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Banana daiquiris aren't knock-'em-back-by-the-flagon. -- Terry Pratchett
Danger's over, Banana Breakfast is saved. -- Thomas Pynchon
Don't put Banana and Hammock in the same sentence -- Tony Horton
Banana Splits for Breakfast. I think I ate about five. -- Sissy Spacek
I will get married when I build a house in Banana Island -- Ice Prince
I would rather play Chiquita Banana and have my swimming pool than play Bach and starve. -- Xavier Cugat
I'm all over the place with muffins. Carrots are great. Banana, chocolate chip, they rock, too. -- Shawn Mendes
With no pretensions of art, Viva Las Vegas, the new Elvis Presley vehicle, is about as pleasant and unimportant as a Banana Split. -- Howard Thompson
The house had a name. The Banana House. It was carved onto a piece of sandstone above the front door. It made no sense to anyone. -- Hilary McKay
I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny. -- Christopher Meloni
I used to work for a management consulting company, so I dressed differently - business casual, probably a lot of things from Banana Republic. My wardrobe now is definitely more expensive, but I always dress for the occasion. -- John Legend
Hey, maybe instead of going to college, you should drop out and I could quit my job and we can form an all-girl band with Lane, you know, like Bananarama. We could call it Tangerinarama or Banana-fana-fo-fana-rama...or something. -- Daniel Palladino
Saeed quickly found employment at a Banana Republic, where he would sell to urban sophisticates the black turtleneck of the season, in a shop whose name was synonymous with colonial exploitation and the rapacious ruin of the third world. -- Kiran Desai
Before the military coup in Chile, we had the idea that military coups happen in Banana Republics, somewhere in Central America. It would never happen in Chile. Chile was such a solid democracy. And when it happened, it had brutal characteristics. -- Isabel Allende
I love to create this green juice shake made from kale, spinach, cucumber and wheatgrass. The nutrients in the juice help me recover after a tough workout. The Kale Banana Smoothie at LYFE Kitchen is very similar to my recipe and is fantastic. -- Troy Polamalu
Eighteen luscuios scrumpitous flavors, Chocolate,Lime and Cherry Coffee,Pumpkin, Fudge-Banana, Caramel Cream and boysenberry. Rocky Road and Toasted Almond, Butterscotch,Vanilla Dip, Butter Brinkle, Apple Ripple,Coconut,and Mocha Chip, Brandy Peach and Lemon Custard. Each scoop lovely.smooth and round. Tallest cream cone in town lying there on the ground. -- Shel Silverstein
My favorite dessert is banana pudding. -- Lennon Parham
Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana. -- Bill Gates
Life is full of banana skins. You slip, you carry on. -- Daphne Guinness
The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. -- Clifton Fadiman
Time flies like an arrow - but fruit flies like a banana. -- Terry Wogan
Honduras was the original 'banana republic,' and its poverty remains extreme. -- Elliott Abrams
I feel pretty good. My body actually looks like an old banana, but it's fine. -- Mike Piazza
Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others' discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it's funny. -- Shah Rukh Khan
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.' -- Mitch Hedberg
You have to give people permission to laugh. That's why they would always cut to the banana peel in the Laurel and Hardy movies. -- Danny DeVito
In a banana republic, one might slip on a banana peel but things do work - now and then for the people, albeit inefficiently and unreliably. -- George Ayittey
My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays, and eat tree bark. -- Casey Affleck
If you get hungry mid-day, a banana is the best snack at your desk, after a workout, or in between classes. Fruit is a very good snack in general. -- Marcus Samuelsson
A book without potty humor is like a banana split without hot fudge. It can still be good, I suppose, but you kinda get the feeling that something is missing. -- Dav Pilkey
I love making smoothies post-workout. My favorite - depending on the day - is either a chocolate whey protein shake with banana and peanut butter, or one with vanilla and berries. -- Parker Young
