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  • And, for instance, Baptists, Adventists, Lutherans, Pentecostals - let them exist on line with others. -- Vladimir Zhirinovsky
  • Baptists are very strong believers that the civil magistrate is ordained by God to punish those who do evil. -- Richard Land
  • I enjoy being Jewish, but I'm an atheist... I hate fundamentalism in all its forms. Jews, Catholics, Baptists, I think they are all potty and capable of destroying the world. -- Warren Mitchell
  • Our religion seems foolish to you, but so does yours to me. The Baptists and Methodists and Presbyterians and the Catholics all have a different God. Why cannot we have one of our own? -- Sitting Bull
  • And they would ask, well, now, are you one of those narrow-minded Baptists who think only Baptists are going to heaven? To which I enjoy replying, now actually I'm more narrow than that, I don't think all the Baptists are going to make it. -- Mike Huckabee
  • Baptists burn more slowly. -- Billy Bragg
  • Baptists are only funny underwater. -- Neil Simon
  • I'm Southern Baptist, not a meteorologist. -- Willard Scott
  • Baptists donĂ¢??t spend their time thinking about reality. -- Lisa Kleypas
  • The Republican Party: a few million gun-toting, Armageddon-ready Baptists. -- Barbara Ehrenreich
  • Three more saves and he ties John the Baptist. -- Hank Greenwald
  • You see, I was the son of a baptist minister. -- DeForest Kelley
  • But, yea, I grew up in a strong Baptist background. -- Tim McGraw
  • I sang with Anita Bryant in the Southern Baptist churches. -- Kathie Lee Gifford
  • My father was a Methodist and my mother was a Baptist. -- T. D. Jakes
  • Some men are Baptists, others Catholics. My father was an Oldsmobile man. -- Jean Shepherd
  • I have my own religion. I'm sort of one-quarter Baptist, one-quarter Catholic, one-quarter Jewish. -- Tom T. Hall
  • You should approach Joyce's Ulysses as the illiterate Baptist preacher approaches the Old Testament: with faith. -- William Faulkner
  • Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing. -- Lewis Grizzard
  • The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church. -- Jon Stewart
  • You might say that Lyndon Johnson is a cross between a Baptist preacher and a cowboy. -- Lyndon B. Johnson
  • I was raised Baptist, and I like the fact that I got my conscience installed early. -- Octavia Butler
  • Cats are like Baptists. You know they raise hell, but you can never catch them at it. -- James Patterson
  • I'll know that I did good things in my life if the Westboro Baptists picket at my funeral. -- Brenda Priddy
  • The truth is this: I am a Southern Baptist, and the great majority of Southern Baptists are lost. -- Paul Washer
  • I'm from the South. I'm a Southern Baptist. I have a conservative point of view. I'm a Republican. -- Shannen Doherty
  • John the Baptist never performed any miracles. Yet, he was greater than any of the Old Testament prophets. -- Leonard Ravenhill
  • More even than Southern Presbyterians and Southern Methodists, the Baptists provided the great mass of Confederate enlisted men. -- Harold Bloom
  • My ordination in the Church of God in Christ was at age 9, and I later became a Baptist minister, which I am today. -- Al Sharpton
  • We'd rather have faithful Jews, Baptists or Buddhists than some of the Catholics who nearly run you over in the parking lot after Mass. -- George Patterson
  • I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough. -- Kinky Friedman
  • I am somebody who - my path to my faith is very kind of individual, and I don't want to be lumped into the category of those Westboro Baptists. -- Jim Gaffigan
  • If you divide Christians into denominations, agnostics and atheists come in third, behind Catholics and Baptists. That's interesting when you contrast it with the lack of influence of nonbelievers. -- Richard Dawkins
  • The Baptists' basic theology is that if you hold someone under water long enough, he'll come around to your way of thinking. It's a ritual known as 'Bobbing for Baptists.' -- A. Whitney Brown
  • Today it's something about hallucinogenic tea, but tomorrow it could be something that Roman Catholics or Southern Baptists or a number of groups need some accommodation in relation to a federal law. -- Charles Haynes
  • And you know, we'd go to church. We were Baptists. And every now and then there'd be a tent would set up, and it was the Holiness folks. And we liked their music. -- Mel Tillis
  • My family are very, very religious in Texas. They're Southern Baptists. I left to go to New York when I was 17 and I realised I wasn't Southern Baptist. That's not how I am inclined. -- Lynn Collins
  • The Southern Baptist Church is a specific culture in itself. So, I had to study, talk to people, watch tape and go to performances to see how Gospel artists move compared to secular artists. -- Boris Kodjoe
  • John the Baptist, who we are told was related by blood to Jesus, was preaching the impending judgement of God, urging repentance and moral reform, and baptizing in the Jordan River those who responded. -- Kenneth Scott Latourette
  • It is very curious that the United States and Canada both assume that diversity means only race and ethnicity. They never assume it might mean more Nazis, or more Southern Baptists. That's diversity too, you know. -- Richard Rodriguez
  • Baptists have long upheld the ideal of a free church in a free state. And from the beginning, they believed that forcing a person to worship against his will violated the principles of both Christianity and civility. -- George W. Bush
  • For most of American history, of course, the important religious divides were between denominations - not just between Protestants and Catholics and Jews but between Lutherans and Episcopalians and Southern Baptists and the other endlessly fine-tuned sects. -- Hanna Rosin
  • I say to you Baptists, "Go on being good Baptists, thinking that you are more right than anybody else." Unless you think it, I have no use for you at all. The Church of England does precisely the same itself. -- Geoffrey Fisher
  • John the Baptist was supposed to point the way to the Christ. He was just the voice, not the Messiah. So everybodys calling has dignity to it and God seems to know better than we do what is in us that needs to be called forth. -- James Green
  • One cannot help asking sadly, why is love of gold more potent than love of souls? The number of men mining and prospecting for gold in Shantung is more than double the number of men representing Southern Baptists! What a lesson for Southern Baptists to ponder! -- Lottie Moon
  • Religion was quite a thing in our house - we were Baptists. Some Sundays I went to church three times. If there was a talk on missionary work in the afternoon, I could be there all bloody day. But religion took its first big knock after Dad died. -- Philip Kerr
  • I separated from the Southern Baptists when they adopted the discriminatory attitude towards women, because I believe what Paul taught in Galatians that there is no distinction in God's eyes between men and women, slaves and masters, Jews and non-Jews - everybody is created equally in the eyes of God. -- Jimmy Carter
  • We sang a lot of church music. We were very active Baptists. Supposedly, I started singing when I was being given a bath - at 14 months or something like that. My mother and dad both swore that was true, but I'm sure it wasn't very good... We always had the Metropolitan Opera on the radio on Saturday afternoons. -- Jim Foglesong
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