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  • Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. -- Robin Williams
  • I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. -- George Best
  • Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. -- Tommy Douglas
  • I don't even know what street Canada is on. -- Al Capone
  • Canada is the linchpin of the English-speakin g world -- Winston Churchill
  • It is wonderful to feel the grandness of Canada in the raw. -- Emily Carr
  • When I'm in Canada, I feel this is what the world should be like. -- Jane Fonda
  • I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. -- Jon Stewart
  • The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff. -- Britney Spears
  • Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain. -- Pierre Trudeau
  • There are no limits to the majestic future which lies before the mighty expanse of Canada with its virile, aspiring, cultured, and generous-hearted people. -- Winston Churchill
  • When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, 'Well, what do you need?' -- Steven Wright
  • If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose. -- Mira Grant
  • I love Canada, always. -- Melanie Fiona
  • I'm world-famous ... all over Canada. -- Mordecai Richler
  • I want my Canada back! -- Justin Trudeau
  • Canada was built on dead beavers. -- Margaret Atwood
  • Scotland is the Canada of England! -- Rainn Wilson
  • Without Montreal, Canada would be hopeless. -- Anthony Bourdain
  • The twentieth century belongs to Canada. -- Wilfrid Laurier
  • Hip-hop was super-exotic to us in Canada. -- Nelly
  • Canada's the best country in the world. -- Justin Bieber
  • Canada can be tough for urban music. -- Melanie Fiona
  • Canada is a vast and empty country. -- Stephen Harper
  • Canada and space are a natural fit. -- Marc Garneau
  • I look at Canada like a second home. -- Prince Andrew
  • A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada. -- Samantha Bee
  • The huge advantage of Canada is its backwardness. -- Marshall McLuhan
  • Canada is the greatest nation in this country. -- Allan A. Lamport
  • Canada is a big part of my life. -- Gail Simmons
  • God bless America. But God, please help Canada. -- Christopher Titus
  • I always thought of this as God's country. -- Jack Granatstein
  • Canada, or as i call them, America Light. -- Christian Finnegan
  • Canada is free and freedom is its nationality, -- Wilfrid Laurier
  • Canada is so far away it hardly exists. -- Jorge Luis Borges
  • My first trip to Canada has been great! -- Cody Simpson
  • Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. -- Kim Campbell
  • Growing up in Canada, I didn't watch football much. -- Sidney Crosby
  • The quality of health care in Canada is excellent. -- Michael Douglas
  • The genius of Canada remains essentially a deflationary genius. -- Jan Morris
  • The jackasses at Elections Canada are out of control. -- Stephen Harper
  • When I started in Canada, I just did stand-up. -- Norm MacDonald
  • Canada is useful only to provide me with furs. -- Madame de Pompadour
  • I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. -- Britney Spears
  • There are a lot of top-notch shows in Canada. -- David Alpay
  • They must be doing something right up there in Canada. -- Hugh Hefner
  • I very much like "Canada, the adults are talking" stance. -- Tucker Carlson
  • Gorgeous day here in Chicago. Sure is better than Canada. -- CM Punk
  • I had no idea Canada could be so much fun. -- Bruce Willis
  • Canada has become such a staging area for Chinese money. -- Kevin Kwan
  • It's past time the feds scrapped the Canada Health Act. -- Stephen Harper
  • America gets rock stars a little more than Canada does. -- Sebastian Bach
  • Air Canada. That's a good name for a Canadian airline. -- Johnny Carson
  • Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. -- John W. Dawson
  • One of the cool, chaste countries - Canada or Sweden. -- John Updike
  • In Canada, Defending Girls from Islamic Honor Killings Is 'Racist' -- Pamela Geller
  • Canada doesn't stand behind Israel; we stand shoulder-to-shoulder with it. -- John Baird
  • I used to do tech support for MSN in Canada. -- Cory Monteith
  • The mighty voice of Canada will ever call to me. -- Arthur Conan Doyle
  • When I think of Canada I think of tonic water. -- Dudley Moore
  • Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better. -- George W. Bush
  • My plan was to stay in Canada to make films. -- Ted Kotcheff
  • Canada must be progressive, and Canada must be a just society. -- Justin Trudeau
  • In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. -- Mordecai Richler
  • Canada is seen to some as a confederation of shopping centres. -- Pierre Trudeau
