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East is East, and West is San Francisco, according to Californians. Californians are a race of people; they are not merely inhabitants of a State. -- O. Henry
We Californians can watch the Weather Channel for images of winter's brutality unleashed upon our fellow Americans and thank our lucky stars we don't have to contend with it. -- Henry Rollins
Californians try everything once. -- T. J. MacGregor
California deserves whatever it gets. Californians invented the concept of life-style. This alone warrants their doom. -- Don DeLillo
A new study says that over half of all Californians are obese. In fact, half of Californians are really two-thirds of Californians. -- Jay Leno
Californians tend to be outspoken. When the great migration began, the more timid people must have stayed home, and the bolder ones headed west. -- Shana Alexander
An old interview of Arnold Schwartzenegger has surfaced where he admits to smoking a lot of pot and having sex with hookers. Finally a Republican all Californians can get behind. -- David Letterman
Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and take an oath that you believe in Walt Disney. -- Jack Paar
As long as there have been people in California, there have been people obsessed with California`s water. Scientists say the state is at its driest point in half a millennium and as any Californians will tell you, it is not just their problem, it`s everyone`s problem. -- Chris Hayes
Growing up in New York, I was sort of shocked when I realized that my children are Californians. They are 14 years old, and I explain to them frequently that they will never realize the glory of a snow day. You wake up and the world says, 'Oops, it's too much fun to go to school, you've got to stay home and deal with the snow!' -- Adam Savage
Mexico doesn't seem alien to Californians. -- Michelle Stuart
What does a Californian make for dinner? Reservations. -- Maureen Lipman
Californians invented the concept of life-style. This alone warrants their doom. -- Don DeLillo
Californians are good at planning for the earthquake, while simultaneously denying it will happen. -- Sheila Ballantyne
The use it and lose it problem is pervasive, affecting more than 40,000 Californians a year. -- John Garamendi
Californians don't have that marvelous British cynicism, but then the British can be so patronizing at times. -- Alex Kingston
Californians are worried about whether they will have a job along with ballooning federal spending and deficits. -- Carly Fiorina
Every year, thousands of Californians flee that populous paradise for tax-eased small government oasis of America's red states. -- Allen West
The Germans have a wonderful combination of pathos, energy, and humor. They are like Californians with an education. -- Joan Juliet Buck
We Californians are constantly accused of not having seasons, but we do. We have fire, flood, mud, and drought. -- Phyllis Diller
Only a Californian would have observed that it is becoming increasingly difficult to tell the real fake from the fake fake. -- Ada Louise Huxtable
Public opinion has been evolving nationwide when it comes to marijuana policy, and Californians have always been ahead of the curve. -- Rob Kampia
You know, Californians care about protecting their environment. So do I. But they also care about that in the context of a healthy economy. -- Carly Fiorina
I heard a Californian student in Heidelberg say, in one of his calmest moods, that he would rather decline two drinks than one German adjective. -- Mark Twain
I've lived in California for half of my life. It's weird, everyone thinks of me as this guy who's from the South ... I'm really a Californian. -- Billy Bob Thornton
The Californians are an idle, thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves. The country abounds in grapes, yet they buy, at a great price, bad wine made in Boston... -- Richard Henry Dana, Jr.
For the hundreds of thousands of Californians in gay and lesbian households who are managing their day-to-day lives, this decision affirms the full legal protections and safeguards I believe everyone deserves. -- Arnold Schwarzenegger
According to the latest L.A. Times poll, 75% of Californians believe the country is headed in the wrong direction. And 60% of Californians are so disillusioned, they're thinking about moving back to Mexico. -- Jay Leno
I am a Californian, and we have twice the individuality and originality of any people in the United States. We always get quite huffy when we are spoken of as merely Americans. -- Gertrude Atherton
I come from New York originally, but Californians have been wonderful about animals. These animals are so nice and so good and so sweet and intelligent. It's a crime not to help them. -- Dick Van Patten
Hear about the Californian terrorist that tried to blow up a bus? Burned his lips on the exhaust pipe. He can take his'n and beat your'n, then he can take your'n and beat his'n. -- Bum Phillips
Pension reform can be hard to talk about. In the long run, reform now means fewer demands for layoffs and less draconian measures in the future. It's in the best interest of all Californians to fix this system now. -- Jerry Brown
The federal government secures the border; Californians decide how we want to treat our population. I think we need a vibrant guest worker program. If we have one, we're going to stop having a lot of issues at the border. -- Elizabeth Emken
Louie and Seabiscuit were both Californians and both on the sports pages in the 1930s. I was fascinated. When I learned about his World War II experiences, I thought, 'If this guy is still alive, I want to meet him.' -- Laura Hillenbrand
About California... "I thought it was an appalling place. Then I went through a period of being amused by it. Now it`s sort of both. Californians don`t have that marvelous British cynicism, but then the British can be so patronizing at times". Alex Kingston. -- Alex Kingston
My life doesn't change. I still have to go out and work hard every day, and do the best that I can do. I'm a third generation Californian, and there's a lot of talented, good-looking guys in California, so I'm just happy to be working, and lucky to be working. -- Scott Eastwood
I found while driving in Wyoming that wearing a stetson and driving a beat-up pickup meant you could go as fast as you like, while the police picked up Californian winnebagos that went one mph over 55. After all, they wanted to bring money into the state, not merely circulate it. -- Terry Pratchett
Californians have brought suburb-making almost to an art. Their cities and their country-side are equally suburban. No-one has a country house in California; no-one has a city house. It is good to see trees always from city windows, but it is not so good always to see houses from country windows. -- Stella Benson
Ultimately, of course, there is no excuse for being fat in this culture. It's the one last prejudice we allow ourselves, the final frontier of acceptable segregation. Our political correctness is positively Californian when it comes to race, creed, origin, and orientation. But we still condemn ourselves and others for this last intolerable offense in an annoyingly tolerant society. -- Joni Rodgers

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