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A businessman is a hybrid of a dancer and a calculator. -- Paul Valery
I'm always crunching numbers, so my calculator watch is a must. -- David Neeleman
I can't read a computer screen and never use a calculator. It's all in my head and by hand. -- Simon Reuben
I get verklempt if I see a vintage TI-30 or TI-54 calculator. But I don't think I'd want to use one. -- Douglas Coupland
Before you open the lunch menu or order that cheeseburger or consider eating the cake with the frosting intact, haul out the psychic calculator and start tinkering with the budget. -- Caroline Knapp
We don't design by calculator or by demographics or anything like that. We really are a group of creative, sensitive people. We have our charmed little world where we get to make things. We're really lucky. -- Marc Jacobs
Joining the Liberal Party was a no-brainer for me... And when you are a young man, you don't get a calculator out saying, 'Am I going to get to power?' You get propelled forward by idealism. -- Nick Clegg
I sold my most valuable possession, but I knew that because I worked at Hewlett Packard, I could buy the next model calculator the very next month for a lower price than I sold the older one for! -- Steve Wozniak
People challenge my nerd cred all the time. I just show them the photo of me winning my middle-school science fair, wearing my Casio calculator watch and eyeglasses so big they look like they can see the future. -- Aisha Tyler
There's like ten minutes when it's like, 'Okay, wait, who is this guy again?' And then, you know, I just put on the calculator watch and the glasses, and just be all, you know, inappropriate. And then it just works out fine. -- Rainn Wilson
People think that the arts are optional and they aren't. They teach a level of emotional depth that's equally important to mathematic skill. You can replace some math skills with a calculator if you know how to operate the thing, but there's no calculator for human interaction. -- Hal Sparks
A good counter needs no calculator. -- Laozi
I accidentally brought my graphing calculator camping. -- Ian Anderson
A lot of people... use a calculator! -- Joe Strummer
A good calculator does not need artificial aids. -- Laozi
Bill Frindall has done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator -- John Arlott
If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator -- Josh Stern
Sundance Supply has a neat material calculator and free greenhouse designs-Great Prices! -- Shane Smith
Fighting emotion with logic is like bringing a calculator to a knife fight -- Josh Sundquist
Value investing is at its core the marriage of a contrarian streak and a calculator. -- Seth Klarman
I can count all the lovers I've had on one hand...if I'm holding a calculator. -- Sebastian Horsley
One who scorns the power of intuition will never rise above the ranks of journeyman calculator. -- Albert Einstein
I've always said to myself that if a little pocket calculator can do it why shouldn't I? -- Roald Dahl
Harriet van Horne He makes love to me expertly, mechanically, coldly... He's pressing all my buttons, as if I were a pocket calculator. -- Erica Jong
From the time I was 7, when I purchased my first calculator, I was fascinated by the idea of a machine that could compute things. -- Michael Dell
Scorecards are common in the political process, but they are inappropriate in the judicial process. The most important tools in the judicial confirmation process are not litmus paper and a calculator. -- Orrin Hatch
I guess personally I really like "Take on Me" by Aha. I think it just defines the 80s and how insane it was and like neon and like calculator watches and that whole thing. -- Evan Peters

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