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Nill illigitamus carborundum -- Laurell K. Hamilton
Illegitimis nil carborundum. -- Patricia Briggs
Laughter is carbonated holiness. -- Anne Lamott
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum. -- Margaret Atwood
When in doubt, ingest carbs. -- Rachel Cohn
Carbs are devastating for the brain. -- David Perlmutter
I don't combine proteins and carbohydrates. -- Ruby Wax
A collective spasm of carbophobia seized the country,... -- Michael Pollan
Writing is my oxygen. Music is my carbon dioxide. -- Jessica Bell
Meatspace still has some advantages for a carbon-based girl. -- Jeanette Winterson
Carbohydrate is the bad guy. You have to see that. -- Robert Atkins
The lack of carbohydrates can make you a little crazy. -- Tom Hardy
I love carbs, but denial is good training for the mind. -- Jason Momoa
Carbon is probably a bit harder to wrap since it's procedural. -- Bill Hayden
I'm trying like hell to leave a footprint, carbon or otherwise. -- M.A. Bookout
A controlled carbohydrate lifestyle really prevents risk factors for heart disease. -- Robert Atkins
Fat is your friend. The brain thrives on a fat-rich, low-carbohydrate diet. -- David Perlmutter
Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. -- Napoleon Hill
The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary. -- Nassim Nicholas Taleb
So, I simply switched over to wine because it was not carbonated. -- Peter Steele
French women love bread and would never consider a life without carbs. -- Mireille Guiliano
I'm all for typewriters, with instant carbon copies, and seeing films in cinemas. -- Olivia De Havilland
Old as carbon, Nix agreedAnd so powerful I'm working on my demigoddess badges. -- Kresley Cole
I was crossing the English Channel with a carbon-fiber wing on my back. -- Felix Baumgartner
...and his eyes were so green they could turn carbon dioxide into oxygen. -- Rainbow Rowell
She was so old, she would have had to be dated by carbon 14. -- Wallace Stegner
I go still. Stone still. Ice statue still. Han Solo in carbonite still -- Steph Campbell
Argued for an hour on the telephone. now looking at pictures of carbs -- Megan Boyle
Moon is also a naive native girl when she sets out for Carbuncle. -- Joan D. Vinge
If the status quo came carbonated in a can, I'd shake things up. -- Jarod Kintz
We are stardustBillion-year old carbonAnd we've got to get ourselves back to the garden -- Joni Mitchell
Electric cars are coal-powered cars. Their carbon emissions can be worse than gasoline-powered cars. -- Vinod Khosla
Life exists in the universe only because the carbon atom possesses certain exceptional properties. -- James Jeans
The fact is fossil fuel carbon will stay in the surface climate system for millennia. -- James Hansen
Carbon dioxide is natural. It is not harmful. It is part of Earth's life cycle. -- Michele Bachmann
The carbon tax is the single biggest rolled gold example of Federal Labor not listening. -- Campbell Newman
Going meatless reduces our carbon footprint and helps us lead the way towards climate change. -- Marcus Samuelsson
My Favourite hobby is to sit still and convert oxygen into Carbon Dioxide. Love to Live. -- Brahmananda Patra
You see, the Greenhouse Effect is a direct result of burning fossil or old carbon fuels. -- Jack Herer
Non carborundum et non servium. - I will not bow and I will not serve (Latin) -- Jennifer Megan Varnadore
Carbs - especially pasta - are the fuel my body needs to maintain an athletic lifestyle. -- Joe Bastianich
The low carbon economy is at the leading edge of a structural shift now taking place globally. -- William Hague
Continued pain is a signal to the body that there's something wrong, not right.Lucy ScarboroughNancy Werlin -- Nancy Werlin
Can be chained. Here's how the client code looks: NutritionFacts cocaCola = new NutritionFacts.Builder(240, 8). calories(100).sodium(35).carbohydrate(27).build(); -- Joshua Bloch
While information is the oxygen of the modern age, disinformation is the carbon monoxide that can poison generations. -- Newton Lee
You can pregrow a village with no consequence on the land. In fact, with a positive carbon contribution. -- Mitchell Joachim
Carbon zero simply means that the emissions you are releasing either are zero or balance out to zero. -- Alex Steffen
I never tried to emulate my father. Anyone trying to do that would be a second-rate carbon copy. -- Douglas Fairbanks Jr.
