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Like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks. -- William Shakespeare
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut. -- Warren Buffett
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber. -- Benjamin Franklin
No barber shaves so close but another finds worke. -- George Herbert
Being a barber is about taking care of the people. -- Anthony Hamilton
I've had the same barber since I was about 14 years old. -- Victor Cruz
Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair. -- Brian Clough
This is Red Barber speaking. Let me say hello to you all. -- Red Barber
Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop. -- Bernie Mac
I don't have any beauty shop memories. I remember the barber shop. -- Jenifer Lewis
A prating barber asked Archelaus how he would be trimmed. He answered, "In silence. -- Plutarch
Colloquial poetry is to the real art as the barber's wax dummy is to sculpture. -- Ezra Pound
I must to the barber's, monsieur, for methinks I am marvellous hairy about the face. -- William Shakespeare
Every small town has its dramatic group, its barber-shop quartet, every home has music in one form or another. -- Kate Smith
My real father died when I was two years old, so I never knew him. He was a barber in Chicago. -- Donald Johanson
Long hair minimizes the need for barbers; socks can be done without; one leather jacket solves the coat problem for many years; suspenders are superfluous. -- Albert Einstein
With odorous oil thy head and hair are sleek; And then thou kemb'st the tuzzes on thy cheek: Of these, my barbers take a costly care. -- John Dryden
Right at the end of the war I wrote a piano sonata, which was written at a time when Sam Barber used to come down here and we used to have lunch together in a very nice old hotel that's now not there. -- Elliott Carter
I did study the art of being a barber because I wanted to figure out what my routine would be. Do you start in the front or back? Top or bottom? Swivel the chair or walk around? What I did discover is there's no such thing as the perfect haircut! -- Sean Patrick Thomas
I represent a rural state and live in a small town. Small merchants make up the majority of Vermont's small businesses and thread our state together. It is the mom-and-pop grocers, farm-supply stores, coffee shops, bookstores and barber shops where Vermonters connect, conduct business and check in on one another. -- Peter Welch
The first (barbers) that entered Italy came out of Sicily and it was in the 454 yeare after the foundation of Rome. Brought in they were by P. Ticinius Mena as Verra doth report for before that time they never cut their hair. The first that was shaven every day was Scipio Africanus, and after cometh Augustus the Emperor who evermore used the razor. -- Pliny the Elder
If you keep walking past the barbers, eventually you'll get a haircut. -- Paul Merson
Nurses nurse and teachers teach and tailors mend and preachers preach and barbers trim and chauffeurs haul and parents get to do it all. -- Babs Bell Hajdusiewicz
I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair coming out. -- Robert Frost
There are apothecaries' shops, where prepared medicines, liquids, ointments, and plasters are sold; barbers' shops, where they wash and shave the head; and restaurateurs, that furnish food and drink at a certain price. -- Hernan Cortes

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