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  • If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up. -- Mitch Hedberg
  • I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. -- Mae West
  • I recycle. I have a house in the south of France and I have a small garden. My name is Dujardin - 'from the garden.' I grow carrots, peppers, strawberries, green beans, and things for salads, but there are lots of wild boars all around and they steal the food. -- Jean Dujardin
  • If Kuwait grew carrots we wouldn't give a damn. -- Lawrence Korb
  • Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market; or the precipice. -- Robinson Jeffers
  • Carrots might be good for my eyes, but they won't straighten out the curveball. -- Carl Furillo
  • The day is coming when a single carrot, freshly observed, will set off a revolution. -- Paul Cezanne
  • Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me. -- Rip Taylor
  • Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. -- Jim Davis
  • I'm all over the place with muffins. Carrots are great. Banana, chocolate chip, they rock, too. -- Shawn Mendes
  • Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable. -- Carrot Top
  • Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter. -- Fran Lebowitz
  • Heaven is the place where the donkey finally catches up with his carrot: hell is the eternity while he waits for it. -- Russell Green
  • Follow up the interview with a phone call. If Carrot Top can figure out how to use a phone, so can you. -- Tom Cole
  • As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you'd laugh. -- Duane Chapman
  • Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an edge. -- Dennis Miller
  • While Congress can't overturn the Supreme Court, we can provide carrots and sticks to prevent local governments from unfairly taking property from landowners. -- Stephanie Herseth Sandlin
  • Thus, be every device from the stick to the carrot, the emaciated Austrian donkey is made to pull the Nazi barrow up an ever-steepening hill. -- Winston Churchill
  • You take souls for vegetables.... The gardener can decide what will become of his carrots but no one can choose the good of others for them. -- Jean-Paul Sartre
  • When a man is small, he loves and hates food with a ferocity which soon dims. At six years old his very bowels will heave when such a dish as creamed carrots or cold tapioca appear before him. -- M. F. K. Fisher
  • It was taunted as reality. It was dangled as a carrot. In terms of people's hopes and dreams, to say that that is less of a reality than the daily grind they find themselves in is maybe not correct. -- Martin Mull
  • Reasonable, even intelligent people can, and frequently do, disagree on how best to achieve peace in the Middle East, but, peace must be the goal of our foreign policy tools, whether they be by the stick or by the carrot. -- Nick Rahall
  • Yes, a bunch of carrots, observed directly, painted simply in the personal way one sees it, worth more than the Ecole's everlasting slices of buttered bread, that tobacco-juice painting, slavishly done by the book? The day is coming when a single original carrot will give birth to a revolution. -- Paul Cezanne
  • Tonight, when we were eating dinner, Marta said something that really knocked me for a loop. She said, "I love carrots." "Good," I said as I gritted my teeth real hard. "Then maybe you and carrots would like to go into the bedroom and have sex!" They didn't, but maybe they will sometime, and I can watch. -- Jack Handey
  • Reading any collection of a man's quotations is like eating the ingredients that go into a stew instead of cooking them together in the pot. You eat all the carrots, then all the potatoes, then the meat. You won't go away hungry, but it's not quite satisfying. Only a biography, or autobiography, gives you the hot meal. -- Christopher Buckley
  • That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food when it got to your stomach. Like you could eat a carrot with an onion ring and they would travel down to your stomach, then they would get there, and the carrot would say, It's cool, he's with me. -- Mitch Hedberg
  • I don't do carrots. -- John Bolton
  • A small pepperoni pizza on a tortilla is healthier than salmon teriyaki with rice and carrots. -- Jorge Cruise
  • I love to roast vegetables - carrots, fennel, and so on. I also love to mash or puree pretty much any vegetable! -- April Bloomfield
