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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. -- Ogden Nash
Working with Candy Bergen was really wonderful. -- Jacqueline Bisset
I had a lot of fun working with John Candy. We had a pretty good rapport. -- Harold Ramis
More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady. -- Amy Sedaris
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. -- George Carlin
I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late. -- Mitch Hedberg
Candy Crowley's hair is PERFECT!! -- Andy Cohen
Candy is dandy but liqueur is quicker. -- Roald Dahl
Candy is my fuel. Ice cream, too. -- Jane Smiley
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. -- Ogden Nash
But he's Rachel Candy!" -Both Jenks and Al -- Kim Harrison
Love a man who'll bleed to make a point. (Candy) -- Richard Kadrey
Candy within reach and then I have to go on a diet. -- Steig Larsson
Candy is childhood, the best and bright moments you wish could have lasted forever. -- Dylan Lauren
You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. -- Ronald Reagan
Me and Mr. Brainwash in Toronto signing his mural at Hard Candy Fitness Opening! #artforfreedom -- Madonna Ciccone
I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy. -- Zach Galifianakis
I feel like a human pinata. The disappointing thing is, no candy is going to spill out. -- Katie Couric
I really liked John Candy in 'Planes, Trains & Automobiles.' He was so good in that movie. -- Bill Hader
The best thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. -- Rosecrans Baldwin
I feel that my ear candy is a little different from the ear candy most people are receiving right now. -- Bubba Sparxxx
Candy corn. For Halloween that is my favorite candy, but it doesn't come around that often and I like that. -- Daniel Jacobs
Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. -- Jamie Farr
After all, they'd be busy for a while, they were Candymakers now, and they had a whole lotta candy to make. -- Wendy Mass
People get passionate about a song. It's been my experience if you put out radio candy, something commercial, it doesn't sell records. -- Trace Adkins
I did shoplift but I didn't get in trouble for it. I shoplifted a lot when I was little. Candy. I would steal candy. -- Amy Sedaris
Candy bar companies, through commercials, have tied their products to low-energy cues, transforming what was once a dessert into a pick-me-up for cubicle dwellers. -- Charles Duhigg
Life is like Candyland, there are many paths to take, sometimes you run into Lord Licorice but the end will always be Candy Castle. -- Jack Barakat
I have a hard time defending the production of candy, given that it is basically crack for children and makes them dependent in unwholesome ways. -- Steve Almond
Candy apple red is my favorite color. It's a powerful color to wear. It's always been that way - I've always been really attracted to that color. -- Carly Rae Jepsen
If your gonna drop out of school - tough grades are not your goal - then change your name to Candy and learn to work a pole. -- Carlos Mencia
I think that people had this idea that I sat at home and sucked on lollipops and ate cotton candy while I watched cartoons - wearing a tiara. -- Anne Hathaway
The holy land was supposed to be spotless, a serious equivalent of Disneyland in which not a single candy wrapper is to stay on the ground for more than a few minutes. -- Marvin Olasky
I have to confess I can't have the holiday season without "Hard Candy Christmas". For some reason, it makes me think of the sticky ribbon candy bowl my mid-western grandma always had. -- Hank Stuever
The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker. -- Ogden Nash
I've always loved words. I ate up all the books I could get my hands on, and when I couldn't get books, I read candy wrappers and labels on cereal and toothpaste boxes. -- Judy Holliday
I wasn't good at being affable. You get beyond that and realise the attraction in any human being has more to do with what they give to someone rather than just being face candy. -- Alison Moyet
I am a cynical optimist. Big opening weekends are like cotton candy. The films you will remember over time are the films that stick in the consciousness of the audience in a good way. -- Robert Redford
How to Avoid Pleurisy: Never make love to a girl named Candy on the tailgate of a half-ton Ford pickup during a chill rain in April out on Grandview Point in San Juan County, Utah. -- Edward Abbey
My father was in the civil service. I can remember standing in a bus shelter in the pouring rain, and that we were allowed candy floss at the end of the holiday if we had behaved. -- Honor Blackman
Most American Jews came from the lower middle classes, and therefore they brought with them not a lot of Jewish culture. The American Jewish story starts with Ellis Island, and the candy store in the Bronx. -- Arthur Hertzberg
It seems like a totally gratuitous myth to tell people a giant rabbit comes round at night leaving candy in a haphazard way around the house... and the cover shows the bunny caught in the act. -- Todd Rundgren
I'm fishing for men with a certain kind of bait, and the bait that I am offering is not a candy; it's a very specific thing that I'm offering, which is a deep gospel and a deep conversion. -- Larry Norman
