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Hey! Shouts Camel. There ain't no woman in the world worth two bottles of whiskey! -- Sara Gruen
When I got to Grinnell College, I was part of the black turtleneck sweater and Camel cigarette crowd of poets and writers. -- Peter Coyote
Camel trips, as I suspected all along, and as I was about to have confirmed, do not being or end: they mere change form. -- Robyn Davidson
Sometimes it isn't easy to be sane, smart, and responsible. Sometimes it sucks. Sucks wang. Camel wang. But that doesn't turn wrong into right or stupid into smart. -- Jim Butcher
Here I am flying high over enemy lines in my Sopwith Camel searching for the Red Baron. Who's that behind me? It's the Red Baron! He has me in his sights! Give my regards to Broadway. -- Charles M. Schulz
I'd like to know why sociologists can't decide whether movie sex and violence has any effect on children, but there's a universal consensus that even a glimpse of a Camel will force children to become lifelong smokers. -- Jonah Goldberg
I take pleasure in the little things. Double cheeseburgers, those are good, the sky ten minutes before it rains,the moment your laugh turns into a cackle. And I sit here, and smoke my Camel straights, and I ride my own melt. -- Ethan Hawke
No one smokes because they like the way it tastes. If we did, they'd make cigarette-flavored cookies, candy, ice cream. What is this? Marlboro fudge with nuts? Give me a scoop of that, willya? She's gonna have the Menthol Swirl with the Camel chip. -- Kevin Pollak
A camel is a horse designed by committee. -- Alec Issigonis
A camel makes an elephant feel like a jet plane. -- Jackie Kennedy
There are worse things than being called 'the camel lady,' I suppose. -- Robyn Davidson
To get into Afghanistan, I bribed my way into a camel caravan of smugglers. -- Gary Jennings
I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color. -- Amy Sedaris
After thirty years of being 'the camel lady,' believe me: One becomes inured to the spotlight. -- Robyn Davidson
Sooner will a camel pass through a needle's eye than a great man be 'discovered' by an election. -- Adolf Hitler
There is no logical reason why the camel of great art should pass through the needle of mob intelligence. -- Rebecca West
Then when Gladys Knight came in to do my songs that was the straw that broke the camel's back. -- Brenda Holloway
Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. -- Gilbert K. Chesterton
It's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to make a blues record. -- Hugh Laurie
When I take action, I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It's going to be decisive. -- George W. Bush
Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel. -- David Letterman
At twenty a man is a peacock, at thirty a lion, at forty a camel, at fifty a serpent, at sixty a dog, at seventy an ape, at eighty a nothing at all. -- Baltasar Gracian
I heard someone say that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to get into heaven. I decided to sculpt camels in a needle. -- Willard Wigan
I still believe the lessons I learned when I was raised in a Roman Catholic household. Like, it's harder for a rich man to get into Heaven than for a camel to go through the eye of a needle. -- Michael Moore
If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, an ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed and as quickly as possible and burned. -- Ruhollah Khomeini
They sit there in committees day after day, And they each put in a color and it comes out gray. And we all have heard the saying, which is true as well as witty, That a camel is a horse that was designed by a committee. -- Allan Sherman
I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. -- Jesus Christ
In an enclosed space, a camel's breath can change the atmosphere of the room. Not only just the smell, they literally seem to change the atmospheric pressure. It's so disgusting. It's like they have eight stomachs each more rancid then the next and it just comes out of their mouth. -- Steve Carell
I used to think I was ugly. I thought I looked like a camel. A person who doesn't love themselves, they will see anything that pops up on their face. I've seen squirrels, I've seen a bird, and I've seen all kinds of animals on my face. But that is the result of self-hate. I've learned to say: 'You know what? I am a beautiful black woman'. -- Mary J. Blige
....and your stupid camel mask... -- Dean Ambrose
It is the last straw that breaks the camel's back. -- Charles Dickens
Don't worry girls ... I have the bladder of a camel ... -- Joanne McClean
He runs like a camel. A really pissed off camel. -- Art Donovan
Love and pregnancy and riding on a camel cannot be hid -- Dave Barry
Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel.' Sign in Skardu -- Greg Mortenson
Death is a black camel, which kneels at the gates of all. -- Abdelkader El Djezairi
A camel looks like a horse that was planned by a committee. -- Alec Issigonis
the arabs are a backward people who eat nothing but camel dung. -- Winston Churchill
Tie your camel up as best you can, and then trust it to Providence. -- Nazr Mohammed
We had too much camel in the fridge, so I tried some ways to preserve it -- Otto Goebel
Many people still believe that tough guymeans having a camel type muscles rather than a lion heart. -- M.F. Moonzajer
Why did one straw break the camel's back? Here's the secret: The million other straws underneath it. -- Mos Def
The America's Cup, yachting's great and garish grail, is a tumorous tureen no handsomer than a camel. -- Tom Callahan
A camel that always moves with the camel caravan cannot discover the beauties of the unknown oases! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
We don't like flowers that do not wilt; they must die, and nine she-camel hairs aid memory. -- Marianne Moore
Known to act a donkey on the camel-toe, then take the camel-toe and turn it into casserole -- 2 Chainz
Expediency is a law of nature. The camel is a wonderful animal, but the desert made the camel. -- Benjamin Disraeli
Passion in a dromedary doesn't go so deep; a camel when it's mating never sobs itself to sleep. -- Noel Coward
Sooner will a camel pass through a needle's eye than a great man be "discovered" by an election. -- Adolf Hitler