  • For four to six months at a time, I would barely eat. I lived on a diet of Melba toast, carrots, and black coffee. -- Alanis Morissette
  • I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. -- Liam Neeson
  • As I see it, a green salad is an open invitation to carrots, onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, and the sprouts that grow in jars on my kitchen counter. -- Victoria Moran
  • I love fresh vegetables and we always include them in our meals. I don't force my kids to eat asparagus, but they do eat peas, broccoli, and carrots. -- Alison Sweeney
  • I slice up a ton of cucumbers, celery, carrots and red and yellow peppers. Keep them in your fridge so you always have something handy to curb your snack attack. -- Summer Sanders
  • My mother accidentally gave me food poisoning. She fed me baby carrots for a snack before Christmas dinner - but they had expired in June! I threw up for the next 24 hours. -- Busy Philipps
  • I hate fussing about in the kitchen when I have people over to supper, so I make a rich beef stew cooked in wine with carrots, sundried tomato paste and chopped chorizo sausage. -- Deborah Moggach
  • To tell the truth I cannot call my childhood bad. In your childhood you can't compare things: one eats carrots, one eats candy, both taste good. As a child you cannot tell the difference. -- Roman Abramovich
  • If you've got a plot the size of a car or a tiny yard in Italy, you're going to be growing tomatoes and basil and celery and carrots, and everybody is still connected to the land. -- Frances Mayes
  • In week one of the 'X Factor,' just to be a little bit quirky, I decided to say that I like girls who eat carrots. Ever since I've had lots and lots and lots of carrots. -- Louis Tomlinson
  • Be sure to buy organic versions of the 'dirty dozen:' the fruits and vegetables that, when grown conventionally, are loaded with pesticides and chemicals: Grapes, apples, lettuce, bell peppers, carrots, nectarines, peaches, strawberries, pears, kale, and celery. -- Suzanne Somers
  • I eat vegetarian a lot. I buy only fresh ingredients and cook from scratch - that way, when I feel like snacking and look in my fridge, it's: 'Oh, baby carrots or chocolate soy pudding. Take your pick.' -- Nadia Giosia
  • At work, we have fantastic catering people. They feed the cast and crew all day, and they're sensitive to the needs of picky vegetarians like me. They have delicious salads. I keep mine simple: romaine lettuce, avocado, baked tofu, carrots, tomatoes and Asian dressing. -- Lisa Edelstein
  • I'm a human garbage can, but I don't like veggies unless they have Velveeta cheese on top. And forget crunchy broccoli and carrots. I like 'em soggy, soft and wilted. The nutrients have probably gone away, but that's the only way I can eat them. -- Sherri Shepherd
  • I'm obsessed with broccoli, carrots, celery, string beans, snap peas, black kale, brussels sprouts, cabbage - I could go on! They used to call me 'rabbit' when I was a kid. I hate mushrooms, though. I apologize to fungi lovers, but this way, there's more for you! -- Lisa Edelstein
  • It's a lot harder to get people to 'ooh' and 'aah' over beets and carrots than it is to get them to 'ooh' and 'aah' over artichokes or asparagus, and I enjoy being able to take these humble, 'lowbrow' foodstuffs up a few notches and serve them with great exuberance. -- Charlie Trotter
  • When I'm off the road, and I can really control my diet down to the calorie, I juice seven days a week. Every afternoon, whatever I have at hand, beets, carrots, ginger, whatever. I juice, literally, every single day. And on the road, I try to find fresh juice wherever I can. -- Henry Rollins
  • Since the advent of the Internet - more recently compounded by blogging - everyone can be a published voice. Any cowardly, anonymous anger-monger can have an audience of thousands. That doesn't make them a journalist any more than my throwing an onion and a few carrots into a pot of boiling water makes me Julia Child. -- Lynda Resnick
  • For me, it's the unexpected and surprising combinations of produce that are the most exciting and lure me into the kitchen for a little bit of experimenting. Apples and sweet potatoes together? Who knew? Carrots with grapes? Okay. I may not be Julia Child, but I can do pretty well with a simple recipe and a lot of enthusiasm. -- Marlo Thomas
  • Yes, I'm obsessed with health, which has been an interesting journey. I went down the raw-food diet route, but got ill. It was really hard, especially in Britain in winter, trying to survive on raw carrots. I became so ill and anemic, so I stopped that and became a vitamin junkie. I just ate lots of vegetables, exercised and breathed. -- Naomie Harris