  • There are no benefactors in Canada because there is no incentive. -- Lara St. John
  • There are a lot of slutty girls in Canada. Eleven-year-old sluts. -- Michael Cera
  • The single greatest moment of my life happened in Toronto, Canada! -- Randy Orton
  • I love being backstage, or doing littler things like Blame Canada. -- Robin Williams
  • I want history to jump on Canada's spine with sharp skates. -- Leonard Cohen
  • I probably fly twice a week, within Canada and the States. -- Jim Pattison
  • Canada has always been there to help people who need it. -- Justin Trudeau
  • Canada's Far North is where I knew I had to go. -- Bern Will Brown
  • I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. -- Ellen Page
  • I think if Donald Trump won, I would move to Canada. -- Bill Goldberg
  • I want my own country, not against Canada but for Quebec. -- Gilles Duceppe
  • If Canada were really that great, it would be a state. -- Daniel Tosh
  • Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. -- Craig Ferguson
  • You can't stand up for Canada with a banana for a backbone. -- John Diefenbaker
  • I think Canada, our industry is still somewhat based in America's industry. -- Scott Speedman
  • For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. -- Sidney Altman
  • The biggest risk to Quebec isn't sovereignty. It is staying in Canada. -- Pauline Marois
  • Rich by nature, poor by policy' might be written over Canada's door. -- Goldwin Smith
  • I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. -- Larry the Cable Guy
  • Montreal, this wonderful town"¦ Pearl of Canada, Pearl of the world. -- Mikhail Gorbachev
  • Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. -- Jack Layton
  • An optimist in Canada is someone who think things could be worse -- Preston Manning
  • I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. -- Patti LaBelle
  • I feel very deeply for Canada, and l believe most Canadians do. -- Pierre Trudeau
  • The opportunities to become an astronaut in Canada were far and few. -- Julie Payette
  • Canada's most important -- that is to say consequential -- modern voice. -- Robin Blaser
  • I was totally unknown in the television and film industry in Canada. -- Samantha Bee
  • Every single comedian in Canada is now living in the United States. -- Tucker Carlson
  • Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall. -- Evan Esar
  • In Pierre Trudeau, Canada has finally produced a Prime Minister worthy of assassination. -- John Diefenbaker
  • I'm at the National Theatre School, which is like the Juilliard of Canada. -- Jake Epstein
  • We already get more energy from Canada than from any other foreign country. -- Paul Cellucci
  • Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. -- Preston Manning
  • America and Canada are the best friends. We've always been the best friends. -- Rick Mercer
  • You grow up skinny in Canada; in working-class Montreal, you're definitely the underdog. -- Jay Baruchel
  • Our expanding Canadian operations are concrete evidence of General Motors confidence in Canada. -- Charles E. Wilson
  • Washington is dangerously positioned between two Canadas, Canada Canada and California's Canada, Oregon. -- Stephen Colbert
  • I really think Canada should get over to Iraq as quickly as possible. -- Paul Martin
  • My parents migrated to Canada in 1876, and I decided to go with them. -- Stephen Leacock
  • Canada I don't trust. The Canadian government hates me more than the Japanese. -- Paul Watson
  • Canada entered World War I as a colony and came out a nation... -- Bruce Hutchison
  • I live in Canada in the summer and some time in the fall. -- Dan Aykroyd
  • Another turn in my life happened when I took on the Canada Council. -- Maureen Forrester
  • Michael Cera was born in Canada in 1988 at the tender age of zero. -- Michael Cera
  • Canada is a live country - live, but not, like the States, kicking. -- Rupert Brooke
  • I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada. -- Ryan Stiles
  • Canada? Why would I want to leave America just to visit America, Jr.? -- Homer
  • What part of Canada are you from, honey?" "THE LEFT PART," said Jay. -- Adam Rex
  • If it were up to me, every job would be somewhere in Canada. -- Jay Baruchel
  • Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada -- Ted Nugent
  • When I was in Canada, I had a lot of time to think. -- Doug Sahm
  • I'd be prouder still to say I was Canada's 10th woman prime minister. -- Kim Campbell
  • I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. -- Brendan Behan
  • There can be no dedication to Canada's future without a knowledge of its past. -- John Diefenbaker
  • I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. -- Joel Madden
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