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I had the cab driver drive me here backwards, and the dude owed me $27.50. -- Mitch Hedberg
It's not a special taste. An American composer should have something to say to a cab driver. -- Morton Gould
The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. -- Jimmy Fallon
You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me. -- Ray Romano
I was just school class clown and that was it. Someday I'll get a job as a cab driver or whatever. -- John Leguizamo
It's weird - the cab driver is playing very loud dance music and yet it doesn't really feel like a party. -- Eugene Mirman
I have a lot of road rage. Mostly with the rickshaw and cab drivers trying to cut me; it's the traffic. Grrrr! -- Kajol
The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you. -- John Lennon
Every songwriter lives to have at least one song that a cab driver who asks 'You write anything I know?' will recognize. -- Rupert Holmes
It's probably similar to being in New York City and having a cab driver behind you and you're driving too slow. It's not the most pleasant thing. -- Barry Sanders
When you're in Los Angeles, everybody you meet is writing a movie, and they want you to be in it. Every cab driver is writing a movie! -- William Sadler
well, death says, as he walks by, I'm going to get you anyhow no matter what you've been: writer, cab-driver, pimp, butcher, sky-diver, I'm going to get you -- Charles Bukowski
I want to see riots! I want to see the kind of riots where cab drivers are afraid to pick up white people! I want to see this guy! -- Bill Maher
I literally was saved by a role, from becoming a cab driver. I never did have to wait tables, though, so looking back I guess I had it pretty soft. -- Sam Waterston
Anyway, a spokesman for Barack Obama says the prisoners that are released from Guantanamo will either be sent back to their home countries or enter the New York City cab driver training program. -- Jay Leno
Sometimes I get frustrated in traffic. I typically start going deep with my cab driver and Twitter feed - simultaneously - to take my mind off the gridlock. I enjoy live-tweeting my cab rides. -- Andy Cohen
In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar. -- Zach Braff
No, in Lethal Weapon I was a taxi cab driver that Mel jumps in front of the taxi and pulls me out of the car and steals the taxi. Then I did some other indie driving for some of the car sequences. -- David R. Ellis
Now this is over thirty years later and the guy said he was that cab driver. He apologized and he was serious. I felt awful. He might have been spending his whole life thinking he had jinxed me, but I told him he hadn't. My number was up. -- Joe DiMaggio
I keep mementos from everything I've done. I've got my cab driver's license from 'Happiness.' I've got a pair of glasses and a belt buckle from playing John Lennon. I've got a pair of sunglasses from playing Andy Warhol... It's all in a box in the garage. -- Jared Harris
What cancer does is, it forces you to focus, to prioritize, and you learn what's important. I mean, I don't sweat the small stuff. I used to get angry at cab drivers. It's not worth it.... And when somebody says you have cancer, you realize it's all small stuff. -- Joel Siegel
Moving to Australia was not a career move, but a quality of life issue. It has no guns, no God, and no gangster rap. As an Ethiopian cab driver said to me the other day when I was returning from a gig in Sydney, Australia is a peaceful, democratic place. I like the relatively stress free lifestyle. It's worth the drop in income. -- Franklyn Ajaye
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots. -- Bob Hope
As soon as a roast is announced, I get everybody - family, friends, waitresses, cab drivers - giving me jokes about the person getting roasted. I'm the mouthpiece for the masses. -- Jeff Ross
When people say that entertainers should "know your place," they might as well say the same thing about plumbers and teachers and cab drivers. We all should be able to express our views. -- Viggo Mortensen
Is that your final answer? Here in New York garbage men, bus drivers, taxi cab drivers, bus drivers, whoever, you know, people just yell it out to me. So that was a lot of fun. -- Regis Philbin

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