I started a radio show where I interviewed comics.And I interviewed Leno and Seinfeld and John Candy and Father Guido Sarducci and Garry Shandling, all when I was 16.And they kind of told me what to do. -- Judd Apatow
Well in the history of the See's Candy Company they always say, "I never did it before, and I'm never going to do it again." And we cashier them. It would be evil not to, because terrible behavior spreads. -- Charlie Munger
I had a portable 8-track player under all my ramps, cranking one of my four 8-tracks - Cars/'Candy-O,' Ramones/'Road To Ruin,' Cheap Trick/'Heaven Tonight' and the first Devo record. I don't remember skating without music. -- Jeff Ament
When I started Dylan's Candy Bar in 2001, I wanted it to be a place that merged my love of pop culture, fashion, art and music with candy. Since then, we have been fortunate to pioneer artistic partnerships with many legends. -- Dylan Lauren
I would like to play an average guy. I would have loved to play opposite John Candy in a movie. That was my dream for a long time, and sadly, now I can never realize that. But I'd like to do comedy. -- Warwick Davis
You can choose who you want to be the hero [in Hard Candy], but youll be second-guessing yourself -- theres just no right answer. Our society is obsessed with finding good and finding evil, but I think were all capable of anything. -- Ellen Page
The great thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. And all Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. -- Rosecrans Baldwin
I find solace in animals. I have got a stray dog at home called Candy. I picked it up while I was waiting at the airport one day. I always wanted to have a 'macho' dog but got this sweet little thing instead. -- Randeep Hooda
Then you have to be with somebody who understands your job. Understands there are gonna be dollybirds going, 'Hi I'm Candy,' and be prepared to ignore that. And also be prepared to be there when you get home. That's a difficult job. -- Jay Kay
Julie Christie, I used to hang out with her. She was friends with Richard Pryor and Warren Beatty and all of them. There was a club in Beverly Hills called the Candy Store, a private club. I used to hang out with them all. -- Paul Mooney
You're not looking for a partner," Ranger said. "You're looking for an enforcer. You hate to run. You must be worried about getting into that black dress. What did you eat just now? Piece of cake? Candy bar?" "Everything," I said. "I just ate everything. -- Janet Evanovich
I don't deal with death very well. My brother, John Candy, my dad, my mom, Brandon Tartikoff just a couple of weeks ago. I mean, you lose a lot of people in your life, and that's one thing I am constantly working on - pain management. -- James Belushi
I play golf, and I play chess, and sometimes I go to the gym. On the airplane or between acts when I do the performance, I play Candy Crush to forget what happens around me, just to be alone, not thinking... You need to clear your brain. -- Ildar Abdrazakov
Because we have so much eye candy and mind candy, spending so much time trying to pay the rent, all of this conspires to keep us from thinking too hard or taking action from that. Our time is stolen. So much of our daily life is stolen. -- Lydia Lunch
Thanks for treating me like, you know, a person through all this shit. I know that isn't always easy. (Stark)You do have a habit of pissing on other people's welcome mats. But, when a gentleman gives you a booty call to a massacre, it's easy to forgive. Ciao. (Candy) -- Richard Kadrey
I can't be the candy queen forever. -- Katy Perry
I only eat candy on Halloween. No lie. -- Michael Trevino
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. -- Lewis Black
There's no denying that candy is comfort food and it's affordable. -- Dylan Lauren
Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want. -- Ryan Gosling
I started eating healthier. I actually gave up fast food. I gave up candy and potato chips and everything else. I started watching what I ate. -- Ryan Lochte
It's easier to sell cotton candy than it is to sell broccoli to somebody, but the broccoli is better for you, and the same thing with a limited government. -- Marco Rubio
In the hot summer months, popsicles are a perfect way to cool down while enjoying a delicious, fruity treat. Frozen, refreshing, mouth-friendly candy on a stick cannot get any better... or can it? -- Marcus Samuelsson
It was very much like Norman Rockwell: small town America. We walked to school or rode our bikes, stopped at the penny candy store on the way home from school, skated on the pond. -- Dorothy Hamill
I like sugar, be it candy, this season's pumpkin chocolate chip bars, or wine. Sugar is bad for me. It just sits on my tummy, causing my middle child Esme to ask if we are having a fourth baby. Rude! -- Alicia Coppola
I have never denied my background or my culture. I have taught my child to embrace her Mexican heritage, to love my first language, Spanish, to learn about Mexican history, music, folk art, food, and even the Mexican candy I grew up with. -- Salma Hayek
School is where children spend most of their time, and it is where we lay the foundation for healthy habits. That's why New Jersey is the first state to adopt a comprehensive school nutrition policy that bans candy, soda, and other junk food. -- Richard J. Codey
