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  • Don't put the cart before the horse. -- John Heywood
  • I've sold my records outta shopping carts on the street. -- GG Allin
  • The worst wheel of the cart makes the most noise. -- Benjamin Franklin
  • CART is one of the safest racing series in the world. -- Michael Andretti
  • He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie. -- Mickey Mantle
  • Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old. -- Erma Bombeck
  • I get in my golf cart with my dogs, I have five dogs. -- Delta Burke
  • I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart. -- Buddy Hackett
  • You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven. -- Dennis Miller
  • If CART continues on, it's just going to drag all of open-wheel racing down. -- Michael Andretti
  • Why not upset the apple cart? If you don't, the apples will rot anyway. -- Frank A. Clark
  • I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. -- Mitch Hedberg
  • The original item looked like a little hand cart with the figure of a man mounted on a platform between the wheels. The man's outstretched arm always pointed south. -- Kit Williams
  • One of the nice things about the Senior Tour is that we can take a cart and cooler. If your game is not going well, you can always have a picnic. -- Lee Trevino
  • I go to see grand prix every year, and I watch every race on TV for sure. I probably go to three or four CART races and three or four Formula One races. -- Emerson Fittipaldi
  • Golf has become so manicured, so perfect. The greens, the fairways. I don't like golf carts. I like walking. Some clubs won't let you in unless you have a caddy and a cart. -- Robert Redford
  • A careful inspection showed them that, even if they succeeded in righting it by themselves, the cart would travel no longer. The axles were in a hopeless state, and the missing wheel was shattered into pieces. -- Kenneth Grahame
  • The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts. -- David Letterman
  • I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died? And I just said, Well, there you go. It was like I had kinda been expecting it. -- Mac Davis
  • I very rarely saw Tom Kite around. I've talked to Tom about it. I don't think Michael Jordan needed to be on the captain's cart with Kite; he needed to be walking in the gallery, supporting them from outside the ropes. -- Payne Stewart
  • The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they're going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him. -- Jon Stewart
  • I was not great behind the counter. I had a week off without asking for it. Another time, we had a cart go up in flames, and we went out on another cart, which we wrecked by running it into the cart that was on fire. -- Mike Weir
  • I saw the Count lying within the box upon the earth, some of which the rude falling from the cart had scattered over him. He was deathly pale, just like a waxen image, and the red eyes glared with the horrible vindictive look which I knew so well. -- Bram Stoker
  • I can't wait to be that age and hanging out with a bunch of people hanging out all day playing golf and going to the beach, all my own age. We'd be laughing and having a good time and getting loopy on our prescription drugs. Driving golf carts around. I can't wait. -- Cameron Diaz
  • I do believe that healing takes place on a number of different levels and that in fact black healing can be deepened by trying to heal across as well as within. But it could be that to call for black and Jewish healing without acknowledging the need for intra-black healing puts the cart before the horse. -- Cornel West
  • Although he travels all day, the sage never loses sight of his luggage carts. -- Laozi
  • Plans can be like a winged horse, but their execution plods along pulling carts. -- Laurel Lea
  • Old carts can be repainted but they still keep moving in the same old ruts -- Mongo Beti
  • Slang is the speech of him who robs the literary garbage carts on their way to the dumps. -- Ambrose Bierce
  • Along the Paris streets, the death-carts rumble, hollow and harsh. Six tumbrils carry the day's wine to La Guillotine. -- Charles Dickens
  • When I was 4, my dad let me 'help' him back out of the driveway, but I'm amazing at driving golf carts. -- Mark Indelicato
  • Why do I always choose the shopping cart with the squeaky wheel? Is it my bad luck, or are all the carts dysfunctional? -- Rachel Nichols
  • Vermont's a place where barns come painted Red as a strong man's heart, Where stout carts and stout boys in freckles, Are highest forms of art -- Robert Tristram Coffin
  • Just as modern motorways have no room for ox-carts or wandering pedestrians, so modern society has little place for lives and ways that are too eccentric. -- A.C. Grayling
  • I think all men know better than they do; know that the institutions we so volubly commend are go-carts and baubles; but they darenot trust their presentiments. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • People think they know the mystery of living in your skin. They don't. There's no one who knows except the person who carts it around her own self. -- Colum McCann
  • Instead of saving for someone else's college education, I'm currently saving for a luxury retirement community replete with golf carts and handsome young male nurses who love butterscotch. -- Jen Kirkman
  • My great-grandfather was a coal miner, who worked in Pennsylvania mines when carts were pulled by mules and mines were lit by candles. Mining was very dangerous work then. -- Tim Murphy
  • This is how most stories end in the hospital. Not with crash carts and sirens and electric shocks to the chest, but with an empty room, a crisp white bed, silence. -- Jacob M. Appel
  • I sing of brooks, of blossoms, birds, and bowers: Of April, May, or June, and July flowers. I sing of Maypoles, Hock-carts, wassails, wakes, Of bridegrooms, brides, and of the bridal cakes. -- Robert Herrick
  • I used to think that elder love, if it even existed, was confined to rocking chairs or golf carts, that it had to be a dull business because of the physical limitations of age. -- Nora Johnson
  • Government is only a necessary evil, like other go-carts and crutches. Our need of it shows exactly how far we are still children. All governing overmuch kills the self-help and energy of the governed. -- Wendell Phillips
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