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I think Carrot Top is hilarious. -- Craig Robinson
Next to her, I felt like Carrot Top in drag. Cat re: Annette -- Jeaniene Frost
Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me. -- Rip Taylor
Well, I think my stand-up is often kind of visual. Not like Carrot Top visual, but visual. -- Michael Ian Black
I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive. -- Gilbert Gottfried
Follow up the interview with a phone call. If Carrot Top can figure out how to use a phone, so can you. -- Tom Cole
Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an edge. -- Dennis Miller
As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you'd laugh. -- Duane Chapman
Colon thought Carrot was simple. Carrot often struck people as simple. And he was. Where people went wrong was thinking that simple meant the same thing as stupid. -- Terry Pratchett
But comedy is like music, it appeals to some people. Some people like Creed, those people are usually pretty stupid. But they probably also like Carrot Top. I would say that they're part of the same ilk. -- Zach Galifianakis
I'm in awe of comedians that do things that I can't do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether it be social issues commentary, whether it be - hell, Carrot Top. I can't be Carrot Top. I can't. -- Brad Williams
I was at a party in London when I met Bond producer Barbara Broccoli. She introduced herself, and I didn't believe her name. So I just replied: 'Yeah, and I'm Cathy Carrot.' I think maybe I got off on the wrong foot! -- Catherine Bach
What they call 'alt-comedy' now is basically what comedy was like in the '80s. People tried different things, and everybody went to the clubs; there was no other place. Then somehow, the clubs became infiltrated by Dice Clay and Carrot Top types. -- Jen Kirkman
Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable. -- Carrot Top
I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy. -- Carrot Top
Creative freedom is a huge carrot. -- Adam McKay
Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market; or the precipice. -- Robinson Jeffers
The day is coming when a single carrot, freshly observed, will set off a revolution. -- Paul Cezanne
If I have to get into a bikini, then I eat carrot sticks for three days. -- Margot Robbie
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. -- Jim Davis
Every morning, I have a drink of spinach, blueberry, celery, carrot and Gillian McKeith energy food with linseed. -- Trinny Woodall
Who cares if a carrot has a slight bend? They're all the same when they end up on the plate. -- Tristram Stuart
I think I've been on a path ever since I was born, a path of high stress. I put myself, my career, it was a big old juicy carrot right in front of me for all of my life. -- Melissa Etheridge
I once died my hair blonde, and it looked like an orangey-red carrot top. It was the '80s, and I was trying to look like George Michael. At the time, the ladies loved it, and I loved it too! -- Nigel Barker
Reasonable, even intelligent people can, and frequently do, disagree on how best to achieve peace in the Middle East, but, peace must be the goal of our foreign policy tools, whether they be by the stick or by the carrot. -- Nick Rahall
The reality of our business is that for every actor who's rolled up his tent and given up and gone home, the next day you hear about some shoe salesman at Macy's who had this audition and now he's Harrison Ford. There's always that carrot out there in our business. -- Scott Bakula
People are familiar with 'the stick' of the Tea Party... challenging incumbents, flooding the phone lines. What they're not so much familiar with, and what I want to expand, is 'the carrot.' So when a Mitch McConnell, or when a Republican caucus stands firm... we have to reward them. -- Niger Innis
We need to figure out a 'harvest system' to collect the produce that stores don't put out for customers to buy because it's not perfect looking. Frankly, the stuff left to rot in the storeroom is more beautiful to me than the perfect carrot. I'm a gnarly carrot kind of guy. -- Mario Batali
I think everyone can recognize the one-upmanship and the competition that go on wherever you are, especially among groups where the women don't have to hold down office jobs and instead get in a total snit about who won the longest carrot contest or took first prize for summer chutney in the August fete. -- Rachel Johnson
I love carrot cake - that's probably my favorite - and I'm obsessed with peanut butter. I eat anything with peanut butter - maybe not carrot cake with peanut butter - but, I think I got this from 'The Parent Trap': Oreos and peanut butter; I like that. And peanut butter and apples, peanut butter and chocolate. -- Jacquelyn Jablonski
Every time you have a carrot instead of a cookie, every time you go to the gym instead of going to the movies, that's a costly investment in your health. But how much you want to invest is going to depend on how much longer you expect to live in the future, even if you don't make those investments. -- Emily Oster
