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USA has gone from Barney Fife to Barney Frank. -- Mike Huckabee
First of all, Vickie's wearing purple. She looks like Barney. -- Matt Striker
One of my great influences was Don Knotts as Barney Fife. -- Martin Short
From that night on, wherever Barney and I went UFOs paced us. -- Betty Hill
Before long, I'll have my own channel - I'll be like Barney. -- David Hasselhoff
Barney Kessel is incredible. He's just amazing . . . . Nobody can play guitar like that -- John Lennon
The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney.. -- Steven Wright
Some of the attitudes of Barney are certainly attitudes I share, but not all. -- Mordecai Richler
Barney was interested in bringing professional boxing back to Northern Ireland in a big way. -- Barry McGuigan
We called him Barney for short. We couldn't use his real name, there wasn't time. -- Mark Twain
Barney Kessel is definitely the best guitar player in this world, or any other world. -- George Harrison
When my friends were besotted with Jason Donovan, my heroes were Colm O'Rourke and Barney Rock -- John B. Keane
I think that the new models of Chevrolet should have Barney Frank as a hood ornament. -- Sean Hannity
In 1986, when they made the TV movie, Return to Mayberry, Barney and Thelma Lou did get married! -- Betty Lynn
I do like potato chips, French fries and Barney's burgers in L.A. with seasoned curly fries. -- Jessica Biel
I don't know if we even mentioned UFOs. It was to find out why Barney was emotionally upset. -- Betty Hill
One of the first members of Congress I met when I was first elected in 2008 was Barney Frank. -- Chellie Pingree
By the time we went to Doctor Simon I think Barney had been totally disabled for at least six months. -- Betty Hill
You can tell I have kids right? Just so I don't break out into a Barney tune here in three minutes. -- Chris Spielman
Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor. -- Al Franken
I always think of "Popeye" and "Barney Google" as quintessential comic strips in that old rollicky, slapstick way we've sort of lost. -- Bill Watterson
The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him. -- Jeff Foxworthy
Barney did not reply. He looked at Krendler as though the left and right hemispheres of Krendler's brain were two dogs stuck together. -- Thomas Harris
I pride myself in being able to straddle demographics, and if that was said as Barney Stinson, it would mean a little different thing. -- Neil Patrick Harris
Barney Miller' was a lot of fun. I'm very fond of Abe Vigoda. Most - a lot of people on that cast - I really liked. -- James Cromwell
'Barney Miller' was a lot of fun. I'm very fond of Abe Vigoda. Most - a lot of people on that cast - I really liked. -- James Cromwell
I think the way NOW characterized Smith Barney is disgraceful. I am appalled that an organization like that would not have reserved judgment (until) making their own investigation. -- Jamie Dimon
What I would say about Barney Eastwood is that when our relationship worked, it worked extremely well. He had a lot of strengths as a promoter and a manager. -- Barry McGuigan
The Democrats cannot find Romney fingerprints on what's happening to this country. Every fingerprint is Barack Obama's, Joe Biden's, Nancy Pelosi's, Harry Reid's, Barney Frank's, you name it, Eric Holder. -- Rush Limbaugh
You can't TV surf without coming across an Andy of Mayberry episode where you've just got to watch Don as Barney. That's why I put Don in several of my movies. -- Tim Conway
The Republicans find their faith imperiled by Barney Frank's marriage. There is always a shadow on the wall, a monster in the closet, a mysterious rustling in the teeming underbrush of the conservative Id. -- Charlie Pierce
I mean you might say he had a travelling post office, but also Barney was very, very active. He was a legal officer for the NAACP and they had a lot of problems after Pease. -- Betty Hill
Mainly, I thought of Barney as a kid. You can always look into the faces of kids and see what they're thinking, if they're happy or sad. That's what I tried to do with Barney. -- Don Knotts
You're so hilarious. You know, if this whole Daimon-slaying gig doesn't work out for you, you should really consider being a comedian. The bright Barney hair color would just add to the overall entertainment factor. -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Mainly, I thought of Barney Fife as a kid. You can always look into the faces of kids and see what they're thinking, if they're happy or sad. That's what I tried to do with Barney. -- Don Knotts
Dr. Barney stared at me, his lips puckered. What was he so serious about? Who hasn't thought about killing themselves, as a kid? How can you grow up in this world and not think about it? -- Ned Vizzini
I was single for six years and during those six years I went back to college and got my degree in Social Work and then... while I was single... Barney came here to Portsmouth on vacation. -- Betty Hill
They came out over the highway and they stopped and that's when Barney got out, with the binoculars to try and identify the craft. I mean, he'd been in the military in World War Two, he's puzzled. -- Betty Hill
Barney Kessel was 'Mr. Guitar,' the foremost jazz guitarist of his generation. He had an amazing imagination, his solos were incredible, he swung his tail off, he was a heck of an arranger and could out-read anybody... -- Larry Coryell
The thing about New York is it's like London: you want to go to the boutique places. You can go to the big department stores - Barney's, Bloomingdales and all that stuff - but I like the little stores. -- Bryan Greenberg
The first film I made was when I was 13 and it was called 'The Dogs That Ate Detroit.' It starred my Saint Bernard Barney, and it was a killer thriller with oodles of special effects that were cutting edge for the time. -- Les Claypool
I honestly don't think that I am cool enough or important enough that anyone would care about what I am doing at all hours of the day like "I just had a latte from Starbucks and now I am going to Barney's. Love me some shoes!" -- Megan Fox
I love doing lesbian love scenes. Before I did my lesbian scenes in Gia, I talked to actresses who said love scenes are easier with another woman than a man. Bound's Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly said they'd lie there and discuss the sale at Barney's between takes. -- Angelina Jolie
My favorite country blues player was Big Bill Broonzy. City blues was Freddie King, but I liked them all - Muddy Waters, John Lee Hooker, Ralph Willis, Lonnie Johnson, Brownie McGhee and the three Kings, B.B., Albert and Freddie. Jazz-wise, I listened to Django, Barney Kessel and Wes Montgomery. -- Alvin Lee
Every girl's dream is to have two hot guys having a bit of a barney over you. -- Lenora Crichlow
A lot of people would be embarrassed to admit that they were on 'Barney', but I embrace the fact. I just had such a wonderful time doing that show. I learned what a camera and prop is, and all that. I learned my manners too, so I guess that's a good thing! -- Selena Gomez
When the Republicans controlled the House from 1994 -2006, Democrats like Nancy Pelosi, Barney Frank, Henry Waxman Charlie Rangel, John Conyers and Rahm Emanuel weren't saying we need to move right to win. They stuck to their philosophy. And they fought against Reagan and they fought against the Bushes. And eventually they did win. -- Ed Rollins
I love and collect contemporary art and go to all the art fairs. I love Damien Hirst and Matthew Barney. I grew up in Italy and had a humanistic education in philosophy and literature - things I love and appreciate. People are richer and more complex than just their day-to-day professional pursuits might suggest. -- Nouriel Roubini
As a precocious teen I dreamed of being Graham Greene. Well, as it turned out, I never wrote a great novel, sadly, and I never converted to Catholicism, happily, but I did do one thing he did. That is, in middle age I moved to a seaside town and got into a right barney with the local powers-that-be. -- Julie Burchill
I learned everything from that show, so it's just a wonderful memory to me. A lot of people would be embarrassed to admit that they were on 'Barney', but I embrace the fact. I just had such a wonderful time doing that show... I learned what a camera and prop is, and all that. I learned my manners too, so I guess that's a good thing! -- Selena Gomez
Every girls dream is to have two hot guys having a bit of a barney over you. -- Lenora Crichlow

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