Cakes quotes:

  • Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It's all about the memories. -- Buddy Valastro
  • Who's got my Jaffa Cakes? You know I can't function without Jaffa Cakes. -- Simon R. Green
  • I admit I have Mental Illness so please no more 'Fruit Cakes' for Christmas Please -- Stanley Victor Paskavich
  • Cakes have such a terrible habit of turning out bad just when you especially want them to be good. -- Lucy Maud Montgomery
  • When I wrote my cookbook, 'I Love Crab Cakes,' I asked some of my best chef buddies to contribute recipes. -- Tom Douglas
  • I watch Letterman. Once in a while, on the odd night, I'll catch the Food Network and watch 'Ace of Cakes,' which I'm kind of obsessed with. -- Amanda Righetti
  • Also, this is what a pregnant Busy Philipps does in her free time, I'm taking master fondant cake decorating class with Anna from 'Ace of Cakes' at Duff's Charm City Cakes. It's, like, 4 three-hour classes. -- Busy Philipps
  • What she did have were Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans, Drooble's Best Blowing Gum, Chocolate Frogs, Pumpkin Pasties, Cauldron Cakes, Licorice Wands, and a number of other strange things Harry had never seen in his life. -- J. K. Rowling
  • If all I hired were cake decorators, our cakes would just look like cakes that people decorate. We do astounding work at Charm City Cakes and to do that you need people who think in astounding ways. Artists just think in different ways. -- Duff Goldman
  • I'm a lot different in my career since that interview. To have someone like Diplo tweet "Cakes' album is really cool" is cool, but in the same breath I still like what I do without anyone's approval. It's still good music. -- Cakes da killa
  • Old women are the secret to the fluffiest cakes. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • I love making cakes, and I'm good at it. -- Buddy Valastro
  • I want to travel. Maybe I'll end up living in Norway, making cakes. -- Eva Green
  • Rice cakes and peanut butter is my favorite snack in the whole wide world. -- Maggie Lawson
  • Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. -- Dave Barry
  • 'Grandmother' doesn't mean that you have gray hair and you retire and stay home cooking cakes for your grandchildren. -- Carine Roitfeld
  • Flesh-meats will depreciate the blood. Cook meat with spices, and eat it with rich cakes and pies, and you have a bad quality of blood. -- Ellen G. White
  • Some versions of crab cakes are mostly crabmeat lightly bound with egg, but I'm a firm believer that a crab cake should contain bread crumbs. -- Tom Douglas
  • I love making down-home Southern cooking, and just chilling out and having cakes and pies and baking stuff, you know. I'm a pretty simple girl. -- Nicole Scherzinger
  • Judging from the letters I've received from obviously feeble-minded persons who wish I would write another These Old Shades, it ought to sell like hot cakes. -- Georgette Heyer
  • A woman's heart must be of such a size and no larger, else it must be pressed small, like Chinese feet; her happiness is to be made as cakes are, by a fixed recipe. -- George Eliot
  • I challenge you, to go to any school and open 50 lunchboxes, and I guarantee you there will be one or two cans of Red Bull, there'll be cold McDonald's and jam sandwiches with several cakes. -- Jamie Oliver
  • The great thing about cake is it doesn't feel like work. You forget about work. Kids, adults, they all get the same look in their eye when they're decorating cakes... That's the magic right there. -- Duff Goldman
  • While you can find zucchini in markets in most places year-round, allowing you to make everything from breakfast dishes like zucchini and onion frittatas to snacks like zucchini-stuffed crab cakes, the onset of fall marks the beginning of hard squash season. -- Marcus Samuelsson
  • My brother liked sewing and sculpting and making things, and my sister sewed and painted and cooked and baked. She's a professional baker now and makes the most gorgeous sculpture-like cakes. She's the queen of wedding cakes in the Lake Tahoe area. -- John Lasseter
  • All the information you could want is constantly streaming at you like a runaway truck - books, newspaper stories, Web sites, apps, how-to videos, this article you're reading, even entire magazines devoted to single subjects like charcuterie or wedding cakes or pickles. -- Mario Batali
