Cab Driver quotes:

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  • The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. -- Jimmy Fallon
  • It's not a special taste. An American composer should have something to say to a cab driver. -- Morton Gould
  • You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me. -- Ray Romano
  • The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you. -- John Lennon
  • I literally was saved by a role, from becoming a cab driver. I never did have to wait tables, though, so looking back I guess I had it pretty soft. -- Sam Waterston
  • Sometimes I get frustrated in traffic. I typically start going deep with my cab driver and Twitter feed - simultaneously - to take my mind off the gridlock. I enjoy live-tweeting my cab rides. -- Andy Cohen
  • The greatly anticipated 2009 Masters was like going to a Broadway hit and finding out that the star, Sir Tiger Woods, was off that night, and his replacement was the cab driver who dropped you off at the theater. -- Dan Jenkins
  • No, in Lethal Weapon I was a taxi cab driver that Mel jumps in front of the taxi and pulls me out of the car and steals the taxi. Then I did some other indie driving for some of the car sequences. -- David R. Ellis
  • Why can't a seven-foot guy play a doctor? Why can't I be a teacher? Why can't I be a football coach? Why can't I be a cab driver? Anything. Anything else than that. I can cry. I can do those things that they think the big guys can't do. So just give us a chance. -- Grizz Chapman
  • I had the cab driver drive me here backwards, and the dude owed me $27.50. -- Mitch Hedberg
  • I was just school class clown and that was it. Someday I'll get a job as a cab driver or whatever. -- John Leguizamo
  • It's weird - the cab driver is playing very loud dance music and yet it doesn't really feel like a party. -- Eugene Mirman
  • Every songwriter lives to have at least one song that a cab driver who asks 'You write anything I know?' will recognize. -- Rupert Holmes
  • When you're in Los Angeles, everybody you meet is writing a movie, and they want you to be in it. Every cab driver is writing a movie! -- William Sadler
  • It's probably similar to being in New York City and having a cab driver behind you and you're driving too slow. It's not the most pleasant thing. -- Barry Sanders
  • well, death says, as he walks by, I'm going to get you anyhow no matter what you've been: writer, cab-driver, pimp, butcher, sky-diver, I'm going to get you -- Charles Bukowski
  • Anyway, a spokesman for Barack Obama says the prisoners that are released from Guantanamo will either be sent back to their home countries or enter the New York City cab driver training program. -- Jay Leno
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