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I wanted to be Red Barber, Mel Allen or Howard Cosell. I loved their personalities and all of their sounds. -- John C. McGinley
A man of Seville is shaved by the Barber of Seville if and only if the man does not shave himself. Does the barber shave himself? -- Bertrand Russell
The killing of everyone was the easy part, the most difficult part was lathering them up and shaving them, that's the part that freaked me out the most in [Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street ]. -- Johnny Depp
I'm in a position where, theoretically, I could play the same ten concertos and make a very good living bouncing around playing Mendelssohn, Tchaikovsky and Barber, but I really think artists should keep pushing limits and trying new things. -- Joshua Bell
Right at the end of the war I wrote a piano sonata, which was written at a time when Sam Barber used to come down here and we used to have lunch together in a very nice old hotel that's now not there. -- Elliott Carter
The rumors about me being with Jamal Lewis, Adam Carolla and Tiki Barber are absolutely false. I've never even met Adam or Tiki Barber in person'we did phone interviews. What happens is that a lot of high-profile men saw topless photos of me. -- Kola Boof
I do believe that you have to bring some degree of truth from yourself to the role [Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street ]in and I'll admit it here, I have shaved a grown man before. I have done it. And it wasn't Tim [Burton]. -- Johnny Depp
This is Red Barber speaking. Let me say hello to you all. -- Red Barber
Being a barber is about taking care of the people. -- Anthony Hamilton
I've had the same barber since I was about 14 years old. -- Victor Cruz
Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair. -- Brian Clough
I don't have any beauty shop memories. I remember the barber shop. -- Jenifer Lewis
The moment to tell my barber I was gay just never came up. -- Yotam Ottolenghi
Colloquial poetry is to the real art as the barber's wax dummy is to sculpture. -- Ezra Pound
My real father died when I was two years old, so I never knew him. He was a barber in Chicago. -- Donald Johanson
When I was a barber, me being extreme was how I got popular: you name it, I was drawing it on someone's head. -- Swizz Beatz
When I was 16 I'd watch 'The Godfather,' but I didn't think, 'Right, I'm going to go down the barber's and get some protection money off him.' -- Noel Gallagher
I really can't be bothered going to a barber. And shaving every morning, that's nightmarish. I spent my teenage years covered in tiny little bits of toilet paper. -- Alan Moore
I have a personal barber, Mister C. He lives in Brooklyn, but he travels with me. He used to cut Lady Gaga's hair, but he fired her to work for me. -- Theophilus London
For me... you know, the most I've paid for a haircut was in Australia. Usually I go to a black barber or a Latino barber. I can't just go into Supercuts. -- Hannibal Buress
Who the heck is Donald Trump to fire me? I regret I didn't tell Donald Trump, 'You need to fire your barber. I'm sorry. I ain't feeling you, man. You're fired! I fire you, Donald Trump.' -- Sinbad
In the sixties, everyone you knew became famous. My flatmate was Terence Stamp. My barber was Vidal Sassoon. David Hockney did the menu in a restaurant I went to. I didn't know anyone unknown who didn't become famous. -- Michael Caine
I sat in the barber's chair in David Miller's makeup shop, hours and hours of trial and error. While David poked at me with his crusty brushes, I grew more and more profane. That's how I started to find the voice of Freddy. -- Robert Englund
I've lived in L.A. for a long time, and they say, 'If you sit in a barber's shop for long enough, you will get a hair cut.' Well, if you live in Los Angeles for long enough, you're going to get some surgery. -- Robbie Williams
So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage-leaf, to make an apple-pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street, pops its head into the shop. 'What! no soap?' So he died, and she very imprudently married the barber. -- Samuel Foote
I did study the art of being a barber because I wanted to figure out what my routine would be. Do you start in the front or back? Top or bottom? Swivel the chair or walk around? What I did discover is there's no such thing as the perfect haircut! -- Sean Patrick Thomas
I represent a rural state and live in a small town. Small merchants make up the majority of Vermont's small businesses and thread our state together. It is the mom-and-pop grocers, farm-supply stores, coffee shops, bookstores and barber shops where Vermonters connect, conduct business and check in on one another. -- Peter Welch
I grew up, really, in the days before air conditioning. So I can remember what it was like to be really hot, for instance, and I can remember what it was like when your barber shop and your local stores weren't air conditioned, so it was hot when you went in them and they propped the doors open. -- Bill Bryson
When Reg died and we first looked into getting a new dog, I was adamant we should pick up a mongrel from an animal-rescue shelter. It's not only that they're usually healthier and have better temperaments, they also fit with my world view - I prefer a ballpoint to a fountain pen, a barber to a hair stylist, and camping over glamping. -- Mark Barrowcliffe
Every barber thinks everybody needs a haircut. -- M.F. Moonzajer
Like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks. -- William Shakespeare
A barber learns to shave by shaving fools -- Romanian Proverb
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut. -- Warren Buffett
A barber lathers a man before he shaves him. -- Dale Carnegie
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber. -- Benjamin Franklin
No barber shaves so close but another finds worke. -- George Herbert
You can find out a lot sitting in the barber's. -- Dizzee Rascal
You don't ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut. -- Warren Buffett
Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop. -- Bernie Mac
To make a fine gentleman, several trades are required, but chiefly a barber. -- Oliver Goldsmith
A prating barber asked Archelaus how he would be trimmed. He answered, "In silence. -- Plutarch
My father had the main barber- and beauty-supply business in the African-American community in Buffalo. -- Helene D. Gayle
When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious? -- Bobby Heenan
I must to the barber's, monsieur, for methinks I am marvellous hairy about the face. -- William Shakespeare
What is there of the divine in a load of brick? What ... in a barber shop? ... Much. All. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole. -- Wesley Willis
You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut. -- Jeff Foxworthy
Asking for financial advice from a financial planner is like asking a barber if you need a hair cut. -- Warren Buffett
Every small town has its dramatic group, its barber-shop quartet, every home has music in one form or another. -- Kate Smith
Sometimes I have better relationships with my barber then with people who are into cinema from an upper class. -- Gaspar Noe
Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner! -- Red Buttons
If the guy that writes you checks says cut your hair, off to the barber shop you go. That's that. -- Paul Konerko
Don't ask the barber whether you need a haircut, and don't ask an academic if what he does is relevant. -- Nassim Nicholas Taleb
I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he's charging me for finding it. -- Tim Conway
If I was switched from whatever I'm doing, and I was, for some reason, made the chief football writer in any newspaper, then I'd retire. I'd go back to being a barber. -- Steve Bunce
It's a small town; everybody eats in the same cafe; everybody gets their hair cut in the same barber shop. That kind of community building, I think, begins to bridge those gaps. -- Joe Thompson
A grave aspect to a grave character is of much more consequence than the world is generally aware of; a barber may make you laugh, but a surgeon ought rather to make you cry. -- Henry Fielding
Ho, pretty page, with the dimpled chin That never has known the barber's shear, All your wish is woman to win, This is the way that boys begin. Wait till you come to Forty Year. -- William Makepeace Thackeray

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