First the fish needs to say: Somethin' ain't right about this CAMEL ride...and I'm feeling so damned THIRSTY. -- H?fez
Critic, relent!Your hope for repentanceWill meet with disapppointment.For this is the life,Not desert tents,Not camel's milk! -- Abu Nuwas
I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe. -- Kristen Schaal
Take my camel, dear,' said my aunt Dot, climbing down from that animal on her return from high Mass. -- Rose Macaulay
I smoke so much. Three packs a day... I went to the bathroom, a camel came out of my ass. -- Dave Attell
Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. -- Gilbert K. Chesterton
The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you? -- Ogden Nash
I have often found a small stream at its fountain-head, that, when followed up, carried away the camel with his load. -- Saadi
When I want to draw a camel I no longer limit myself, as I once did, to looking only at camels. -- Jean Dubuffet
I refer to jet lag as 'jet-psychosis - there's an old saying that the spirit cannot move faster than a camel. -- Spalding Gray
The camel has his virtues - so much at least must be admitted; but they do not lie upon the surface. -- Amelia B. Edwards
You walk into the room like a camel and then put your eyes in your pockets and your nose on the ground. -- Bob Dylan
A peasant can no more help believing in a traditional superstition than a horse can help trembling when be sees a camel. -- George Eliot
A camel is a horse designed by a committee and a committee's a sweet running piece of machinery compared to any government. -- Gordon R. Dickson
The camel has evolved to be relatively self-sufficient. On the other hand, the camel has not evolved to smell good. Neither has Perl. -- Larry Wall
You could give us a hand instead of staring into space like a constipated camel," Terry Tarsal rudley broke into Marcia's spinning thoughts. -- Angie Sage
It's the oasis," said the camel driver. "Well, why don't we go there right now?" the boy asked. "Because we have to sleep. -- Paulo Coelho
The most repulsive thing you could ever imagine is the inside of a camel's mouth. That and watching a girl eat octopus or squid. -- Marlon Brando
The difference between camels and men; a camel can work a week and not drink; a man can drink a week and not work. -- Julian Tuwim
There are surprising turning points; there is the straw that breaks the camel's back, and you never know if your action could be the straw. -- Frances Moore LappÃ©
Three metamorphoses of the spirit I relate to you: how the spirit becomes a camel; and the camel, a lion; and the lion, finally, a child. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
You need shoving, not pushing. You need to jump back on that camel. Otherwise you're going to stay up on the ledge you've made for yourself. -- Jennifer Niven
I want you to see that the person I glimpsed running beside the camel, running to save my life, is the person you can choose to be. -- Lucy Christopher
I can't actually see myself putting make-up on my face at the age of sixty, but I can see myself going on a camel train to Samarkand. -- Glenda Jackson
Mrs. Margaret sigh heavy. Then she standing up, and starting make her own tea. She drink it in very thirsty way, like angry camel in the desert. -- Xiaolu Guo
On horseback you feel as if you're moving in time to classical music; a camel seems to progress to the beat of a drum played by a drunk. -- Walter Moers
The covetous man is like a camel with a great hunch on his back; heaven's gate must be made Higher and broader, or he will hardly get in. -- Thomas Adams
No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions. -- Laurence J. Peter
Learn to recognize the counterfeit coins that may buy you just a moment of pleasure, But then drag you for days like a broken man behind a farting camel. -- Hafez
As a camel kneels before his master to have him remove his burden at the end of the day, so kneel each night and let the Master take your burden. -- Corrie Ten Boom
You hold in your hand the camel's-hair brush of a painter of Life. You stand before the vast white canvas of Time. The paints are your thoughts, emotions and acts. -- Wilferd Peterson
As a camel beareth labor, and heat, and hunger, and thirst, through deserts of sand, and fainteth not; so the fortitude of a man shall sustain him through all perils. -- Akhenaton
I thought you wanted to catch a camel," you tried again. "No." "I want to." "Well, you go then." You laughed. "I want your beautiful face where I can see it -- Lucy Christopher
Show a man too many camels' bones,or show them to him too often,and he will not be able to recognize a camel when he comes across a live one. -- Idries Shah
I was hanging out in gers [yurts] with these Kazakh sort of Bedouins. Drank nasty-ass camel milk. The drive [from the Souther Gobi to Ulan Bator] is insane. It's like The Road. -- Michelle Rodriguez
It's easier for a rich man to ride that camel through the eye of a needle directly into the Kingdom of Heaven, than for some of us to give up our cell phone. -- Vera Nazarian
You know the little camel on the pack of cigarettes? They just found out that's not even a camel. It's actually a horse with a big, old tumor growing out of its mouth. -- Arj Barker
[On the camel:] Its weak point is its morale, and it is here that so much depends on its human master. Discouragement is fatal ... it loses heart, sinks by the wayside and dies. -- Mildred Cable
Show a man too many camels' bones, or show them to him too often, and he will not be able to recognize a camel when he comes across a live one. (Mirza Ahsan of Tabriz) -- Idries Shah
When we speak of God or achieving union with God, we are often merely trying to put that great thing into a small container. One cannot drive a camel through the eye of a needle. -- Chogyam Trungpa
If men had been forbidden to make porridge of camel's dung, they would have done it, saying that they would not have been forbidden to do it unless there had been some good in it. -- Muhammad
In a way, I'd rather ride down the street on a camel than give what is sometimes called an in-depth interview. I'd rather ride down the street on a camel nude. In a snowstorm. Backwards. -- Warren Beatty

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