People say you shouldn't eat carbs, but that's crap. I just try to stay away from white ones. -- Marisa Miller
Many scientists and economists also say putting a price on carbon through carbon taxes and/or cap-and-trade is necessary. -- David Suzuki
Every carbon atom in every living thing on the planet was produced in the heart of a dying star. -- Brian Cox
I keep coming back to you in my head, but you couldn't know that, and I have no carbons. -- Adrienne Rich
The places that are most likely to grow trees for carbon sequestration are places where trees aren't growing now. -- Robert Jackson
I usually have my protein at lunch and my carbs at night - I don't mix protein and carbs. -- Jenny McCarthy
The general trend in the last 4,000 years is that carbon dioxide and temperature have been moving against each other. -- Piers Corbyn
Every golf course should have its carbon rating on the scorecard, alongside its Course Rating, Slope, par and yardage. -- Thomas Friedman
I was eating bad stuff. Lots of sugar and carbs, junk food all the time. It makes you very irritated. -- Avril Lavigne
Carn Carby left, and ender mentally added him to his private list of people who also qualified as human beings. -- Orson Scott Card
The crushed carcasses of slugs and frogs mixing with the Cretaceous carbons of tar give the road an organic glaze. -- Robert Michael Pyle
We need to fashion policies with proper incentives to reduce the amount of carbon we are putting in the atmosphere. -- William Ruckelshaus
Calculating how much carbon is absorbed by which forests and farms is a tricky task, especially when politicians do it. -- Donella Meadows
Diet Coke does not contain nasty chemicals. It contains lovely and delicious carbonation, caffeine, and aspartame. What's unnatural about that? -- Meg Cabot
Whether we are based on carbon or on silicon makes no fundamental difference; we should each be treated with appropriate respect. -- Arthur C. Clarke
My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don't know. ~ The Adventure of Blue Carbuncle -- Arthur Conan Doyle
I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. -- Christine Teigen
In females, the author has found the application of pure carbolic acid to the clitoris an excellent means of allaying the abnormal excitement. -- Ben Goldacre
On the environmental front there's concern about global warming and high levels of carbon dioxide, and trees take in CO2 and store carbon. -- Clive Anderson
As is widely accepted, putting a price on carbon pollution is the lowest cost and most efficient way to tackle dangerous climate change. -- Wayne Swan
We have known since the 1800s that carbon dioxide traps heat in the atmosphere. The right amount keeps the climate conducive to human life. -- James Hansen
Cuts in carbon emissions would mean significantly higher electricity prices. We think the American consumer would prefer not to be skinned by Obama's EPA. -- Fred Upton
The only secret to food combination is a balance of protein, carbs and fat - they all play a key role in our health. -- Jorge Cruise
Don't go by the anyone's idea of perfect. It's those people that are generally pretending to be a carbon copy of someone they're not. -- T.J. Mihaila
My son loves my carbonara. I've tried to master that recipe - it's very simple but very delicate. Once prepared it must be eaten quickly. -- Andy Garcia
I'm trying to be as green as I can. As an airline pilot, I have a carbon footprint that's a size 10, so it's pretty hard. -- Bruce Dickinson
I love the Swedish people for their detective novels, their archipelago, their sense of humor, their carbonated vodka, and most especially, for their wonderful hospitality. -- Michael Levitt
Investigations during the last few decades have brought hydrogen instead of carbon, and instead of CO2 water, the mother of all life, into the foreground. -- Albert Szent Gyorgyi
When you're vegan, you spend your time chasing protein, and you're eating food that's way too high in carbs. I could never catch up on protein. -- Rick Rubin
Cut my life into pizzas. this is my plastic fork. oven baking, no breathing, dont give a fuck if its carbs that i'm eating' -Catherine Spann -- Catherine Spann
Recently though, our State Governments have discussed instigating a carbon trading scheme - the details are still to be decided - and that's an encouraging sign. -- Peter Garrett
I am a gluttonous, gorging failure. A waste. My body isn't used to high-sugar carbs laced with witchcraft. It can barely cope with soup and crackers. -- Laurie Halse Anderson
Carbohydrates from the Latin, carbo which means yummy and hydrates which means cinnamon bun, are not something I can eliminate or even drastically cut back on. -- Celia Rivenbark
Many of the technologies we've invented are necessary to keep 6.5 billion people alive. We can't go back from that, so we need to decarbonize really rapidly. -- Kim Stanley Robinson
I wanted to marry the first girl that I fell in love with, but there were religious differences. I was an agnostic and she was a Polycarbonate -- Josh Stern
Do that and the carbs will only drag you down, make you mentally foggy. Stick with protein while writing. By the way, bacon is protein. Just saying. -- Chuck Wendig
Yah-da, yah-da, yah-da, yah-da, yah, carburetor, gear ratio, compression, yah-da-yah, piston, plugs, intake, yah-da-yah, on and on and on. That is the romantic face of the classic mode. -- Robert M. Pirsig
The foodstuff, carbohydrate, is essentially a packet of hydrogen, a hydrogen supplier, a hydrogen donor, and the main event during its combustion is the splitting off of hydrogen. -- Albert Szent Gyorgyi
The hierarchy of relations, from the molecular structure of carbon to the equilibrium of the species and ecological whole, will perhaps be the leading idea of the future. -- Joseph Needham
I don't do faddy diets any more. I once did a no-carbs diet a few years ago but it made me depressed. I couldn't be doing with that! -- Jennifer Ellison
