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Barking hard work, being a boy. -- Scott Westerfeld
Barking dogs occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot. -- Konrad Lorenz
Barking dogs don't bite, but they themselves don't know it. -- Sholom Aleichem
Barking dogs occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot -- Konrad Lorenz
Feed the dogs. I hate to hear them barking like that. -- Lillie Langtry
The danger in promiscuity is that it's always barking at your heels. -- Rick Springfield
Until you learn to play what you want to hear, you're barking up the wrong tree. -- Billy Gibbons
To campaign against colonialism is like barking up a tree that has already been cut down. -- Andrew Cohen
If you are a junkyard dog, you assume that that's what life is: chained up, barking all day. -- Bruce Robinson
Some actresses are just insane. I've never worked with a nasty actress - they're all absolutely delightful. But completely barking. -- Daniel Radcliffe
When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911. -- Erma Bombeck
Truth is a good dog; but always beware of barking too close to the heels of an error, lest you get your brains kicked out. -- Francis Bacon
If you were a kid actor, if you had any plans of being an actor as an adult, you were really barking up the wrong tree. -- Susan Olsen
LOL is rarely OL, or even really L. A real out-loud laugh - not the forced social variety, which is closer to barking than laughing - is uncommon among adults. -- Mary Roach
Sometimes you have to understand that you push ahead, there's going to be a lot of flak, there's going to be a lot of dogs barking, but the wagon train moves ahead. -- Juan Williams
We're all making castles in the sand, wonderful tapestries, an exquisite corpse. But is it meaningful? No. It's dogs barking. It doesn't mean anything beyond our yelping, at the pain of being alive. -- Ariel Pink
You do not have to be an economist to know that putting up the cost of employing someone is a pretty barking thing to do when you're trying to get out of a recession. -- David Cameron
I wanted to play a good guy after doing this lunatic on The Sopranos for two years. And then they did the sequel to Bad Boys, where I get to play the barking captain again. -- Joe Pantoliano
I think it would be very hard to go out with an actress, because they're mad. Some actresses are just insane. I've never worked with a nasty actress - they're all absolutely delightful. But completely barking. -- Daniel Radcliffe
Lionel Essrog, the twitching, barking, gabbling narrator of Jonathan Lethem's new novel, 'Motherless Brooklyn,' is no movie-of-the-week novelty grafted onto a noir mystery. Maybe his Tourette's is a gimmick, but it's a gimmick with depth, with soul. -- Gary Krist
My films usually start with an idea that I get while walking the streets. For example, I got the idea for 'Guard Dog' when I was walking in the park and I saw a dog barking at a bird. -- Bill Plympton
Puppies, like all babies, grow up fast. Before long, Gracie was no longer barking at her reflection, instead offering a blase look that seemed to say, 'I know what that is now. I know it's not another dog.' -- Patti Davis
He had one uniform practice, and a very bad one it was, during the time of family worship, and just three or four seconds before the conclusion of the prayer, he started to his feet, and ran barking round the apartment like a crazed beast. -- James Hogg
Please don't ask me for the actual answer to anything, because I don't have it. Because all I do is look at stuff and ask questions. What can I say? I just think the world's barking mad. Look, I'm not an expert. I'm just an ordinary person. -- Annie Lennox
Back in high school, I wrote a novel about a character named Bart Simpson. I thought it was a very unusual name for a kid at the time. I had this idea of an angry father yelling 'Bart,' and Bart sounds kind of like bark - like a barking dog. -- Matt Groening
American dog say, 'Woof, woof.' Korean dog say, 'Mung, mung.' Polish dog say, 'How, how.' So which dog barking is correct? That is human beings' barking, not 'dog' barking. If dog and you become one hundred percent one, then you know sound of barking. This is Zen teaching. Boom! Become one. -- Seung Sahn
People idealise their animals, and at the same time they patronisingly overlook a dog's natural life - biting fleas, burying bones, rolling in garbage, barking up an empty tree all night... But what do they do themselves? Bury stuff that will rot in secret and then dig it up and bury it again and rant and rave under empty trees! -- Tove Jansson
