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A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. -- Alfred Hitchcock
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. -- George Harrison
A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. -- Benjamin Franklin
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. -- Mitch Hedberg
A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. -- Danielle Steel
Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. -- Audrey Hepburn
A cake is a very good test of an oven: if it browns too much on one side and not on the other, it's not your fault - you need to have your oven checked. -- Delia Smith
If you look over the years, the styles have changed - the clothes, the hair, the production, the approach to the songs. The icing to the cake has changed flavors. But if you really look at the cake itself, it's really the same. -- John Oates
Let them eat cake. -- Marie Antoinette
Cake and tea or death? -- Eddie Izzard
Cake is not the issue here. -- Terry Pratchett
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. -- James Thurber
TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake. -- Natasha Leggero
I only came for Cake" -Tobias Eaton, Divergent -- Veronica Roth
You can't arrest me. I'm the Cake Boss, -- Buddy Valastro
And The Cherry On Top Of The Cake A MAN! -- Steph Bowe
Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake? -- John Heywood
We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top. -- Navjot Singh Sidhu
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. -- Margot Asquith
Sunshine Cake is just a fun hobby thing. That's about it. -- Krist Novoselic
What did I do?" he said. "Cake! It's cake! Delicious cake! -- Rachel Caine
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. -- Bob Hope
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. -- Larry Hagman
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. -- Dave Barry
Tea Cake, the son of the Evening Sun, had to die for loving her. -- Zora Neale Hurston
For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. -- Alfred Hitchcock
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. -- Jim Davis
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? -- Lisa Loeb
I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there was a cake in it. -- Lesley Boone
Frosting Freedom Is just frosting On somebody else's Cake-- And so must be Till we Learn how to Bake. -- Langston Hughes
Love is a Heaven Cake, with clouds for icing. If there are two pieces left, I guess I can have seconds. -- Jarod Kintz
Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It's all about the memories. -- Buddy Valastro
It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. -- Richard M. Nixon
Cake baking has to be, however innocently, one of the great culinary scams: it implies effort, it implies domestic prowess; but believe me, it's easy. -- Nigella Lawson
Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids. -- Bill Maher
Come, eate thy fill of this thy God's white loaf. It's food too fine for Angels, yet come, take and eate thy fill. It's Heaven's Sugar Cake. -- Edward Taylor
Saw Torres play their first New York show tonight at Cake Shop. SO good. Do yourself a favor and check out her record. Her voice is KILLER. -- Sharon Van Etten
I'm amazed. When I was 40, I thought I'd never make 50. And at 50 I thought the frosting on the cake would be 60. At 60, I was still going strong and enjoying everything. -- Gloria Stuart
Cake is happiness! If you know the way of the cake, you know the way of happiness! If you have a cake in front of you, you should not look any further for joy! -- C. JoyBell C.
I love chocolate mousse, that's probably my favorite. I'm a big strawberry shortcake fan as well. I'm not mad at classic vanilla either. I'm not, I'm not sure what the word is. Cake discriminatory? Cakeist? -- Kevin McHale
Also, this is what a pregnant Busy Philipps does in her free time, I'm taking master fondant cake decorating class with Anna from 'Ace of Cakes' at Duff's Charm City Cakes. It's, like, 4 three-hour classes. -- Busy Philipps
Now they got to look into me loving Tea Cake and see whether it was done right or not! They don't know if life is a mess of corn-meal dumplings, and if love is a bed-quilt! -- Zora Neale Hurston
Let me see you do the 'rag time dance'... Turn left and do the 'Cake walk prance'... Turn the other way and do the 'Slow drag'... Now take your lady to the world's fair (...) And do the 'rag time dance.' -- Scott Joplin
If I know somebody is coming 'round, it is incredibly difficult for me to work because I'm waiting for this interruption - even the children's comings and goings are interruptions. Cake-making is a good way of coming out of that space. -- Rachel Cusk
I ask you, what is the use of having your "cake" if you can't eat it? What exactly are you supposed to do with it? Put it on your mantel and look at it? Cake is meant to be eaten and enjoyed. -- T. Harv Eker
If all I hired were cake decorators, our cakes would just look like cakes that people decorate. We do astounding work at Charm City Cakes and to do that you need people who think in astounding ways. Artists just think in different ways. -- Duff Goldman
I could be hit by a Sara Lee truck tomorrow. Which is not a bad way of going: 'Richard Simmons Found in a Freeway in Pound Cake and Fudge, With a Smile on His Face.' Let's face it. We don't know anything. -- Richard Simmons
Music's been around a long time, and there's going to be music long after Ray Charles is dead. I just want to make my mark, leave something musically good behind. If it's a big record, that's the frosting on the cake, but music's the main meal. -- Ray Charles
Photographing a cake can be art. -- Irving Penn
Stories aren't the icing on the cake; they are the cake! -- Peter Guber
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. -- Boris Johnson
We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. -- Meg Whitman
If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. -- Elon Musk
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' -- Jerry Seinfeld
It's very easy to confuse Sean Connery with James Bond. Sometimes in the entertainment industry, people believe the cake is more real than the baker. -- Judd Nelson