I always start my breakfast out with oatmeal, because it's full of vitamin D, it's a great carb, and you can get, like, some fun flavors in there. -- Gracie Gold
The airplane I usually fly has 450 horse power, and it's all made out of carbon fibre - you can't break it; your body will break before the airplane does. -- Brenda Laurel
Zac Efron would make us feel guilty for eating big dinners. He'd say, 'Do you really want to eat those carbs?' It was like, 'Thanks a lot!' -- Ashley Tisdale
Of course, from one point of view the unhappy events of our own century might be regarded as, say, demonstration ballets on the theme 'Hydrocarbon Synthesis' with strong audience participation. -- J. G. Ballard
I eat healthy and don't go by a diet chart. The breakfast is usually heavy, complemented with short frequent meals. My dinner is high on proteins and low on carbohydrates. -- Vijender Singh
They wish the church could be more diverse, but then leave to meet in a coffee shop with other well-educated thirtysomethings who are into film festivals, NPR, and carbon offsets. -- Kevin DeYoung
Sometimes I felt connections begging to be made, sometimes I cursed myself for not having ten percent more gray matter, sometimes the report carbons just made me think of Lee. -- James Ellroy
This is no way to run a business, I told Dim Sum, and then looked at Tons of FunAnd you might want to lay off the carbs, you fucking wildebeest. -- Chelsea Handler
He, the young man carbuncular, arrives, A small house agent's clerk, with one bold stare, One of the low on whom assurance sitsAs a silk hat on a Bradford millionaire. -- T. S. Eliot
When I'm training for 'True Blood,' I don't eat any sugar except for some fruit here and there. So it's no sugar, no bread, no real carbs all day. -- Joe Manganiello
The point to keep in mind is that you don't lose fat because you cut calories; you lose fat because you cut out the foods that make you fat-the carbohydrates. -- Gary Taubes
South Richmond was a neighborhood of mouse holes, lace curtains, Sears catalogs, measles epidemics, baloney sandwiches- and men who knew more about the carburetor than they knew about the clitoris. -- Tom Robbins
It's not the case that carbon dioxide drives temperatures. When you leave Ice Ages, it's the other way around: The temperatures go up first, and then carbon dioxide levels go up. -- Piers Corbyn
Think of the actual physical elements that compose our bodies: we are 98 percent hydrogen and oxygen and carbon. That's table sugar. You are made of the same stuff as table sugar. -- Augusten Burroughs
Any kind of advice that I've been given to cut out carbs forever, don't do it. It just doesn't work. You do okay for a while and then you just overcarb. -- Erica Durance
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Its kind of a weird feeling, but not painful. Oh but dont drink any carbonated beverages. Why?Just dont. Trust me.~George and Mina on the beach, from Sucks to be ME. -- Kimberly Pauley
The laboratory evidence that carbohydrate-rich diets can cause the body to reain water and so raise blood pressure, just as salt consumption is supposed to do, dates back well over a century -- Gary Taubes
My whole problem is that all of my favorite things at Thanksgiving are the starches, and everyone is trying to go low-carb this year, even a green vegetable has carbs in it. -- Ted Allen
Apparently, for some reason known only to themselves, these people... have chosen to cling to hydrocarbon-fueled power generation well past the point at which they could have replaced it with nuclear generation. -- David Weber
IMITATION CITRUS FLAVORED DIETARY ARTIFICIALLY SWEETENED CARBONATED BEVERAGE. That, I submit, is not a label; it is an incantation. Someday, it should be set to a suitable plainsong tune or Anglican chant. -- Robert Farrar Capon
The architect, Peter Arens who is the monstrous carbuncle architect, not merely did his design which had won a public competition never get built but his practice suffered financially for some years. -- Anthony Holden
The discussion about energy options tends to be an intensely emotional, polarised, mistrustful, and destructive one. Every option is strongly opposed: the public seem to be anti-wind, anti-coal, anti-waste-to-energy, anti-tidal-barrages, anti-carbon-tax, and anti-nuclear. -- David J. C. MacKay
From all of us Scarborough girls, greetings and thanks. This task required two, working together, trusting each other. It required the us, not the I. For that is true love, is it not? -- Nancy Werlin
A hydrogen atom in a cell at the end of my nose was once part of an elephant's trunk. A carbon atom in my cardiac muscle was once in the tail of a dinosaur. -- Jostein Gaarder
Papa was no longer fixing a carburetor: he was setting up a greasy little Cuban missile base smack-dab in the middle of Mama's immaculate Washington, D.C. It was a flagrant act of war. -- David James Duncan
I enjoy punk, the attitude as well as the music, but I don't feel like I have to be a carbon copy of it and invite all this controversy just to be punk rock. -- Hayley Williams
The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff. -- Carl Sagan
I really don't want you to think of Qatar as a hydrocarbon country alone. We know that hydrocarbons will come and go. But education will stay. It is the most important thing for us. -- Hamad bin Khalifa Al Thani
Aunts offer kids an opportunity to try out ideas that don't chime with their parents and they also demonstrate that people can get on, love each other and live together without necessarily being carbon copies. -- Sara Sheridan
I was gaining weight very rapidly and read about the idea of restricting carbohydrates as an alternative to going hungry. I had a big appetite, so that was the only thing I would even consider. -- Robert Atkins
Dead isn't angels or ghosts. It's a physical state of breakdown, a change in all those carbon atoms that create the temporary house of a bodyso that they can return to their most elemental stage. -- Jodi Picoult

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