I always make my favorite pancakes with milk, and I also add some fruit - like a banana or apple with some cinnamon sprinkled on top. I also sometimes put peanut butter on my pancakes! -- Gabriela Isler
When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you; but when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh. So you become the hero rather than the victim of the joke. -- Nora Ephron
Indeed it is possible to stand with one foot on the inevitable 'banana peel' of life with both eyes peering into the Great Beyond, and still be happy, comfortable, and serene - if we will even so much as smile. -- Douglas Fairbanks
I have the same thing every day. I find it comforting. I have a banana, but I can never eat the whole banana. And I'll drink a couple of Actimels. And some kind of cereal with almond milk. And then after that, I have a Coke. -- Brandon Flowers
People... need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, 'I may be bad, honey, but I'm not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.' -- Chris Farley
I normally don't love green juices, but Body & Eden makes theirs tasty by blending ingredients like avocado and banana with the usual suspects like kale and spinach. Delicious as they are, they're low calorie, and the drink names are catchy: I Have Balance, I Have Energy, and my favorite, I Have Calm. -- Gayle King
I love KIND bars. My favorites are coconut and almond and the dark chocolate and sea salt because staying fueled helps keep me from getting sick or injured. Bananas have also made a great comeback in my life. My kids eat them all the time on the go, which has inspired my go-to pre-run morning meal of peanut butter and banana on toast. -- Summer Sanders
Bananas are great, as I believe them to be the only known cure for existential dread. Also, Mother Teresa said that in India, a woman dying in the street will share her banana with anyone who needs it, whereas in America, people amass and hoard as many bananas as they can to sell for an exorbitant profit. So half of them go bad, anyway. -- Anne Lamott
The fine line between roaring with laughter and crying because it's a disaster is a very, very fine line. You see a chap slip on a banana skin in the street and you roar with laughter when he falls slap on his backside. If in doing so you suddenly see he's broken a leg, you very quickly stop laughing and it's not a joke anymore. -- Roald Dahl
I was not very strong growing up, and my uncle used to look at me, like, 'This kid is not growing up, he is growing tall but he can be broken like a banana.' The banana in Congo is called 'Dikembe.' So my uncle start calling me, 'Dikembe, Dikembe, look at you Dikembe, you cannot even stand up.' It took a long time for me to walk. -- Dikembe Mutombo
Cybernetics is NOT the banana. -- Heinz von Foerster
Incompetence is a double-edged banana. -- John Perry Barlow
Jeez banana! Shut your freaking gob! -- Diablo Cody
It really drives me banana sangwich. -- Dane Cook
When banana's don't work, try a cookie. -- L.M. Fields
How to defend yourself against a banana -- John Cleese
This is America, not a banana republic. -- Vincent Bugliosi
It's like a banana farm for guns! -- Brandon Sanderson
Always take a banana to a party. -- Steven Moffat
We share half our genes with the banana. -- Robert May, Baron May of Oxford
Technology has the shelf life of a banana. -- Scott McNealy
Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana. -- Ryan Stiles
Where the banana grows man is sensual and cruel. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana -- Harry Styles
His venture sounds like a banana peel awaiting its victim. -- Charlotte Curtis
Well, it's nice being top banana in the shock department. -- Audrey Hepburn
You never know where to look when eating a banana. -- Peter Kay
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana -- Groucho Marx
The banana peel is the condom of the fruit world. -- Jarod Kintz
Love and I have been a duo since empty banana peel. -- Jarod Kintz
If you can't think because you can't chew, try a banana. -- Lee Kuan Yew
Morals; the pathetic answer to authoritySeen two gorillas sharing a banana? -- M. COCHET M.
