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Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter. -- Charles M. Schulz
Truth-tellers are not always palatable. There is a preference for candy bars. -- Gwendolyn Brooks
If I played in New York, they'd name a candy bar after me. -- Reggie Jackson
No candy bars unless I've had a low blood sugar where I'm shaky -- Mary Tyler Moore
Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron. -- Glenn Beck
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. -- George Carlin
We went from candy bars, to handle bars, to hangin' in bars, to being behind bars -- MF Grimm
If you eat one less candy bar or donut a day, you're doing your body some good. -- Louise Hay
Any good Irwin can make going to the corner store for a candy bar and a Coke lood death defying and suicidal. -- Mira Grant
Whoever thought to name a candy bar Butterfinger has either never seen Last Tango In Paris or seen it far too many times. -- Dana Gould
I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late. -- Mitch Hedberg
I was just a kid. I think I stole a candy bar. I remember feeling so terrible. It was the worst shock. I was probably 7. That's my least favorite feeling: guilt. -- Amy Sedaris
I think it's sinful to give the audience material it knows already, whether the material is about race relations or the car culture or the depiction and placement of a candy bar. -- Manny Farber
I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential. -- Mitch Hedberg
Of course kids should pay taxes.Tell littlie johnny if he wants to ride his bicycle on the sidewalk instead of in the mud,he's got to pay3 more pennies when he buys a candy bar. -- Jim Rohn
October, baptize me with leaves! Swaddle me in corduroy and nurse me with split pea soup. October, tuck tiny candy bars in my pockets and carve my smile into a thousand pumpkins. O autumn! O teakettle! O grace! -- Rainbow Rowell
When I started Dylan's Candy Bar in 2001, I wanted it to be a place that merged my love of pop culture, fashion, art and music with candy. Since then, we have been fortunate to pioneer artistic partnerships with many legends. -- Dylan Lauren
He handed her the other half of his candy bar. She stared at it like it was a brick of gold. "I'm on a diet." But she took it. "A see-food diet, apparently. I see food and I eat it. -- Jill Shalvis
A $10 million windfall? At today's prices, I'd feel almost as rich as I did one day in 1936 when I found a dime on the sidewalk and blew the whole wad on 20 Mary Jane candy bars, a box of jujubes, and a double feature. -- Russell Baker
You're not looking for a partner," Ranger said. "You're looking for an enforcer. You hate to run. You must be worried about getting into that black dress. What did you eat just now? Piece of cake? Candy bar?" "Everything," I said. "I just ate everything. -- Janet Evanovich
We as parents are our children's first and best role models, and this is particularly true when it comes to their health. ...We can't lie around on the couch eating French fries and candy bars and expect our kids to eat carrots and run around the block. -- Michelle Obama
I don't really have one type favorite type of candy. When I was younger we used to always go to the rich neighborhoods where they give out the big candy bars, not the little fun-sized ones. We'd go back two and three times, hit them again and again. They didn't care and we loved it. -- Tony Harrison
There's a list of foods I can't have in the house. Peanut butter, can't have that in the house. Potato chips, can't have that in the house. Random little small mini candy bars, don't even think about it. I just have to watch everything. I have to stay between 1500 and 1600 calories a day. That's it. -- Richard Simmons
... man is eating the earth up like a candy bar. -- Anne Sexton
I like crazy, childlike, candy bar-filled cakes with gooey caramel, chocolate-covered nuts, marshmallows, and the like. -- Ron Ben-Israel
The Kit Kat candy bar has the name Kit Kat imprinted into the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! That's a clever chocolate-saving technique. -- Mitch Hedberg
Candy bar companies, through commercials, have tied their products to low-energy cues, transforming what was once a dessert into a pick-me-up for cubicle dwellers. -- Charles Duhigg
I thought I was eating a candy bar, but it turned out to be a yummy burrito. I was both disappointed and appointed at the same time. -- Jarod Kintz
Well, let's see, I found out Pagan has low blood sugar and becomes a complete b--witch if she doesn't eat a candy bar during a stressful moment. -- Abbi Glines
Aside from some extra fiber, eating two slices of whole wheat bread is really little different, and often worse, than drinking a can of sugar-sweetened soda or eating a sugary candy bar. -- William Davis

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