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  • A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter. -- Morey Amsterdam
  • Then my first film was something called Cannibal Girls, which sounds like a horror movie but was actually kind of a goofy comedy with horror elements. Like a horror spoof. -- Ivan Reitman
  • I have been called a Rogue Elephant, a Cannibal Shark, and a crocodile. I am none the worse. I remain a caged, and rather sardonic, lion, in a particularly contemptible and ill-run zoo. -- Wyndham Lewis
  • Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork? -- Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
  • Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. -- Herman Melville
  • Genuine polemics approach a book as lovingly as a cannibal spices a baby. -- Walter Benjamin
  • The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats. -- Will Rogers
  • I didn't see my character, Core, as a cannibal but as somebody who is extremely passionate and who doesn't have any conscience. She takes her passion to its complete extreme. -- Beatrice Dalle
  • Anthony Hopkins says you just keep acting. Do it all the time and eventually it will happen. He got his break, after all, by taking a role nobody else wanted. A cannibal! -- Richard E. Grant
  • Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.. -- Stanislaw Lem
  • Can the cannibal speak in the name of those he ate? -- Bill Vaughan
  • Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork? -- Stanislaw Lem
  • If we can abandon our missionary zeal we have less chance of being eaten by cannibals. -- Carl Whitaker
  • But if you're gonna dine with them cannibals Sooner or later, darling, you're gonna get eaten . . . -- Nick Cave
  • Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals. -- Finley Peter Dunne
  • If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. -- H. L. Mencken
  • Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary. -- Oscar Wilde
  • The people of the future will say, 'meat-eaters!' in disgust and regard us in the same way that we regard cannibals and cannibalism. -- Dennis Weaver
  • I spent years working in low-budget horror films. When you've done 'Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death,' you can handle anything! -- Adrienne Barbeau
  • For what we are about to receive, Oh Lord 'tis Thee we thank,' said the cannibal as he cut a slice off the missionary's shank. -- Yip Harburg
  • ...the pepper is beginning to show signs of strain, and tonight should grace a salad. It has been suggested that I am a cannibal to eat my models. -- Edward Weston
  • In every civilized society there is found a race of men who retain the instincts of the aboriginal cannibal and live upon their fellow-men as a natural food. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton
  • He saw that science had become as great a hoax as religion, that nationalism was a farce, patriotism a fraud, education a form of leprosy, and that morals were for cannibals -- Henry Miller
  • It is easier to sail many thousand miles through cold and storm and cannibals, ina government ship, with five hundred men and boys to assist one, than it is to explore the private sea, the Atlantic and Pacific Ocean of one's being alone. -- Henry David Thoreau
  • I was raised in a tribal situation, among cannibal people. -- William P. Young
  • Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. -- Herman Melville
  • The Internet will win because it is relentless. Like a cannibal, it even turns on it own. Though early portals like Prodigy and AOL once benefited from their first-mover status, competitors surpassed them as technology and consumer preferences changed. -- John Sununu
  • Courage is walking naked through a cannibal village -- Sam Levenson
  • Every fight is a food fight when youre a cannibal. -- Demetri Martin
  • If you're a cannibal, an Olympic sprinter would be considered fast food. -- Jarod Kintz
  • We must redefine the word food, or we must redefine the word cannibal. -- Philip Wollen
  • ...for all his tattooings he was on the whole a clean, comely looking cannibal... -- Herman Melville
  • Learn how to smile in the cannibal pot and life will be so much easier. -- Alan Brennert
  • I was a cannibal for twenty-five years. For the rest I have been a vegetarian. -- George Bernard Shaw
  • You simply don't get to be wise, mature, etc., unless you've been a raving cannibal for thirty years or so. -- Doris Lessing
  • Every artist is a cannibal/every poet is a thief/all kill for inspiration/and then sing about the grief. -- Bono
  • Well, you're not [fat]. You have, like, the ideal balance of fat and muscle. ...If I were a cannibal, I'd eat you. -- Natasha Friend
  • Sometimes I wish I were a cannibal รข?? less for the pleasure of eating someone than for the pleasure of vomiting him. -- Emile M. Cioran
  • Love is when you suddenly wake up as a cannibal, and not just any old cannibal, or else wake up destined for devourment. -- Helene Cixous
  • If I had to do a record review, I'd say it's got a cannibal, consumption, obsessive, violent-sex, romance angle, but with an upbeat swing to it. -- Marilyn Manson
  • Come, my pretender, my fritter, my bubbler, my chicken biddy! Oh succulent one, it is but one turn in the road and I would be a cannibal! -- Anne Sexton
  • Heaven always bears some proportion to earth. The god of the cannibal will be a cannibal, of the crusades a crusader, and of the merchants a merchant. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • This means that I don't have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with me when the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal starts chasing us. -- Jim Benton
  • Did you know that mako shark fetuses eat each other in the womb?... Its true. Only cannibal fetuses survive to be born. Can you imagine if people were like that? -- Laini Taylor
  • It is easier for a cannibal to enter the Kingdom of Heaven through the eye of a rich man's needle that it is for any other foreigner to read the terrible German script. -- Mark Twain
  • Everything depends on the value we give to things. We are the ones who make morality and virtue. The cannibal who eats his neighbor is as innocent as the child who sucks his barley-sugar. -- Gustave Flaubert
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