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We're the perfect combination. Colonel's an old carny, and me, I'm off the wall. -- Elvis Presley
I come from a family of professional dog-showers, one step above carnies, but I didn't want to join the family business. -- Rebel Wilson
I can juggle, not well... I can balance a broom on my chin. I can do very simple carny tricks, a little sleight of hand with cards and coins. -- Rich Sommer
Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it goes so far beyond cool. All I can think is 12 magicians, two carnies. -- Penn Jillette
God has matured. He is not the impulsive, bowel-less being of the Testaments - the vehement glory-monger, with His bag of cheap carny tricks and his booming voice - the fiery huckster with his burning bushes and his wonder wands. Nowadays God knows what He wants and He knows who He wants. -- Nick Cave
We must take down the carnies. I think we need to start a campaign to defeat their scamming ways. I never win the boardwalk basketball game. -- Melissa Rauch

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