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  • The Playboy Calendar this year has some tiptop models. Any more top and they'd tip. -- Robert Orben
  • I have a calendar life that is complicated, so I use BusyCal and Google Calendar. I keep two different browsers open to avoid some confusion. -- Steve Wozniak
  • Dates in Calendar are Closer Than They Appear! Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you. -- Mae West
  • Forecasting Armageddon has become trendy of late, with a great deal of attention being given to an interpretation of the Mayan Calendar suggesting that Mother Earth is destined for doom in December of 2012. -- Seth Shostak
  • I'm not nearly as well organized as I would like. I am a creature of to-do lists and calendars - if something doesn't get onto my Google Calendar, I don't show up for it. -- Ethan Zuckerman
  • Of the five House Calendars, the Private Calendar is the one to which all Private Bills are referred. Private Bills deal with specific individuals, corporations, institutions, and so forth, as distinguished from public bills which deal with classes only. -- Howard Coble
  • Behold, the fool saith, "Put not all thine eggs in the one basket" - which is but a matter of saying, "Scatter your money and your attention"; but the wise man saith, "Pull all your eggs in the one basket and - WATCH THAT BASKET." - Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar -- Mark Twain
  • Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools. -- Og Mandino
  • I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. -- Marilyn Monroe
  • I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. -- Gene Simmons
  • Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. -- Charles Kettering
  • Pantomime is a big thing in the cultural calendar of my country, you know. So subtlety's not my forte. -- Alan Cumming
  • Don't be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of. -- Charles Richards
  • No other date on the calendar more potently symbolizes all that our nation stands for than the Fourth of July. -- Mac Thornberry
  • I'm so organised. I never screw up. I've done it maybe twice before. I check my calendar seven times a day. -- Anna Paquin
  • My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. -- Rodney Dangerfield
  • I never got into using my phone's calendar. It's easier to write in my Tiffany day planner. There's something charming about having a datebook. -- Ali Larter
  • I've found a formula for avoiding these exaggerated fears of age; you take care of every day - let the calendar take care of the years. -- Ed Wynn
  • All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. -- John Burnside
  • I have done so much: modeling, acting, singing, the calendar, the lingerie line, and there have been times where I have wanted to give up but I went for it. -- Caprice Bourret
  • I wear my wedding ring. We talk about when we're going to get married again, which we hope is going to take place some time in this incredibly hectic calendar year. -- Jim Lampley
  • When I was 14, I used to have a calendar on my wall, crossing the days off until I was 15, because the school leaving age was 15. Then three months before I turned 15 they changed the leaving age to 16. -- Mark E. Smith
  • From the streets of Cairo and the Arab Spring, to Occupy Wall Street, from the busy political calendar to the aftermath of the tsunami in Japan, social media was not only sharing the news but driving it. -- Dan Rather
  • I keep an elaborate calendar for my characters detailing on which dates everything happens. I'm constantly revising this as I go along. It gives me the freedom to intricately plot my story, knowing it will at least hold up on a timeline. -- Maria Semple
  • As for September 11, let us not too easily grant the Americans possession of that date on the calendar. Like May 1 or July 14 or December 25, September 11 may seem full of significance to some people, while to other people it is just another day. -- J. M. Coetzee
  • Typing with your fingers or thumbs is sooooo 2012. I tweeted that earlier in the year. I type with my eyes. Not only that, I navigate my computer, create and play music, keep a calendar, conference call, lead web X meetings, text and, obviously, tweet with my eyes. -- Steve Gleason
  • The daily calendar seemed, to me, like a kind of cartoon black hole, and you didn't have to be a rocket scientist to know that that couldn't be sustained indefinitely. That's why I pulled the plug on that one after the '02 edition. Kind of a preemptive strike. -- Gary Larson
  • My ace in the hole as a human being used to be my capacity for remembering birthdays. I worked at it. Whenever I made a new friend, I made a point of finding out his or her birthday early on, and I would record it in my Filofax calendar. -- Susan Orlean
  • To be able to hold all four majors - the Masters, U.S. Open, British Open, PGA - all concurrently I think is the Grand Slam. But a lot of people have a different opinions on that. People think you have to win it in the same calendar year. -- Tiger Woods
  • Balancing family and work is a top priority for me, and I treat it as such. Meaning, I actually put specific family time and events in my calendar so that precious time is dedicated and properly blocked off from any work that may try to sneak its way into my schedule. -- Biz Stone
  • The Queen of Crafts herself, Martha Stewart, and I have the same birthday. I prefer to think it's the glue-gun wielding, perfect-tart-producing Martha and not the copper pan-throwing, jail-going Martha. But I suppose if I am going to share a calendar square with some of Martha, I have to share it with all of Martha. -- Sloane Crosley
  • Death keeps no calendar. -- George Herbert
  • The calendar? A mere convention ... -- Irina Ratushinskaya