On Halloween, don't you know back when you were little, your mom tells you don't eat any candy until she checks it? I used to be so tempted to eat my candy on the way to other people's houses. That used to be such a tease. -- Derrick Rose
I had been terrified of Halloween my entire adult life. Loved it as a kid, but the minute I got out of college, there were little kids at my door demanding candy, which, No. 1, I couldn't afford, and, No. 2, if I had candy, it would be mine. -- Jen Lancaster
Never in a million years would I want to live at Versailles with Marie Antoinette or anybody else. I hate to tell you this but I did not even like visiting Versailles. I found it just too ornate. It was like a complete diet of cotton candy, marzipan, and whipped cream. -- Kathryn Lasky
Many parents and teachers have become irritated to the point of distraction at the way the weed-style growth of 'like' has spread through the idiom of the young. And it's true that in some cases the term has become simultaneously a crutch and a tic, driving out the rest of the vocabulary as candy expels vegetables. -- Christopher Hitchens
The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America that's never been advertised. And there's a reason. All of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. And so, since nobody eats that stuff, every year there's a ton of it left over. -- Lewis Black
I'm reading a lot of different books, but I always think I have to switch it up a little bit. It's like food - everything in moderation, same with my books, same with my reading. You read books that are good for you and you learn a lot of stuff, then you read 'Fifty Shades of Grey,' which is like candy. -- Shay Mitchell
Sour Patch, Swedish Fish. I love candy, man. I can't go without candy. And when I'm recording, I always have a TV on with cartoons - on mute, though. When I'm recording, I like to look at the TV now and then and see some crazy, wacky stuff. When you're thinking creative, it just keeps you creative. Everybody got their way of making music. -- Tyga
Never take candy from strangers. -- Rita Rudner
I love any kind of candy. -- Kris Allen
Sugar candy tasted better than bitter truth. -- Toba Beta
The intelligent desire self-control; children want candy. -- Rumi
I'm not really a big candy eater. -- Brittany Murphy
I'm not an eye-candy kind of girl. -- Olivia Thirlby
And I provide much- needed eye candy. -- Veronica Roth
Fablehaven's awesome!!so is the candy shop war! -- Brandon Mull
Consider me your candy stripper... I mean striper. -- Simone Elkeles
I remember candy rationing until I was, like, 7. -- Tim Curry
JUST LIKE CANDY is a delicious, decadent treat. -- Cheyenne McCray
It's clear, it's fresh, like a mint candy. -- Margaret Atwood
Cotton candy. Like eating a cloud of diabetes. -- Dana Gould
I have to have the cotton candy shipped in. -- Meg White
I was never into candy and games and clowns. -- Harry Shearer
I painted billboards above every candy store in Brooklyn. -- James Rosenquist
Really sucked the red off of all my candy. -- Faith Hunter
the moon rattles like a fragment of angry candy -- e. e. cummings
She my candy girl My favorite in the world. -- G-Eazy
... man is eating the earth up like a candy bar. -- Anne Sexton
The next morning dawned bright and sweet, like ribbon candy. -- Sarah Addison Allen
A lollipop is a cross between hard candy and garbage. -- Mitch Hedberg
My scalp tingled like Christmas candy on a cold tongue. -- Amber Dermont
Advertising shouldn't be like medicine. It should be like candy. -- Jeff Goodby
One can live without candy, but one cannot live without bullets. -- Kim Jong Il
You make me feel like a candy apple, red and horny. -- Paula Cole
The library is like a candy store where everything is free. -- Jamie Ford
Stick to life, just like a baby sticking to a candy! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
See's candy company was the first high-quality business we ever bought. -- Charlie Munger
I love eating junk food. I'm a huge snacker, chips and candy. -- Jeremy Lin
Truth-tellers are not always palatable. There is a preference for candy bars. -- Gwendolyn Brooks
Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter. -- Charles M. Schulz
The water was glassy and calm, still candy-colored in the afterglow of sunset. -- Stephen King
These heels are candy for the feet; theyâ??re for pleasure, not practicality. -- Christian Louboutin
Cotton candy is the most amazing form of caramelization ever invented by man. -- Jose Andres Puerta
I imagine the whole universe moving into hell because of licking God's candy. -- Michael Bassey Johnson
Cotton candy is the most amazing form of caramelization ever invented by man. -- Jose Andres Puerta
Why was so much evil pleasant, pretty on the outside, like poisoned candy? -- Laurell K. Hamilton
I imagine the whole universe moving into hell because of licking God's candy. -- Michael Bassey Johnson
We don't want any candy stripes on our uniforms. These are work clothes. -- Darrell Royal
The Rock is going to lay the smacketh down on your candy ass! -- Dwayne Johnson
I don't want people to feel like they'd overdosed on too much candy. -- Mat McNerney
Thereâ??s nothing as cozy as a piece of candy and a book. -- Betty MacDonald

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