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Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. -- Dave Barry
Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? -- Jessica Simpson
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. -- Dave Barry
Millions of Americans each year use our national forests to go hiking, fishing, hunting, camping, swimming, horseback riding, and canoeing. -- Ric Keller
Living inside the shuttle was a little like camping out. We ended up sleeping in our seats. You had to pay attention to housekeeping, not get things too dirty. -- Robert Crippen
When I was younger, my family would go camping and fishing on our ranches. My dad loves being around all kinds of animals. He's the one who got me to be a really big animal lover. -- Paris Hilton
I'm really an outdoorsy girl. People think I can't go anywhere without getting all primped up, but I love to go camping, and I'm totally fine with not doing my hair or makeup, not taking a shower and just hiking. -- Vanessa Hudgens
Another thing I like to do is sit back and take in nature. To look at the birds, listen to their singing, go hiking, camping and jogging and running, walking along the beach, playing games and sometimes being alone with the great outdoors. It's very special to me. -- Larry Wilcox
Camping is something I've done all my life. -- Stefanie Powers
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business -- Dave Barry
If you're not in New York, you're camping out. -- Thomas E. Dewey
I went camping for 33 days, and now everybody seems to care. -- Colleen Haskell
Camping in the backyard last night for Father's Day! Wrestling, stories, s'mores...it was awesome! -- Drew Brees
I, more or less, love camping out, so I dug it, but I didn't enjoy other people's pain. -- Casper Van Dien
We now no longer camp as for a night, but have settled down on earth and forgotten heaven. -- Henry David Thoreau
Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. -- Garrison Keillor
It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. -- Dave Barry
Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. -- Yvonne Prinz
Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared. -- Jack Handey
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. -- George Carlin
Following my junior year in high school, I went on a camping trip through Russia in a group led by Horst Momber, a young language teacher from Roosevelt. -- Peter Agre
Any man, in the right situation, is capable of murder. But not any man is capable of being a good camper. So, murder and camping are not as similar as you might think. -- Jack Handey
The fire is the main comfort of the camp, whether in summer or winter, and is about as ample at one season as at another. It is as well for cheerfulness as for warmth and dryness. -- Henry David Thoreau
It was at the beginning of all this tabloid frenzy. Our garbage was being gone through, and we were involved in all these chases getting home, and people camping out on our property to get pictures. -- Lauren Holly
But the place which you have selected for your camp, though never so rough and grim, begins at once to have its attractions, and becomes a very centre of civilization to you: "Home is home, be it never so homely." -- Henry David Thoreau
I married a woman who loves to camp, and I am what you would call "indoorsy"... My wife always brings up, "Camping's a tradition in my family." Hey, it was a tradition in everyone's family 'til we came up with the house. -- Jim Gaffigan
I was a Scout years ago, before the movement started, when my father took me fishing, camping and hunting. Then I was sorry that more girls could not have what I had. When I learned of the movement, I thought, here is what I always wanted other girls to have. -- Lou Henry Hoover
Come to the woods, for here is rest. There is no repose like that of the green deep woods. Here grow the wallflower and the violet. The squirrel will come and sit upon your knee, the logcock will wake you in the morning. Sleep in forgetfulness of all ill. Of all the upness accessible to mortals, there is no upness comparable to the mountains. -- John Muir
I hate camping, but I love summer camp. -- Zooey Deschanel
If you're not in New York, you're camping out. -- Thomas E. Dewey
My camping days are over, but I might consider glamping. -- Christine Feehan
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition -- Dave Barry
A perfect day would be to get into the car, drive out to Yosemite and go camping. -- Michael Steger
My sport is biking. I'm not much of a gym person, but I like being outside - hiking, canoeing, camping. -- Diane Kruger
She had the loaded handbag of someone who camps out and seldom goes home, or who imagines life must be full of emergencies -- Mavis Gallant
I've been camping and stuff, but if you left me in the woods I'd probably just curl up and cry until someone found me. -- Norman Reedus
I never camped as a kid, but I really got into camping and sleeping outdoors. I've also done some amazing river floats in New Mexico and Idaho. It's peaceful and awesome. -- Conor Oberst
My earliest memory from childhood is of fishing with my father. And I remember vividly we were in a store, and we were buying a pup tent to go on our first camping trip. -- David Suzuki
I went camping in the Maasai Mara and we moved site every night. I had no idea how spectacular it would be, how removed from ordinary life, or how many animals we would see. -- Georgina Chapman
The normal storyline of a horror film or a slasher film is the young, beautiful college folks go camping and get systematically killed by the person in a mask. So that's how it normally is. -- John Schneider
