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I remember things that happened sixty years ago, but if you ask me where I left my car keys five minutes ago, that's sometimes a problem. -- Lou Thesz
Some people think my father was a spy, because of working for that government agency in Vietnam, but he can't find his car keys, much less keep a national secret. -- Lauren Graham
My worst habit is probably that I'm extremely messy. I'm a big scatter-brain - I'm always losing my car keys, or worse, forgetting where I parked my car in the car park. -- Georgia Salpa
I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don't know who got my moped, but I drove that Peugeot for years. -- Victoria Wood
I can't find my car keys in the morning. Trying to get out of my house is a nightmare. 'Where's my wallet? Where are my keys? I have to go find a missing person.' -- Anthony LaPaglia
The year most of my high school friends and I got our driver's permits, the coolest thing one could do was stand outside after school and twirl one's car keys like a lifeguard whistle. That jingling sound meant freedom and power. -- Sloane Crosley
Our children will outwit us if they want; for when it comes to technology, they hold the higher ground. Unlike other tools passed carefully and ceremonially from one generation to the next - the sharp scissors, the car keys - this is one they understand better than we do. -- Nancy Gibbs
I've lost my equilibrium, my car keys, and my pride. -- Tom Waits
What I'd really like, Dad, is to borrow the car keys. -- Harry Chapin
Never lend your car keys to someone you gave birth to. -- Danielle Steel
When children reach the age of sixteen, they discover the meaning of life: car keys. -- Erma Bombeck
Parents giving the keys to the car act as if they are giving the keys to the kingdom. -- William E. Rothschild
A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out. -- Henny Youngman
How much smaller the large places are once we're grown up, when we have car keys and credit cards. -- Mary Karr
I once locked my keys out of my car. I had to break out of my car with a coat hanger. -- Steven Wright
When I was 15, my parents left town for a month. They hid the keys to the car, but I found them... -- Danny Masterson
Have you ever noticed that salvation, much like your car keys, is usually found where and when you least expect it? (Acheron) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Dan was heading for the blue car in the driveway. He tossed Amy the car keys. "Don't drive like you! Make it fast! -- Peter Lerangis
I had to stop drinking alcohol because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass. -- Robin Williams
Ignisecond, n.: The overlapping moment of time when the hand is locking the car door even as the brain is saying, "my keys are in there!" -- Rich Hall
I never understood how men could remember all those details about sports but, yet, were incapable of remembering where they set their car keys or wallet. -- Tina Reber
Science is wonderful at explaining what science is wonderful at explaining, but beyond that it tends to look for its car keys where the light is good. -- Jonah Goldberg
I collect rare photographs... I have two... One of Houdini locking his keys in his car... the other is a rare picture of Norman Rockwell beating up a child. -- Steven Wright
There's no black male my age, who's a professional, who hasn't come out of a restaurant and is waiting for their car and somebody didn't hand them their car keys. -- Barack Obama
I like it when very little children think for themselves, because they do not have access to car keys or credit cards or crack pipes, but they have some really funny lines. -- Roseanne Barr
I firmly believe kids don't want your understanding. They want your trust, your compassion, your blinding love and your car keys, but you try to understand them and you're in big trouble. -- Erma Bombeck
I can't find my car keys in the morning. Trying to get out of my house is a nightmare. "Where's my wallet? Where are my keys? I have to go find a missing person." -- Anthony LaPaglia

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