  • I have had fans make me the big picture collages of the photo books; I have had fans send me birthday cakes... sing to me on my voicemail. I have had fans flash me. I have had older fans give me their bras and underwear onstage. -- Sean Combs
  • I think cookies are sort of the unsung sweet, you know? They're incredibly popular. But everybody thinks of cakes and pies and fancier desserts before they think cookies. A plate of cookies is a great way to end dinner and really nice to share at the holidays. -- Bobby Flay
  • At her birthday, my seven-year-old daughter will say that she wants these big cakes and certain expensive toys as presents, and I can't say no to her. It would just break my heart. But when I was little, for birthdays we just played outside and we were happy if we got any cake. -- Goran Ivanisevic
  • I knew more about produce from the sea than any of my schoolmates, and my reports in school, from kindergarten on, amused and shocked my classmates and teachers. I told them how we ate with chopsticks, had rice and seaweed for breakfast, raw fish, octopus, and sea urchin eggs for supper, and cakes made from sharks. -- Eugenie Clark
  • When I got to France I realized I didn't know very much about food at all. I'd never had a real cake. I'd had those cakes from cake mixes or the ones that have a lot of baking powder in them. A really good French cake doesn't have anything like that in it - it's all egg power. -- Julia Child
  • I'm a big potato chip girl. I don't like chocolate and cakes and all that, but I have to have my potato chips. I've got bags in the back of my car right now! But I never beat myself up about it, because, look: You can't give up every damn thing. You need something in your life that you like just because you like it! -- NeNe Leakes
  • Like a lot of kids, I had a Superman cake or different theme cakes, but then I hit the age where I think my mom thought I was ready for the German chocolate cake that she makes for my dad. Just the sight of that, the taste of that frosting, just reminds me of being at home with my mom and my dad and my sister and my friends. -- Willie Geist
  • mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes. -- Homer Simpson
  • For goodness sake, look at those cakes. -- James Brown
  • I wish I had eaten more rice cakes. -- Amy Krouse Rosenthal
  • The balance to life is kale cakes and cupcakes -- Joe
  • We get a lot of overseas people wanting to order cakes. -- Jane Asher
  • I love cakes. Chocolate and coconut cakes. I love that combination! -- Adriana Lima
  • A bush-warbler,Coming to the verandah-edge,Left its droppingsOn the rice-cakes. -- Matsuo Bash?Birds
  • Better beans and bacon in peace than cakes and ale in fear. -- Aesop
  • Philosophy only seems to offer endless dispute, with no cakes and ale. -- Keith Ward
  • Teaching boys to bake cakes? That's no way to maintain an industrial empire. -- Fred Dibnah
  • It's always nice to have more than just two hands if you're making cakes. -- Zoe Sugg
  • I just love to bake chocolate cakes and anything unhealthy. It makes me very popular. -- Helena Mattsson
  • Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale? -- William Shakespeare
  • If a D.C. event doesn't have crab cakes, it's low-rent and you need to flee. -- Tony Hale
  • I like crazy, childlike, candy bar-filled cakes with gooey caramel, chocolate-covered nuts, marshmallows, and the like. -- Ron Ben-Israel
  • No one ever went to their deathbed saying, 'You know, I wish I'd eaten more rice cakes. -- Amy Krouse Rosenthal
  • When it comes to cakes and puddings, savouries, bread and tea cakes, the English cannot be surpassed. -- Laurie Colwin
  • I make no apology for preoccupying myself with architecture, television, conceptual art, restaurants and Jane Asher's cakes. -- Will Self
  • Should I, after tea and cakes and ices, have the strength to force the moment to its crisis? -- T. S. Eliot
  • You know how I feel about love. It was invented to sell wedding cakes. And vacations to Waikiki. -- Carolyn Mackler
  • Being from Baltimore, I'm a crab cake snob, and I'm very particular on where I eat my crab cakes. -- Mark Teixeira
  • Katniss: I guess all those hours decorating cakes paid off. Peeta: Yes, frosting. The final defence of the dying. (252) -- Suzanne Collins
  • Grandmother' doesn't mean that you have gray hair and you retire and stay home cooking cakes for your grandchildren. -- Carine Roitfeld
  • "Grandmother" doesn't mean that you have gray hair and you retire and stay home cooking cakes for your grandchildren. -- Carine Roitfeld
