Calculator quotes:

  • A businessman is a hybrid of a dancer and a calculator. -- Paul Valery
  • I'm always crunching numbers, so my calculator watch is a must. -- David Neeleman
  • I can't read a computer screen and never use a calculator. It's all in my head and by hand. -- Simon Reuben
  • I get verklempt if I see a vintage TI-30 or TI-54 calculator. But I don't think I'd want to use one. -- Douglas Coupland
  • Before you open the lunch menu or order that cheeseburger or consider eating the cake with the frosting intact, haul out the psychic calculator and start tinkering with the budget. -- Caroline Knapp
  • We don't design by calculator or by demographics or anything like that. We really are a group of creative, sensitive people. We have our charmed little world where we get to make things. We're really lucky. -- Marc Jacobs
  • Joining the Liberal Party was a no-brainer for me... And when you are a young man, you don't get a calculator out saying, 'Am I going to get to power?' You get propelled forward by idealism. -- Nick Clegg
  • I sold my most valuable possession, but I knew that because I worked at Hewlett Packard, I could buy the next model calculator the very next month for a lower price than I sold the older one for! -- Steve Wozniak
  • People challenge my nerd cred all the time. I just show them the photo of me winning my middle-school science fair, wearing my Casio calculator watch and eyeglasses so big they look like they can see the future. -- Aisha Tyler
  • There's like ten minutes when it's like, 'Okay, wait, who is this guy again?' And then, you know, I just put on the calculator watch and the glasses, and just be all, you know, inappropriate. And then it just works out fine. -- Rainn Wilson
  • People think that the arts are optional and they aren't. They teach a level of emotional depth that's equally important to mathematic skill. You can replace some math skills with a calculator if you know how to operate the thing, but there's no calculator for human interaction. -- Hal Sparks
  • A good counter needs no calculator. -- Laozi
  • I accidentally brought my graphing calculator camping. -- Ian Anderson
  • A lot of people... use a calculator! -- Joe Strummer
  • A good calculator does not need artificial aids. -- Laozi
  • Bill Frindall has done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator -- John Arlott
  • If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator -- Josh Stern
  • Sundance Supply has a neat material calculator and free greenhouse designs-Great Prices! -- Shane Smith
  • Fighting emotion with logic is like bringing a calculator to a knife fight -- Josh Sundquist
  • Value investing is at its core the marriage of a contrarian streak and a calculator. -- Seth Klarman
  • I can count all the lovers I've had on one hand...if I'm holding a calculator. -- Sebastian Horsley
  • One who scorns the power of intuition will never rise above the ranks of journeyman calculator. -- Albert Einstein
  • I've always said to myself that if a little pocket calculator can do it why shouldn't I? -- Roald Dahl
  • Harriet van Horne He makes love to me expertly, mechanically, coldly... He's pressing all my buttons, as if I were a pocket calculator. -- Erica Jong
  • From the time I was 7, when I purchased my first calculator, I was fascinated by the idea of a machine that could compute things. -- Michael Dell
  • Scorecards are common in the political process, but they are inappropriate in the judicial process. The most important tools in the judicial confirmation process are not litmus paper and a calculator. -- Orrin Hatch
  • I guess personally I really like "Take on Me" by Aha. I think it just defines the 80s and how insane it was and like neon and like calculator watches and that whole thing. -- Evan Peters