. -- Fred Schwab
My cat can eat a whole watermelon. -- Crispin Glover
The fog comes on little cat feet. -- Carl Sandburg
Maggie the cat is alive. I'm alive. -- Elizabeth Taylor
The cat in gloves catches no mice. -- Benjamin Franklin
I am the cat that walks alone. -- William Maxwell
Meow" means "woof" in cat. -- George Carlin
I'm not a crazy old cat lady! -- Melanie Laurent

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