  • On God's calendar, there are no ordinary days. -- David McGee
  • The calendar and the mirror - they're bastards. -- Robert Plant
  • There is nothing so intractable as a calendar. -- Margery Sharp
  • My death will not be penciled on someone's calendar. -- Richelle Mead
  • I use a really simple calendar program on my computer. -- Jamie Zawinski
  • Nature knows no calendar, the seasons move in a circle. -- Flora Thompson
  • Suicide is no more than a trick played on the calendar. -- Tom Stoppard
  • I'm getting so old my insurance company sends me 1/2 a calendar! -- Rodney Dangerfield
  • Justice can span years. Retribution is not subject to a calendar. -- Rod Serling
  • There are two days in my calendar: This day and that Day. -- Martin Luther
  • You're as young as your dreams, not as old as your calendar -- Shimon Peres
  • I'm on the cover of the lingerie football swimsuit calendar this year. -- Trishelle Cannatella
  • I have my whole life organized on an 11x17-inch tear-away weekly calendar. -- Brooke Burke
  • Oprah's quitting in 2011. Now we know why the Mayans ended their calendar in 2012 -- Craig Ferguson
  • The battle for our hearts is fought on the pages of our calendar. -- Bob Goff
  • There are only two days on my calendar... today and the day of judgment -- Martin Luther
  • Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. -- D. H. Lawrence
  • Equanimity is the gem in virtue's chaplet, and St. Sweetness the loveliest in her calendar. -- Amos Bronson Alcott
  • My first calendar was a combination of photos taken from different shoots including golf and casual. -- Natalie Gulbis
  • Because life doesn't always happen according to a timetable or calendar. And feelings can't be scheduled. -- Jerry Spinelli
  • There is no crime in the cynical American calendar more humiliating than to be a sucker. -- Max Lerner
  • My first calendar was a combination of photos taken from different shoots including golf and casual -- Natalie
  • Next time!" In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? -- Helen Hunt Jackson
  • It takes a year, nephew... a full turn of the calendar, to get over losing someone. -- Annie Proulx
  • Too many people, when they get old, think that they have to live by the calendar. -- John Glenn
  • Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? -- Helen Hunt Jackson
  • I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time. -- Gilbert Gottfried
  • If you still think you're a young pup then you are, no matter what the calendar says -- John Grogan
  • More software projects have gone awry for lack of calendar time than for all other causes combined. -- Fred Brooks
  • One of my first investments was $100,000 in a Web-based calendar startup - and I lost every dollar. -- Peter Thiel
  • God has a thousand-year calendar with only one day marked on it. It is marked "TODAY". -- Reinhard Bonnke
  • The Sun Stone, the famous Aztec calendar, is unquestionably a perfect summary of science, philosophy, art and religion. -- Samael Aun Weor
  • The day you realize that your efforts and rewards are not related, it really frees up your calendar, -- Scott Adams
  • If I had my way, I'd remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead. -- Roald Dahl
  • If you love the things you do, you don't age, you always remain young. Age is for the calendar. -- Sol Hurok
  • The calendar has a magic that makes us imagine a memory can be resurrected and revived, but nothing returns. -- Naguib Mahfouz
  • Maybe God is calling you to do something extraordinary that isn't on your calendar; something to revive your soul! -- Aiden Wilson Tozer
  • You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. -- Susie Bright
  • You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what youre going to do with it. -- Susie Bright
  • The journey is not linear, it is always back and forth, denying the calendar, the wrinkles and lines of the body. -- Jeanette Winterson
  • I think everyone lifts themselves that little bit extra for the Tour de France, being the pinnacle of our cycling calendar. -- Chris Froome
  • Tomorrow! It is a period nowhere to be found in all the registers of time, unless, perchance, in the fool's calendar. -- Charles Caleb Colton
  • History is but a kind of Newgate calendar, a register of the crimes and miseries that man has inflicted on his fellow-man. -- Washington Irving
  • We have written a draft of the script in every calendar year since [2010]. Quite honestly. Our Deadpool file is... full, to capacity. -- Paul Wernick
  • The calendar is intolerable to all wisdom, the horror of all astronomy, and a laughing stock from a mathematician's point of view. -- Roger Bacon
  • Something of eternal significance transpired there. Not only was the calendar of the world changed, but heaven itself and eternity were affected. -- J. Vernon McGee
  • Messi. 86 goals in calendar year and still 3 games to play! Best to ever play the game in my opinion just edges Maradona. -- Joey Barton
  • Every holiday on the calendar, I check in a hotel and fast - I don't eat, I don't drink, I don't talk. -- Dick Gregory
  • I found that as I flipped the days on the calendar, the worries I had about our relationship had began to diminish. -- Nicholas Sparks
  • The only calendar I need is just outside my window. With eyes to see and ears to hear, nature keeps me posted. -- Alfred Armand Montapert
  • I'm very antischedule. Except for board meetings, I don't really schedule things or keep a calendar. I think appointments are caustic to creativity. -- David Karp
  • You never know when an old calendar might come in handy! Sure, it's not 1985 right now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring? -- Homer
  • Pubcon is always one of the first shows I put on my calendar. Content is excellent, social is excellent, networking opportunities are excellent. -- Jim Banks