  • Cows scream louder than carrots. -- Alan Watts
  • Baby carrots are making me gay. -- Stephen Colbert
  • I like girls who... eat carrots! -- Louis Tomlinson
  • I love root vegetables: carrots, parsnips, and turnips. -- Julia Child
  • You don't raise kids. You raise carrots. You sponsor kids. -- Jess Lair
  • I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots. -- Ron White
  • Have a colourful plate. I make a spinach salad with things like blueberries, apples and carrots. -- Kristen Bell
  • If carrots are good for my eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway? -- Richard Jeni
  • If I had an orange penis, and an erection, I might take offense at carrot eaters. Baby carrots. -- Jarod Kintz
  • IBM doesn't want its people to get frustrated and restless because it has them reaching for carrots they can't quit -- Buck Rodgers
  • I go for crunchy things - I like green beans, broccoli, asparagus, celery and carrots. I'm not a fruit eater, though. -- Rico Rodriguez
  • Every foreign policy of every major nation involves reason, common sense, carrots and sticks. You can't have all carrots and no sticks. -- Fred Thompson
  • Peas went with carrots as infallibly as ham went with eggs. For years I thought carrots and peas grew on the same vine. -- Peg Bracken
  • While Congress can't overturn the Supreme Court, we can provide carrots and sticks to prevent local governments from unfairly taking property from landowners. -- Stephanie Herseth Sandlin
  • How're the Broncos doing?" "Like a bunch of carrots." "Is that bad?" "Can carrots play baseball?" "I guess not." "Then you have your answer. -- Nicholas Sparks
  • I like carrots that have got a bit of personality and have three or four legs! They may look weird but they taste fantastic. -- William Katt
  • Orange strengthens your emotional body, encouraging a general feeling of joy, well-being, and cheerfulness. Orange vibration foods are: oranges, tangerines, apricots, mangoes, peaches and carrots. -- Tae Yun Kim
  • If shoppers looked at crooked carrots, misshapen potatoes, slightly dinged apples or too-small peaches and thought, wow, that looks delicious, imagine the benefits for struggling farmers. -- Dana Cowin
  • I usually eat four or five raw carrots with my meat, and that is all. I must be part rabbit; I never get bored with raw carrots -- Marilyn Monroe
  • I was working with mud and photographs and thread, eyelashes, carrots and acetone... I was throwing radios off buildings and... remember floating styrofoam commas down the Milwaukee River. -- William Wegman
  • Tibby cried into her soup when it finally cameI'm scared... , she told it. The carrots and peas made no reply, but she felt better for having told them. -- Ann Brashares
  • Tibby cried into her soup when it finally came. "I'm scared... ," she told it. The carrots and peas made no reply, but she felt better for having told them. -- Ann Brashares
  • It won't happen yet, Ellen mused, mashing cooked carrots for Jill's lunch. Breakups seldom do. It will unfold slowly, one little tell-tale symptom after another like some awful, hellish flower. -- Sylvia Plath
  • One second you're having the time of your life in front of all these people, and then you come backstage to the exact opposite - there's only lukewarm carrots back there. -- Babatunde Adebimpe
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  • I like this marriage thing, because it's the best of all of us. We get to be the whole meal. The appetizer, the entree, the luxurious dessertAnd yes, the peas and the carrots. -- Cassie Mae
  • Personally, I like to juice up several different kinds of fruit and vegetables - which may include various combinations of bananas, red bell peppers, apples, carrots, celery, broccoli, spinach, parsley, tomatoes, cucumbers, etc. -- David H. Murdock
  • Everything I do, I do on the principle of Russian borscht. You can throw everything into it beets, carrots, cabbage, onions, everything you want. What's important is the result, the taste of the borscht. -- Yevgeny Yevtushenko
  • Pizza certainly has its place in school meals, but equating it with broccoli, carrots and celery seriously undermines this nation's efforts to support children's health and their ability to learn because of better school nutrition. -- Jared Polis
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