If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact. -- Darynda Jones
You can't stand up for Canada with a banana for a backbone. -- John Diefenbaker
No fruit dies so vile and offensive a death as the banana... -- Kiran Desai
Kelly, there are people in Somalia who would die for a banana. -- Jack Osbourne
Leave it to me: I'm always top banana in the shock department. -- Truman Capote
You can't teach calculus to a chimpanzee. So just share your banana. -- John Rachel
I belonged in Idle Valley like a pearl onion on a banana split. -- Raymond Chandler
Los Estados Unidos has turned into a banana republic, a fascist banana republic. -- Gerald Celente
Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped. -- Terry Pratchett
There's something vaguely erotic about watching a woman eat a banana while cupping two plums. -- Dana Gould
Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere. -- Robert Fulghum
Any ape can reach for a banana, but only humans can reach for the stars. -- Vilayanur S. Ramachandran
Any ape can reach for a banana, but only humans can reach for the stars. -- Vilayanur S. Ramachandran
I blow up fireworks all the time, and I love making milkshakes and banana splits. -- Chris Isaak
I'm all about safe fruit. After I peel a banana, I roll on a condom. -- Jarod Kintz
Sexual fulfillment is the banana life dangles in front of us just to keep us running. -- Jobriath
Soon to come in licorice, orange, cinnamon, and banana, but not strawberry, because I hate strawberries. -- Terry Pratchett
I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts. -- Amy Poehler
I'm not interested in you as a person. I am, however, interested in you as a banana. -- Jarod Kintz
I hate banana bread. It's too suspicious-looking. I always thought the cooked banana looked like insect legs. -- Elizabeth Berg
You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches. -- Pauly D
There's nobody more opposite from John Shaft than a kid who worships a banana as his god. -- Richard Roundtree
I'll just hang upside down from the wire banana and throw bags of flour at the librarians. -- Lissa Evans
Whenever I try to spell 'banana,' I feel stupid because I don't know when to end it. -- Demetri Martin
Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one. -- Chi Chi Rodriguez
My belief about acting in one foot on a banana peel and the other one in the grave. -- Mark Ruffalo
To explain why a man slipped on a banana peel, we do not need a general theory of slipping. -- Sidney Morgenbesser
My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.' -- Betty White
You get to have some mischief before you're basically a blackened banana, impotent, and nothing to be afraid of. -- Guy Maddin
I look at you and wham, I'm head over heals. I guess that love is like a banana peel. -- Elvis Presley
My favorite healthy foods are Jamaican chicken soup, Jamaican chicken stew peas, Jamaican brown stew chicken, plantains and banana chips. -- Sanya Richards-Ross
If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to prison because I will kill him. -- Mario
Then I strip the pants away from each leg, like peeling a banana. That's it, the perfect metaphor: peeling a banana. -- Rick Yancey
Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did not, as a rule, excel in the art of hand-to-hand combat. -- David Sedaris
You should see what she's wearing, Callie. It's velvet. Canary yellow velvet. Turban to match. She looks like a furry banana. -- Sarah MacLean
So you're sayin that it's easy to send somat up to space, but you don't believe there's a little banana machine? -- Karl Pilkington
You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don't have that. I'm a banana. -- Harvey Korman
You don't want your credibility banana to turn brown, but you do want to speak out about what you believe in. -- Bradley Whitford
I believe in holistic medicine, yoga, Pilates and so on. But I also believe in banana split sundaes once in a while. -- Gwyneth Paltrow
I liked the banana-seat bikes with the high handlebars - maybe a card in the wheel could have been part of it. -- Stone Gossard
We are well on our way to becoming a banana republic in every respect except, of course, that we don't grow bananas. -- Burt Prelutsky
Humans waste words. They toss them like banana peels and leave them to rot. Everyone knows the peels are the best part. -- Katherine Applegate
To see a man slip on a banana skin is to see a rationally structured system suddenly translated into a whirling machine. -- Marshall McLuhan
I want to sit down, and I want to laugh. Nothing works better for me than watching somebody slip on a banana peel. -- Diane Lane
Going to do it to you sweet banana, like it's never been done, and we'll get high, high, high, in the mid-day sun. -- Paul McCartney
A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon. -- Eoin Colfer
I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear. -- Paul Neilan
When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. But when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh. -- Nora Ephron
And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana. -- Lauren Child
The thin girl was gulping down one of Richard's bananas in what was, Richard reflected, the least erotic display of banana-eating he had ever seen. -- Neil Gaiman
Scientists tracking mirror neurons noticed that a monkey will get excited not just when holding a banana, but also when seeing someone else holding a banana. -- Sara Genn
If love had feathers and tasted like dog food, then I suggest you wear shoes with your banana pudding. (This statement also defines my political beliefs). -- Jarod Kintz
A good banana daiquiri is hard to come by. I've only ever found one place in this country that makes a proper one, and that's in Leeds. -- Terry Pratchett
I've long thought that for my last meal on earth I will be perfectly happy with a granary loaf toastie with melted crunchy peanut butter and banana. -- Tamsin Greig
Something will pop up in my head. It could be like the weirdest thing. Like all'a sudden like I have like a jumping banana in my head. -- Ryan Lochte
When a banana gets rotten people love to tell you that you can make banana bread out of it. I have never seen anyone actually do it. -- Greg Fitzsimmons
As a healthy person, my breakfasts are very bland and boring. Think kind of a white pasty gruel. Or there can be an occasional banana over the top. -- Billy Corgan

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