October of 2011, Occupy protestors descended upon McPherson Square, and they decided to stay. Despite the clear language of the law, these protestors camped at McPherson Square with the definition of camping being sleeping or preparing to sleep. -- Trey Gowdy
For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writers' block, too. For a bit longer relaxation, I enjoy camping. Just being in the wilderness, with no phones or computers or anything I have to do really refreshes my spirit. -- Ellen Hopkins
Some people think that going on a caravan holiday is a slightly more upscale version of camping. Let me assure you, it is much better than that. You know that you will have your creature comforts wherever you are. I never have to pack light, and I can put the kettle on in any location. -- Margaret Beckett
I went camping one time when I was twelve, to the Great Lakes. My friend stepped in really deep muddy water and started screaming and sinking. My mom ran up, and I was just standing there a foot away and wouldn't stick out my hand to pull him up. So I'm probably not the best person to take on a camping trip. -- Norman Reedus
When Reg died and we first looked into getting a new dog, I was adamant we should pick up a mongrel from an animal-rescue shelter. It's not only that they're usually healthier and have better temperaments, they also fit with my world view - I prefer a ballpoint to a fountain pen, a barber to a hair stylist, and camping over glamping. -- Mark Barrowcliffe
I accidentally brought my graphing calculator camping. -- Ian Anderson
Canoe + waterfall = I don't go camping anymore. -- Demetri Martin
I like golf, hiking, camping, boating and fishing. -- Bryan Clay
When homeless people go camping, how do they know? -- Dana Gould
love is like Someone is camping in your head -- Helen Fisher
Canoe plus waterfall equals I don't go camping anymore. -- Demetri Martin
Do not collaborate with someone you would not go camping with. -- Dan Poynter
World Christians are heaven's expatriates, camping where the Kingdom is best served. -- David Bryant
The war against war is going to be no holiday excursion or camping party. -- William James
If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house? -- Jim Gaffigan
I like reading, writing, hiking, camping, free running, surfing, rock climbing, long boarding, and so much more. -- Nolan Gould
My hobbies are mountain biking, horseback riding and packing, canoeing and kayaking, hiking, camping, cooking, and skiing. -- Douglas Preston
I found Elvis on the Internet, I went camping with a young cadet, he showed me his bayonet. -- Mary Chapin Carpenter
Jews don't camp...The last time the Jews went camping, they spent forty years wandering in the desert. -- Daniel Silva
I'm tired of being set upon by crazed Christians one minute and unbridled libertines the next. Girls, I'm going camping. -- Bailey White
Nature's beauty never fails to fill me with a sense of wonder and awe, and still, I refuse to go camping. -- Dov Davidoff
I am not a person of nature. I love to think of myself as one, but I've never even gone camping. -- Mila Kunis
I am a big fan of the night shoots, as tough as they are, because they have almost a camping trip feel. -- Drew Roy
I think camping is one of those things where if you're forced into it as a child, you'll probably hate it as an adult. -- Jeremy Irvine
I've got two shirts still missing from the Bahamas. I'm sure they are part of a youth camping programme somewhere in Tanzania by now. -- David Lange
I'd like to go on a hardcore safari in Africa, something off the beaten track with anti-poaching people and camping out in the savannah. -- Dominic Monaghan
Mom, camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. -- Yvonne Prinz
Just got back from a 5 day camping trip. No phones, no Internet, no problem. It was great. Now time for a hot shower. I absolutely reek! -- Cody Walker
the Coleman lantern is the symbol of the camping craze that is currently sweeping America, with its unholy white light burning in the forests of America. -- Richard Brautigan
I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake. -- Steven Wright
When a black person has no electricity, no water, they call it the ghetto. When white people have no electricity and no water, they call it camping. -- Carlos Mencia
I have this dream of what I ultimately want my life to be like, and it involves a lot of quaint activities like cooking and canoeing and camping and hiking. -- Hannah Kearney
Take your tent and go for the camping! You are dying in the cities! Thousands of stars, hundreds of birds, tens of flowers are waiting for you to heal you! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
We're not much of a camping family. When I was in Cub Scouts, we went camping once, and my dad snored the whole time and kept me up. It wasn't that fun. -- Chandler Riggs
I enjoy doing fun things outdoors with my son to stay in shape. We like camping together. After a weekend in the woods, I'm sorer than after a week at the gym! -- Beth Riesgraf
Some friendships are formed by a commonality of interests and ideas: you both love judo or camping or making your own sausage. Other friendships are forged in alliance against a common enemy. -- David Sedaris
I grew up camping with my family. We took so many trips. We had an RV, actually, when we were growing up. We did a ton of camping trips and went across the country. -- Kirsten Lepore
If I went on vacation, I'd rather go camping than stay in some four-star hotel... My friends treat me the same at home. They just want to sit down with you and have a beer. -- Travis Fimmel
Lake Pend Oreille is definitely my favorite place to be while in Sandpoint. I love to get out on a boat to enjoy water sports, camping, fishing, or just to relax and catch a sunset. -- Nate Holland

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