For people who are at the bottom economically, the world is becoming a harder and harder place. And yet the incentives to become rich are so great because enormous amounts of wealth are being accumulated. And so those two things, that carrot and stick, are beating people along this trajectory of trying desperately to move up in the world. -- Mohsin Hamid
If you truly get in touch with a piece of carrot, you get in touch with the soil, the rain, the sunshine. You get in touch with Mother Earth and eating in such a way, you feel in touch with true life, your roots, and that is meditation. If we chew every morsel of our food in that way we become grateful and when you are grateful, you are happy. -- Thich Nhat Hanh
An intellectual carrot - the mind boggles. -- James Arness
I'd rather eat nothing than eat a carrot. -- Marian Keyes
I am a rune a carrot a little joke -- Walter Wykes
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? -- Steven Wright
I think they named the orange before the carrot. -- Demetri Martin
I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel. -- Stuart Pearce
That could be the carrot on the top of the cake -- Stan Collymore
Glitch was about as wild and unpredictable as a carrot stick. -- Darynda Jones
A carrot is as close as a rabbit gets to a diamond. -- Don Van Vliet
Never, ever get satisfied; keep the carrot in front of the horse. -- Jack LaLanne
What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet. -- Shel Silverstein
The day is not far off when one ordinary carrot may be pregnant with revolution. -- Emile Zola
The truly healthy alternative to that chip is not a fake chip; it's a carrot. -- Mark Bittman
Life, people learned, was not easy. Life was not cake. Life was not a carrot cake. -- Tao Lin
There comes a point where you see no evidence that the carrot and diplomacy are working. -- John F. Kennedy
A man would rather break his donkeys back than give it the carrot it requires to progress. -- R.P. Falconer
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If I had an orange penis, and an erection, I might take offense at carrot eaters. Baby carrots. -- Jarod Kintz
Some men would rather break their donkeys back, than give them the carrot they both require to progress. -- R.P. Falconer
Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one. -- Will Rogers
History tells us what works in the gym, and everything else walks down the road with a carrot in its ass. -- Mark Rippetoe
The carrot and the stick are prevasive and persuasive motivators. But if you treat people like donkeys, they will perform like donkeys. -- John Whitmore
Take what the British call the "greengrocer's apostrophe," named for aberrant signs advertising cauliflower's or carrot's in local fruit and vegetable shops. -- Naomi S. Baron
Heaven is the place where the donkey finally catches up with his carrot: hell is the eternity while he waits for it. -- Russell Green
The cameo I did in 'Fellowship of the Ring' was I was in the street of Bree, and I was eating a carrot. -- Peter Jackson
You ask me what life is. That's like asking what a carrot is. A carrot is a carrot, and there's nothing more to know. -- Anton Chekhov
You don't look in the eyes of a carrot seed quite in the way you do a panda bear, but it's very important diversity. -- Cary Fowler
If you were to draw Bugs, the easiest way is to learn how to draw a carrot and then hook a rabbit onto it -- Chuck Jones
The apparent goal of the journey is simply the carrot the universe dangles before you to get you to learn the lessons the adventure yields. -- Alan Cohen
Thus, be every device from the stick to the carrot, the emaciated Austrian donkey is made to pull the Nazi barrow up an ever-steepening hill. -- Winston Churchill
Final installment of Things More Fun Than Reading the Sarah Palin Memoir: Driving into a tree, microwaving your head, and getting stabbed in the eye with a carrot. -- David Letterman
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If you can't think like an onion or a carrot or a tomato, you may be a technician, but you won't understand what you're doing, and your dish will be flat. -- Eric Ripert
Production goes up and up because high pressure advertising and salesmanship constantly create new needs that must be satisfied: this is Admass- a consumer's race with donkeys chasing an electric carrot. -- J. B. Priestley
I make sure to sleep eight hours, and I'm much better about eating, because I'm not standing in front of my pantry. I go to the market and pick up little carrot nubs. -- Lisa Loeb
You think I'm gonna feel better eatin' a carrot? Get a grip. There's two idiots out there trying to kill me, and you think I'm gonna waste my last breath on a vegetable? (Lula) -- Janet Evanovich
To ensure a well-motivated participant, Pfungst rewarded Clever Hans with a small piece of bread, carrot or sugar each time he responded (interestingly, this same procedure still works well with most undergraduate students today). -- Richard Wiseman

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