I won't rest until Tom Chaney's barking in hell. -- Kim Darby
He made a lousy passenger, barking instructions I ignored -- Karen Marie Moning
It's painful to listen to the barking of dogs. -- Nizar Qabbani
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven. -- Jack Kerouac
A leaky faucet, a barking dog-those are things you tolerate. -- Candace Gingrich-Jones
a barking Dog will never hurt, unless you pay attention -- AX
A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion. -- Washington Irving
Conscience is the dog that can't bite, but never stop barking. -- Proverb
When anger spreads through the breath, guard thy tongue from barking idly. -- Sappho
I have pit bulls barking at me on half of the love songs. -- Matt Berninger
I've never been convinced that the sun would come up without me barking. -- John R. Erickson
If you listen to dogs barking you will go deaf without learning anything. -- Marion Zimmer Bradley
Beware of barking at underdogs; don't fight with people who have nothing to lose. -- Dory Previn
Keep your eye on the main chance and don't stop to kick every barking dog. -- Morton Blackwell
Even in the middle of barking dogs, you can hear the footsteps of a big revolution! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
My dog was barking at everyone the other day. Still, what can you expect from a cross-breed. -- Tommy Cooper
If I stop to kick every barking dog I am not going to get where I'm going. -- Jackie Joyner-Kersee
There's no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don't really have anything to say. -- Charles M. Schulz
Dogs have important jobs, like barking when the doorbell rings, but cats have no function in a house whatsoever. -- W. Bruce Cameron
Intellectual controversies tend to be like dog fights without the teeth, in which the barking not the biting does the damage. -- Luis Fernando Verissimo
I'm not looking for anything. I think all men are dogs, I honestly do. Every man starts barking sooner or later. -- Octavia St. Laurent
What does it matter if a few barking dogs snap at the heels of the weary travelers? ... The caravan moves on -- Bruce R. McConkie
Art transcends war. Art is the language of God and war is the barking of men. Beethoven is bigger than war. -- Fannie Hurst
You spend so much time barking up the civil-rights tree, you don't even know there's a human-rights tree on the same floor. -- Malcolm X
True power does not need arrogance, a long beard and a barking voice. True power strangles you with silk ribbons, charm and intelligence. -- Oriana Fallaci
This is a little off subject, but I'm interested in those cases where someone is barking up the wrong tree, or misapplying their talent. -- David Salle
The dog barking at you from behind his master's fence acts for a motive indistinguishable from that of his master when the fence was built. -- Robert Ardrey
With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave. -- Rodney Dangerfield
The quoting of an aphorism, like the angry barking of a dog or the smell of overcooked broccoli, rarely indicates that something helpful is about to happen. -- Daniel Handler
Everyone wants to understand art. Why not try to understand the song of a bird? ...people who try to explain pictures are usually barking up the wrong tree. -- Pablo Picasso
The worst part of it is you don't know if he's barking at an owl, the moon or a burglar!" "That's one of the drawbacks of a limited vocabulary! -- Charles M. Schulz
Leave it to a naive world-saver like you to view our love as a Sacred Cause when in actual fact all it was was some barking at the moon. -- Tom Robbins
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone. Silence the pianos and with muffled drum Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come. -- W. H. Auden
Leadership isn't about simply being in charge and treating your people like soldiers and barking orders. Leadership is sharing your knowledge and your direction so that others grow and reach their potential. -- Cal Ripken, Jr.
Who else would find me at just this moment? First he found me drunk, now he found me cleaning up poo from a barking pony who was about to go into attack mode. -- Rachel Cohn
If we value the pursuit of knowledge, we must be free to follow wherever that search may lead us. The free mind is no barking dog to be tethered on a ten-foot chain. -- Adlai Stevenson I
I can tell by your eye shadow, you're from Brooklyn, right? . . . Me too. My mother has plastic covers on all the furniture. Even the poodle. Looked like a barking hassock walking down the street. -- Elayne Boosler

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