  • I am six years old and instead of celebrating with birthday cakes, I chew on a piece of charcoal. -- Loung Ung
  • By the second tour I had rice cakes and hummus with me, and I was jumping rope in my room. -- Taylor Dane
  • Griddle cakes, pancakes, hot cakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love? -- George Carlin
  • Afternoon tea should be provided, fresh supplies, with thin bread-and-butter, fancy pastries, cakes, etc., being brought in as other guests arrive. -- Isabella Beeton
  • I have a crusade against fondant, also shortening. There's no reason why wedding cakes can't taste good if you know what you're doing. -- Ron Ben-Israel
  • I needed to stop eating sweeties and cakes. It's the bane of my life. I had to lose the weight for my health. -- Susan Boyle
  • I look at [books] as a child looks at cakes - with glittering eyes and a watering mouth, imagining the pleasure that awaits him. -- Elizabeth Gaskell
  • Adults have big, big wishes that we do not expect to come true. That is why we need so many more candles on our cakes. -- Susan Patron
  • When I'm home in L.A., I go to La Brea, a bakery which does artisan breads, excellent sourdoughs primarily, but also patisserie and cakes. -- Nobu Matsuhisa
  • Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. Screwed-up people start wars that could kill millions. Normal people settle fights through cookies, cakes, and pies. Normal people are fat. -- Christopher Titus
  • Youth eats all the sugared fancy cakes and regards them as its daily bread. But there'll come a time when you'll start asking just for a crust. -- Ivan Turgenev
  • I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the floor eating cakes. -- Noel Fielding
  • Who doesn't love digging into a plate of crab cakes or going after a chilled cracked crab with crab cracker, cocktail fork and a plastic bib for protection? -- Tom Douglas
  • If I were flying, I would travel to a perfect place. A place with frosted cakes and beautiful flowers and excellent trees to climb and absolutely no doldrums. -- Kyo Maclear
  • Tea at the Ritz is the last delicious morsel of Edwardian London. The light is kind, the cakes are frivolous and the tempo is calm, confident and leisurely. -- Helen Simpson
  • I learned basic cookery from my mom, taught myself cake techniques and then got fed up with my own cakes not looking as good as the ones in the shops. -- Jane Asher
  • Tea would arrive, the cakes squatting on cushions of cream, toast in a melting shawl of butter, cups agleam and a faint wisp of steam rising from the teapot shawl. -- Gerald Durrell
  • Radicalism is as British as tea and cakes, as much a part of our make-up as monarchy and football. It will never have its own jubilees, palaces or honours system. -- Geoff Mulgan
  • I want Americans to enjoy food. I want them to celebrate food. I want them to, on occasions, to have big cakes and great things. And I want them to indulge. -- Jamie Oliver
  • All is flux, nothing stays still, as Heraclitus said. By the time I wrote this, everything has changed in the universe; everything but the taste of the cakes baked at home! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
  • The trouble with Clare was, not only that she wanted to have her cake and eat it too, but that she wanted to nibble at the cakes of other folk as well. -- Nella Larsen
  • I got me a fine wife and I got me old fiddle, when the suns coming up I got cakes on the griddle. And life ain't nothing, but a funny, funny riddle. -- John Denver
  • It doesn't matter one damn bit whether fashion is art or not. You don't question whether an incredible chef is an artist or not-his cakes are delicious and that's all that matters. -- Sonia Rykiel
  • Disappointing cakes have often been sitting out too long. They should last just long enough to have the last pieces the next morning with coffee - who doesn't love cake with coffee? -- Tom Douglas
  • I sing of brooks, of blossoms, birds, and bowers: Of April, May, or June, and July flowers. I sing of Maypoles, Hock-carts, wassails, wakes, Of bridegrooms, brides, and of the bridal cakes. -- Robert Herrick
  • A man that lives on pork, fine-flour bread, rich pies and cakes, and condiments, drinks tea and coffee, and uses tobacco, might as well try to fly as to be chaste in thought. -- John Harvey Kellogg
  • The kind of crabbing my wife likes to do is to return from an afternoon's swim or sunbathing session, open the refrigerator door, and find a generous plate of crab cakes all ready to cook. -- Euell Gibbons