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Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!" -- Lee Trevino
I try to respect everybody out here: players, caddies, fans, media. -- Phil Mickelson
If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today. -- George Archer
Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack. -- Chi Chi Rodriguez
If a caddie can help you, you don't know how to play golf. -- Dan Jenkins
My caddie dared me to try it, but I didn't think it was worth losing a ball. -- Ian Woosnam
If I needed advice from my caddie, he'd be hitting the shots and I'd be carrying the bag. -- Bobby Jones
I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list. -- Lee Trevino
I don't know why that putt hung on the edge. I'm a clean liver. It must be my caddie. -- JoAnne Carner
There are three things in the world that he held in the smallest esteem - slugs, poets and caddies with hiccups. -- P. G. Wodehouse
Once when I'd been in a lot of bunkers, my caddie told me he was getting blisters from raking so much. -- JoAnne Carner
Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either. -- Lee Trevino
I know you can be fined for throwing a club, but I want to know if you can get fined for throwing a caddie? -- Tommy Bolt
The only time I talk on the golf course is to my caddie. And then only to complain when he gives me the wrong club. -- Seve Ballesteros
I was lying ten and had a thirty-five foot putt. I whispered over my shoulder: "How does this one break?" And my caddie said, "Who cares?" -- Jack Lemmon
He [Bill Clinton] told me that he caddied in the same group with me in the Hot Springs Open. That's why I voted for him, becasue he was a caddie. -- Tommy Bolt
The life of a professional golfer is precarious at best. Win, and they carry you to the clubhouse on their shoulders. Lose, and you pay the caddies in the dark. -- Gene Sarazen
Golf took young kids like Byron Nelson, Ben Hogan and myself out of the caddie ranks and gave us money and a little bit of fame and let us live in the tall cotton. -- Jimmy Demaret
In golf, a player can step and mar the line of his adversary's putt. A player can also hit his adversary or his caddie intentionally with his ball and claim the hole - but it isn't usually done. -- Charles Brown MacDonald
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye. -- Chi Chi Rodriguez
Those years on the golf course as a caddie, boy, those people were something. They were vulgar, some were alcoholics, racist, they were very difficult people to deal with. A lot of them didn't have a sense of humor. -- Martin Sheen
According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward Ho! meant that you lost the hole, except on medal days when it counted as a rub of the green. -- Herbert Wind
Much of the fire with him [Ben Hogan] was lit by Byron Nelson, who came from the same town - the same caddie yard - and achieved fame and fortune several years ahead of Ben and who, as a kid, had always been popular and better liked than Ben. No puzzle at all. -- Dan Jenkins
The reason I don't play golf is because I was a caddie when I was 13. Women never gave up a golf ball that was lost somewhere in the trees and thicket and down through the poison ivy. It was during one of these searches that I vowed to the Lord above that if I ever earned enough money I would never set foot on a course again. -- Art Buchwald
All my life I had a rapport with black caddies. -- Lee Trevino
I played a practice round with Hubert [Green] the other day, and when we got to the ninth green, I heard a fan say, "Why does Hubert have two caddies?" -- Ken Green

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