For me, the end of childhood came when the number of candles on my birthday cake no longer reflected my age, around 19 or 20. From then on, each candle came to represent an entire decade. -- Yotam Ottolenghi
I think there's something about the homemade birthday cake, because my wife, on my daughter's first birthday, started the tradition where she takes a full cake and cuts the number birthday out of it. -- Willie Geist
You might say, 'Can't we have a more human Christianity, without the cross, without Jesus, without stripping ourselves?' In this way we'd become pastry-shop Christians, like a pretty cake and nice sweet things. Pretty, but not true Christians. -- Pope Francis
Motherhood is an amazing feeling, and if you get to relive those special moments while working, it works as an icing on the cake. Kids have always been close to my heart, and working with them is a pleasure for me. -- Kajol
There are divisions between a culinary chef and a dessert chef, also called a pastry chef. There are specializations within the pastry chef field. Some pastry chefs specialize in baking breads, while others are master cake designers. Each field requires an exceptional level of creativity and attention to detail. -- Ron Ben-Israel
At her birthday, my seven-year-old daughter will say that she wants these big cakes and certain expensive toys as presents, and I can't say no to her. It would just break my heart. But when I was little, for birthdays we just played outside and we were happy if we got any cake. -- Goran Ivanisevic
Honestly, I just go to restaurants to eat so I won't die. If there was a pill I could take in January and then I wouldn't have to eat again for the rest of the year, I would take it. Of course, I wouldn't want to sacrifice my chocolate cake and ice cream. -- Steven Wright
The film is made in the editing room. The shooting of the film is about shopping, almost. It's like going to get all the ingredients together, and you've got to make sure before you leave the store that you got all the ingredients. And then you take those ingredients and you can make a good cake - or not. -- Philip Seymour Hoffman
Like a lot of kids, I had a Superman cake or different theme cakes, but then I hit the age where I think my mom thought I was ready for the German chocolate cake that she makes for my dad. Just the sight of that, the taste of that frosting, just reminds me of being at home with my mom and my dad and my sister and my friends. -- Willie Geist
Chocolate cake is the bomb! -- Scarlett Pomers
Death smells like birthday cake. -- Maggie Stiefvater
If the cake fits, eat it! -- Gordon Korman
I still love red velvet cake. -- Molly Sims
I'm not much of a cake person. -- Daniel Radcliffe
You have reached the end of cake -- Terry Pratchett
I want blood, guts, and chocolate cake. -- Marina and the Diamonds
You cannot eat your cake and have it. -- James Joyce
Someone left the cake out in the rain -- Jimmy Webb
...language is not the frosting, it's the cake. -- Tom Robbins
Tottenham ice their sublime cake with the ridiculous. -- Peter Drury
There's nothing better than cake but more cake. -- Harry S. Truman
For me, almost always, the answer was cake. -- Diana Abu-Jaber
I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. -- Mary McCarthy
A party without cake is really just a meeting. -- Julia Child
You cannot eat your cake and have your cake. -- Miguel de Cervantes
Couldst thou both eat thy cake and have it? -- George Herbert
I bake a chocolate cake from scratch every week. -- Victoria Osteen
Where there's cake, there's hope. And there's always cake. -- Dean Koontz
Romance is the icing but love is the cake. -- Julia Child
The ratio of people to cake is too big. -- Stephen Root
I love you like a fat kid loves cake! -- Scott Adams
I love you like a fat kid love cake. -- Curtis Jackson
Why have a cake if I can't eat it? -- Vanna Bonta
Azel was an aficionado in killing and in chocolate cake. -- E.J. Koh
Great! He has indigestion, so let's torture him with cake. -- Kristin Cashore
Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire. -- Rodney Dangerfield
Lawyers make their cake by cooking up other people's troubles. -- Margaret Deland
Love love and cherish life. Also, just eat the cake. -- Aaron Paul
A man without makeup is like a cake without icing. -- Klaus Nomi
Why have a cake if I can`t eat it? -- Vanna Bonta
She on a diet but her pockets eating cheese cake -- Nicki Minaj
I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake. -- Gabriel Iglesias
I want to be the girl with the most cake. -- Courtney Love
You live by the cake, you die by the cake. -- Gabriel Iglesias
If the people have no bread, let them eat cake. -- Marie Antoinette
Most men live like raisins in a cake of custom. -- Brand Blanshard
I like to think of bread as really bland cake. -- Jim Gaffigan
I am a woman on her way to eat cake. -- Anna Funder
Theater makes working in movies or TV seem like a cake-walk. -- Julia Stiles
two things do me in: one's chocolate cake, the other's hypocrisy. -- Roseanne Barr
You can call me whatever you like. Last chance for cake! -- Tsugumi Ohba
I'll do almost anything for cake - even trample little children! -- Gayle King
There is no screenplay-writing recipe that guarantees your cake will rise. -- Robert McKee
My face looks like a wedding-cake left out in the rain. -- W. H. Auden
Try and blow my cake, just know that's a death wish. -- Big Sean
That could be the carrot on the top of the cake -- Stan Collymore
At Wimbledon, the ladies are simply the candles on the cake. -- John Newcombe
It seemed Barrons had finally gotten his cake and eaten it too. -- Karen Marie Moning
My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches. -- Frank Iero
Come on, it's almost midnight. Let's go watch them cut the cake. -- Scott Westerfeld
I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn't show the dirt. -- Phyllis Diller
Damning taxes is a piece of cake. It's defending them that's hard. -- Jill Lepore
Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. -- Lady Gaga
Devil's Food?" You can only eat so much white cake, my friend. -- Christopher Moore
May I feel like I feel when I'm about to eat cake. -- Greg Walloch

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