  • Because every day of your life was written on God's calendar before you were born, everything that happens to you has spiritual significance. -- Rick Warren
  • You are right that I don't have a lot of spare time because I love to stay busy and keep my calendar full. -- Kiana Tom
  • I'm quite connected to Italy because of Italian Vogue shoots and the Pirelli calendar, so I have a love and appreciation for the culture. -- Candice Huffine
  • I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. -- Robert Breault
  • We must not allow the clock and the calendar to blind us to the fact that each moment of life is a miracle and mystery. -- H. G. Wells
  • Stop walking with a "?calendar'. It's capable of ruining your fate, by showing you the date & limiting your courage, by reminding you of your age. -- Sujit Lalwani
  • My husband, Sal, and I put date nights on the calendar once a week. I know that doesn't sound romantic, but otherwise it won't get done. -- Sherri Shepherd
  • The Tezuman priests have a sophisticated calendar and an advanced horology," quoted Rincewind. "Ah," said Eric, "Good." "No," said Rincewind patiently. "It means time measurement." "Oh. -- Terry Pratchett
  • Earth Day is the first holy day...and is devoted to the harmony of nature... The celebration offends no historical calendar, yet it transcends them all. -- Margaret Mead
  • You need to look to make a cohesive calendar that makes sense and helps elongate the careers of your players as opposed to shorten them inadvertently. -- Jim Courier
  • I tread in the footsteps of illustrious men, whose superiors it is our happiness to believe are not found on the executive calendar of any country. -- Martin Van Buren
  • We humans appear on the cosmic calendar so recently that our recorded history occupies only the last few seconds of the last minute of December 31st. -- Carl Sagan
  • Although there is a very large literature, still growing almost daily, on the Chinese calendar, its interest is, we suggest, much more archaeological and historical than scientific. -- Joseph Needham
  • My own view on religion is . . . It helped in early days to fix the calendar, and . . . to chronicle eclipses . . . These two services I am prepared to acknowledge. -- Bertrand Russell
  • Climaxing a movement for calendar reform which had been developing for at least a century, in 1582 Pope Gregory ordained that October 4 was to be followed by October 15. -- Daniel J. Boorstin
  • On New Year's Day every calendar, large and small, has the same number of dates. But we soon learn that the years are of very different lengths. -- Dorothy Canfield Fisher
  • One time, I was posing on a car for a calendar shoot. I was doused with oil and literally slid off the car, bikini, heels and all! -- Candace Kita
  • I don't make summer jams or albums based on time or seasons; my goal is to make quality music, timeless music. I'm not looking at the calendar. -- One Be Lo
  • Not scoring one for the whole calendar year last year was a bit disappointing but I didn't really feel any pressure to get my first one as skipper,. -- Ricky Ponting
  • The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. -- Terry Pratchett
  • Every single day was just a box on the calendar that I could put a red X through; each one brought me closer to Lucas and to liberty. -- Claudia Gray
  • There is presumably a calendar date a moment when the onus of proof passed from the atheist to the believer, when, quite suddenly, secretly, the noes had it. -- Tom Stoppard
  • I had to let myself imagine a calendar with no lines; when every single day is being predetermined six months in advance, there's no more fluidity to time. -- Feist
  • On a specific day marked on the earth's calendar, and in a specific place on the earth's map, the Son of God came to the planet. It was love. -- Billy Graham
  • A worm tells summer better than the clock, The slug's a living calendar of days; What shall it tell me if a timeless insect Says the world wears away? -- Dylan Thomas
  • It was somehow degrading, craving someone so... voraciously - another good calendar word - just because he was physically beautiful. I hadn't thought that was something women did, either. -- Charlaine Harris
  • Eternity is not an unending succession of days in the calendar, but something more like the supreme moment of satisfaction, in which totality embraces us and we embrace totality. -- Pope Benedict XVI
  • When you've got a date on your calendar saying that you will be putting this in front of people in four weeks, that will get your nerves good, yeah. -- Ewan McGregor
  • Such events may be disbelieved or disregarded; but the charity of a bishop, Acacius of Amida, whose name might have dignified the saintly calendar, shall not be lost in oblivion. -- Edward Gibbon
  • The new year always brings us what we want Simply by bringing us alongĀ?to see A calendar with every day uncrossed, A field of snow without a single footprint. -- Dana Gioia
  • The Jewish calendar, which is lunar, is a calendar of witness. The Sanhedrin, Jewry's Congress, met in Jerusalem toward the end of every month to wait for the new moon. -- Joshua Cohen
  • Despite my excellent mood, I don't have any sympathy for Romney. If he'd been a good candidate he wouldn't have had a different campaign for every month on the calendar. -- Gail Collins
  • The iPhone calendar isn't bad, but it isn't great, either. It only offers a day view and a month view - it doesn't have a week view, which drives me crazy. -- Susan Orlean
  • Your calendar never lies. All we have is our time. The way we spend our time is our priorities, is our strategy. Your calendar knows what you really care about. Do you? -- Tom Peters
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